Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dustin Penner I'm a crusher
Canadian professional ice hockey forward (Famous from Los Angeles Kings)
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Rated by - Am I interpreting this wrong or something? Is Dustin Penner unemployed because he's TOO PROUD to take a tryout contract? Uhhh OK. -- TheSportsJags
- Where the hell is Dustin Penner? Someone throw the guy a bone -- The Hockey Chat
- Seriously someone sign Dustin Penner -- Ray Waldron
- Wow, Curtis Glencross gets released from his PTO. He might as well join Dustin Penner on his DJ concert tour. -- Rascal Gas
- Tripping over your dog isn't quite Dustin Penner stack of pancakes bad, but it's not a great way to miss most of a season -- Ryan Dorp
- I signed Daniel Winnik and Dustin Penner to the Coyotes, and Martin St. Louis is back from post concussion just in time for 2014-15. -- Loochifer
- Side note: why is Dustin Penner not playing this season? -- Ian McLaren
- Blake"is dustin penner not zack kassian?" smfh -- sleep doctor
- Hey, Blues, he is still out there. You know, in case you want to keep inviting useless shitbags to camp. -- Kat
- Something tells me that if Alfredsson is a no-go, Ken Holland will do something stupid like sign Dustin Penner. -- Derek H.
- Ryan Garbutt is a repeat offender. Suspended 5 games for hitting Dustin Penner, and fined for a spear on Corey Perry last season. -- Brennan Klak
- he is still unsigned. -- Richard D. Cloutier
- Where is Dustin Penner? -- Juan Amorin
- That Crawford incident is right up there with EJ, Dustin Penner and Josh Harding. So funny. -- Jason T. Van Cleave
- Is corey crawford injuring himself at a rise against concert or dustin penner injuring himself eating pancakes more embarrassing -- Gordon
- Corey Crawford is the new Dustin Penner. Rise Against Pancakes! -- Michael Eng
- For the record, he is still somehow a free agent. He was on Anaheim's top line this time last year. -- Ryan Boushell
- When you find out Dustin penner is down the street from you.. -- Cody
- He is the type of dude to make cartoons -- Soy Zack
- The Ducks Instagram picture of Eric Brewer looked just like Dustin Penner. I was so confused for a second haha -- Blake Navarro
- Thomas Vincour is with the Avs? Vincour is in the NHL? And he isn't?! -- Art Middleton
- He is going to lower down from the rafters and score on a breakaway at some point -- Jeanshorts
- KHL teams looking for a few last minute imports - What is Dustin Penner and Aaron Rome and Ray Whitney doing? -- John Sebastian
- Time to sign Dustin Penner, right? -- Jason S.
- Dustin Penner still free agent. should take him. Low risk, high reward. ~MR -- OilerBoiler
- Steve Yzerman's double OT slap shot..Dustin Penner's playoff slap shot, now this...most cursed team with long range shots.. -- Joey Zakrajsek
- Four years ago the moved Dustin Penner for an almost identical package. Oscar Klefbom is *only now* breaking into the NHL. -- Jonathan Willis
- Nobody is going to buy those Dustin Penner shirts. Should send them to a 3rd world country. -- Shawn
- ... about we bring in Dustin Penner? He is also known to show up for the playoffs too.... if we make it that far. -- Andrew D
- Just throwing this out there,Dustin Penner rw,could be cheap heard all the stories about him being a jerk in dressing room, -- William Carr
- Talked to a "huge" LA Kings fan at Holiday Bowl last night.So hardcore he had no clue who Dustin Penner was. Said he also cheers for Anaheim -- Ham n' Egger
- Bryan Bickell is Dustin Penner -- Brent Seabrook Guy
- Asking Phil Kessel if he's uncoachable is like asking Dustin Penner if he likes pancakes. Some questions just don't need to be asked -- Deaner
- Remember, dustin penner is still available. dustin penner is good. the senators just signed todd bertuzzi. -- hottake mushroom
- Something just struck me... Is Dustin Penner still a free agent? -- Angry Bilbo
- How is Teddy Purcell in the NHL when he isn't? -- CollinCapone
- He is still available and is better than a bunch of NHL players. -- Lowetide
- Nobody is going to buy those Dustin Penner shirts. Should send them to a 3rd world country. -- For8ver Teemu
- I really think the Kings should look at signing Dustin Penner to fill Pearson's role while he's out with the broken leg/ankle. -- Patrick
- I still want to know really badly why dustin penner blocked me lolol -- Ilya BryzGODlov
- Dwight King is Dustin Penner without the perennial playoff heroics. -- Michael Castillo
- So dustin penner is a big AnB fan... Well thats awesome -- RagsSuck
- He was just on a really, really good team that year. Why is Dustin Penner not on an NHL team? -- Patrick Kearns
- So why did no team pick up Dustin Penner? I still don't understand why he became untouchable. -- Nick
- Lmfao dustin penner is now a dj. dat karma for being an asshole is real af bye! -- :-) 4-20-1 :-)
- He is going to hate Cody and I. Or he will love us. I hope it's love. -- Jordan Lynn McLeod
- Playoff Hockey gets me so going. Knowing the Canucks will be there gets me Dustin Penner at an all you can eat chinese buffet hard. -- Sanjay Smytty
- Someone donate a free agent Dustin Penner -- HOSER
- A Dustin Penner/Bryan Cranston picture. Well my day was just made. -- sweet lime
- I think I should unfollow Dustin Penner, He's pretty much a nobody. -- Alfred Vega
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