Ed Balls

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Cleaners' pay is suddenly a ministerial responsibility? How retarded can the left be? Most score 11 on the Ed Balls scale. -- Happy to Be Tommy
• Why is it every time he is on the Tv I have an overwhelming desire to smash the fuck out of it with a lump hammer ? -- Jimmy riddle
• Osborne & that fiscal trap... "this charter [4 fiscal responsibility] is consistent with our position..we'll vote for it" says Ed Balls -- Beth Rigby
• "This Charter is consistent with our position so we'll vote for it". Ed Balls. -- Patrick Wintour
• The Shadow Chancellor he is calling for £1bn of banking scandal fines to be invested in the NHS. -- Scott Bricker
• Either Ed Balls really does care about X Factor or he's pretending to because it will make him look like a mensch. Not sure which is worse -- Terry Jarlsberg
• I just really enjoy the way Ed Balls uses comment -- Jade Azim
• Lol i swear just writing out "ed balls" is hilarious. several years and its still unbelievable -- MPC60-II
• E.g. Ed Balls: "the only way to reduce public debt is via growth, not cuts". Party then explains he was running a nasty fever. -- Will Davies
• I want Ed Miliband to confess that he is a total lier, with Ed balls, failure in previous guv, plus he knew about death of baby p -- remove ukip
• The fact is that Ed Balls will reduce (part of) the deficit by huge taxation - the policy that dares not speak it's name -- Premitrom
• He is literally the real version of Ben Swain from The Thick of It. Wouldn't trust him with a crisps packet, let alone the economy. -- Conor Masters-Kelly
• Ed Balls probably needs Yvette to scratch his, really minor Ed to bring the economy back to where it needs to be. Think people -- Steve Evans
• Apparently NOWADAYS, he is as welcome as an autocue at a Miliband speech ) -- Tamirah Kirkman
• My favourite thing is seeing Ed Balls in the background with Ed Miliband or Harriet Harman speak just like 'yeah bitch 85% take that bitch' -- Johnny Sam-ziel
• If Chuka is frightened of a bit of discomfort (aka work!) why doesn't he resign his seat, and let Ed Balls stand instead? -- Vic Johnson
• Still so giddy about ed balls -- xoxo
• I love a man in a suit, do you wanna know who is a man in a suit? Ed Balls. -- abed
• Want Burnham for Labour leader on the basis his rival, Yvette Cooper, is married to Ed Balls and therefore cannot exercise sound judgment. -- Robert Race
• My money is on Ed Balls having dirt on Chuka from the Brown days. -- Ⓑig Ⓑloody Ⓒheek
• Liz Kendall is so right wing and then if you're anti Yvette Cooper because of Ed Balls I judge you on both feminist and socialist grounds -- Hattie
• Just for clarity, Yvette Cooper is married to Ed Balls. A shadow chancellor soooo incompetent, he lost his own fucking seat as an MP... -- Shatner Handbag
• Azeem's Senior Flute Recital is looking like it could become the new Ed Balls Day -- joshi herrmann
• His name is Ed Balls -- Mike Deej
• Does this effectively mean that Yvette Cooper is the Cersei Lannister of the Labour Party? Ed Balls being Joffrey, obz. -- xAx
• ELECTION FREVER!! WHO IS PRIME MISTER OF UK FIND OT WITH COOL POLITICS DO0R 4U!! GREY SUIT ON FRONT + TINY ED BALLS DANCING IN UR KEY HLOE!! -- BIG DOOR 4 U
• The only difference is having Bill Clinton in your corner will be so much better than having Ed Balls and his dodgy economics. -- Doug Murray
• Labour left with left wing Burnham, Ed Balls missus and Mr Gilberts bird. Ed should stand down as MP so Brother Dave can be parachuted in. -- David Bell
• Yvette Cooper will be the favourite now. Can someone who is Married to Ed Balls be Prime Minister? -- Neil Greenwood
• Is a thing yet, because it can't openly be Ed Balls can it? -- rooftopjaxx
• So disappointed. Thought this was about Ed Balls. -- Tax Vixen
• Ed Balls Day is officially cancelled. -- Fiona Afiqah
• He is severly talking out his arse. -- Dona Puan
• 'Yvette Cooper" 4 Labour Leadership 2 Take on David Cameron well she took on Ed Balls ? Where is He now! -- Kevin J Lee
• Yvette Cooper is running for Labour Party leadership to make up the lost wages from her unemployed husband Ed Balls. -- liarpoliticians
• Yvette Cooper already avoiding questions obviously uncomfortable is Ed Balls pillow talk showing through? Not at all convincing -- Badgrandpa Paul
• I wonder what Ed Balls does while his Mrs is on TV, I bet he's ordered to get the Hoover out and wash the dishes in his pinny -- ✨Alan
• Yvette Coopers husband he is now a full time landlord -- Marc MeWurdz
• Is Yvette Copper Ed Balls (shoulders knees & toes) wife? -- Andrew Davenport
• I bet he is watching this on their bedroom telly with a cuppa in hand... -- Barney Jones
• Ed Balls says his personal disappointing is "as nothing compared to the sorrow for the party". -- Desirae Kulis
• Ed Balls' wife is running for Labour leader. Interesting..... -- IV
• On a scale of putin to ed balls how embarassing is your politician crush -- Denial at its finest
• [this one is for my plugged-in, politics-loving, British followers] ed Balls. -- Rocket Pistol Owner
• If I was tasked with creating a post election defeat broadcast for Labour it would be Ed Balls being buried alive by a private contractor. -- Jon
• Cooper Makes Bid To Become First Woman Leader . Is she so embarrassed about being married to Ed Balls that she wont use her married name? -- the menace
• Before you endorse Yvette Cooper, remember that she is an individual who finds Ed Balls both sexy and interesting..... -- Clayton Hodges
• Wonder what is uptae these days. Ed balls. -- Kieran
• This back to the future nonsense is up there with the "Ed Balls" stuff in case anyone was wondering. -- Tom Rush
• What is everyone doing for Ed Balls day this year? My favourite holiday -- Jonny Trent

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