Dustin Penner

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Canadian professional ice hockey forward (Famous from Los Angeles Kings)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Am I interpreting this wrong or something? Is Dustin Penner unemployed because he's TOO PROUD to take a tryout contract? Uhhh OK. --
  • 4 star rating Where the hell is Dustin Penner? Someone throw the guy a bone --
  • 5 star rating Seriously someone sign Dustin Penner --
  • 2 star rating Wow, Curtis Glencross gets released from his PTO. He might as well join Dustin Penner on his DJ concert tour. --
  • 1 star rating Tripping over your dog isn't quite Dustin Penner stack of pancakes bad, but it's not a great way to miss most of a season --
  • 5 star rating I signed Daniel Winnik and Dustin Penner to the Coyotes, and Martin St. Louis is back from post concussion just in time for 2014-15. --
  • 4 star rating Side note: why is Dustin Penner not playing this season? --
  • 5 star rating Blake"is dustin penner not zack kassian?" smfh --
  • 2 star rating Hey, Blues, he is still out there. You know, in case you want to keep inviting useless shitbags to camp. --
  • 1 star rating Something tells me that if Alfredsson is a no-go, Ken Holland will do something stupid like sign Dustin Penner. --
  • 1 star rating Ryan Garbutt is a repeat offender. Suspended 5 games for hitting Dustin Penner, and fined for a spear on Corey Perry last season. --
  • 5 star rating he is still unsigned. --
  • 5 star rating Where is Dustin Penner? --
  • 3 star rating That Crawford incident is right up there with EJ, Dustin Penner and Josh Harding. So funny. --
  • 1 star rating Is corey crawford injuring himself at a rise against concert or dustin penner injuring himself eating pancakes more embarrassing --
  • 4 star rating Corey Crawford is the new Dustin Penner. Rise Against Pancakes! --
  • 2 star rating For the record, he is still somehow a free agent. He was on Anaheim's top line this time last year. --
  • 4 star rating When you find out Dustin penner is down the street from you.. --
  • 5 star rating He is the type of dude to make cartoons --
  • 1 star rating The Ducks Instagram picture of Eric Brewer looked just like Dustin Penner. I was so confused for a second haha --
  • 4 star rating Thomas Vincour is with the Avs? Vincour is in the NHL? And he isn't?! --
  • 3 star rating He is going to lower down from the rafters and score on a breakaway at some point --
  • 1 star rating KHL teams looking for a few last minute imports - What is Dustin Penner and Aaron Rome and Ray Whitney doing? --
  • 5 star rating Time to sign Dustin Penner, right? --
  • 3 star rating Dustin Penner still free agent. should take him. Low risk, high reward. ~MR --
  • 1 star rating Steve Yzerman's double OT slap shot..Dustin Penner's playoff slap shot, now this...most cursed team with long range shots.. --
  • 1 star rating Four years ago the moved Dustin Penner for an almost identical package. Oscar Klefbom is *only now* breaking into the NHL. --
  • 3 star rating Nobody is going to buy those Dustin Penner shirts. Should send them to a 3rd world country. --
  • 1 star rating ... about we bring in Dustin Penner? He is also known to show up for the playoffs too.... if we make it that far. --
  • 1 star rating Just throwing this out there,Dustin Penner rw,could be cheap heard all the stories about him being a jerk in dressing room, --
  • 5 star rating Talked to a "huge" LA Kings fan at Holiday Bowl last night.So hardcore he had no clue who Dustin Penner was. Said he also cheers for Anaheim --
  • 5 star rating Bryan Bickell is Dustin Penner --
  • 5 star rating Asking Phil Kessel if he's uncoachable is like asking Dustin Penner if he likes pancakes. Some questions just don't need to be asked --
  • 2 star rating Remember, dustin penner is still available. dustin penner is good. the senators just signed todd bertuzzi. --
  • 4 star rating Something just struck me... Is Dustin Penner still a free agent? --
  • 5 star rating How is Teddy Purcell in the NHL when he isn't? --
  • 4 star rating He is still available and is better than a bunch of NHL players. --
  • 3 star rating Nobody is going to buy those Dustin Penner shirts. Should send them to a 3rd world country. --
  • 1 star rating I really think the Kings should look at signing Dustin Penner to fill Pearson's role while he's out with the broken leg/ankle. --
  • 4 star rating I still want to know really badly why dustin penner blocked me lolol --
  • 4 star rating Dwight King is Dustin Penner without the perennial playoff heroics. --
  • 4 star rating So dustin penner is a big AnB fan... Well thats awesome --
  • 3 star rating He was just on a really, really good team that year. Why is Dustin Penner not on an NHL team? --
  • 3 star rating So why did no team pick up Dustin Penner? I still don't understand why he became untouchable. --
  • 3 star rating Lmfao dustin penner is now a dj. dat karma for being an asshole is real af bye! --
  • 5 star rating He is going to hate Cody and I. Or he will love us. I hope it's love. --
  • 5 star rating Playoff Hockey gets me so going. Knowing the Canucks will be there gets me Dustin Penner at an all you can eat chinese buffet hard. --
  • 5 star rating Someone donate a free agent Dustin Penner --
  • 4 star rating A Dustin Penner/Bryan Cranston picture. Well my day was just made. --
  • 4 star rating I think I should unfollow Dustin Penner, He's pretty much a nobody. --

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