I have a crush on Edgar Martinez and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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Puerto Rican baseball player

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is Edgar Martinez batting cleanup? -- Julien Trudeau
On the I-5 southbound off-ramp to Edgar Martinez Dr there is a collision partially blocking the ramp. -- WSDOT Traffic
Jay Buhner is the all-time leader in go-ahead postseason HR (3) and tied with Edgar Martinez for most postseason HR (8). -- Ace of MLB Stats
wowwwwww Edgar Martinez was really good ... Roberto Es un maricon loco -- TheAngryTaxpayer
So Edgar Martinez was supposed do meet and greets at my work today. That got canceled. -- Mason
If anyone out there loves me they should get me a bottle of El Zacatecano which is Edgar Martinez's liquor. -- Swazi
If David Ortiz is a HOF so is Edgar Martinez & Mike Piazza. -- Will ひ
It's really a shame that only one of Edgar Martinez or David Ortiz can make it to the Hall of Fame and the other has to be shot into the sun -- Marc Normandin

David Ortiz is a slightly worse Edgar Martinez with a positive test for PEDs. If Martinez isn't in the Hall, why is Ortiz a slam dunk? -- Domenic Lanza
BTW the greatest DH of all time isn't Edgar Martinez or David Ortiz, its Frank Thomas. And he's already in the Hall Of Fame. -- Neal Kendrick
Papi is a no doubt HOFer. If Edgar Martinez was a postseason hero, he'd be in the hall already. It's not "fair", but it's also not wrong. -- Corinne
He is a first-ballot Hall of Toiling In Obscurity At A High Leveler. David Ortiz is a Hall of Famer. -- Drew Fairservice
He is cooler than you are dot gif. -- Yakyu Night Owl
David Ortiz, who is not a better hitter then Edgar Martinez, is on his way to the Hall of Fame -- Josh Hamilton
Love Edgar Martinez... not a HOF'er. David Ortiz has GREAT numbers. When all you have to focus on is one thing, it becomes easier. -- Brian Marye
He is way fukin better than Ortiz. Fuck yer big PApi -- Karl
You know, it's gonna suck when David Ortiz doesn't get in to the HOF for being a DH all his career. No Edgar Martinez, no Papi. Fair is fair -- Angels in 2019
Sorry Edgar Martinez, you were great and all but Papi is the greatest DH ever. Hands down. -- The Real Satchi
So long as he isn't in the HOF, I don't see Ortiz getting in ahead of him. -- steven (70-75)
Spotted Jamie Moyer, Edgar Martinez, and Dan Wilson. This '90s Mariners fan is happy. -- Amy Bergstrom
Edgar Martinez waved at us my life is complete -- rockedfaces
To where is Edgar Martinez going? To Yosemite to inhale more kitchens. -- Buffcoat and Beaver
I will straight up watch DC vs Queretaro in SD on Fox sports 2 if he is commentating on Univision -- Bryan W
He is now an 18-year-old D-backs prospect -- 120 Degree Sports

He is now an 18-year-old D-backs prospect: he is now an 18-year-old D-backs prospect -- Don Gere
( he is now an 18-year-old D-backs prospect: he is now an 18-year-old D-ba... -- The kinq ♦
David Ortiz is the greatest DH of all-time... Would be true if Edgar Martinez's parents didn't exist. But they kinda did. -- Three60 Doc Strange
So glad Edgar Martinez (Mariners hitting coach) got Trumbo hitting right before we traded him for a backup catcher. -- Randall Aamot
I'm don't mind the DH or whatever but maybe it's because I remember just being in awe watching Edgar Martinez -- JB
How can David Ortiz be a "shoe in" for HOF, according to Joe Buck tonight, when he has 6 Edgar Martinez DH hitting awards & Edgar is not in? -- Mari Cruver
I'm standing in my living room and applauding edgar martinez, who really should be the 1st DH in the HoF. /ha-rumph -- SimAlex
He is more deserving of being the first DH in the Hall of Fame than Ortiz. Enough of the double standards -- Carl Daniel
Firm believer that if David Ortiz is voted into the hall of fame, then Edgar Martinez should be as well -- Mike Traut
David Ortiz is not a hall of famer. Edgar Martinez should be the first DH in the hall of fame anyway -- Dustin Leber
If David Ortiz is the first DH in the HoF, Edgar Martinez will have suffered a great injustice. -- Alex DeMarchena
It's a damn crime that he isn't in the Hall Of Fame. -- Chris Harrelson
Sure Ortiz is a HOFer as long as Edgar Martinez also gets in... -- good sprots
Just an FYI... if David Ortiz is a HOFer, then so is Edgar Martinez... -- Nykki
Ldude reminds me of Edgar Martinez, which isn't a good thing its a great thing. -- Naito G1 Champ 2016
Congrats to Edgar Martinez for being inducted into my kingdom's HOF. You have served the crown well. -- Andrea Gonzales
I believe he is the reason behind Trumbo's success -- LV™
Daniel Murphy vs the is now at the Ortiz, Edgar Martinez vs level. -- jamie stuart
7 of the 8 Mariners coaches played in the Astros system, with the exception being Edgar Martinez. -- Stros & Son's
hitting coach he is ok after getting hit in nose on a ricochet in batting practice. -- Bob Dutton
Edgar Martinez took a baseball off his nose while throwing the batting cage. He's doing ok. Nose isn't broken -- Ryan Divish
For now, though: softball. Not enough players for us to DH tonight, so I'm like Edgar Martinez in an NL park. -- Andy Rivkin
Edgar Martinez crushed it. Brought fans to their feet. The only place he belongs more than Seattle is Cooperstown. -- Jen Mueller
He is our new Dad. -- Go Biz
Getting see both Edgar Martinez and Kenny Easley have jerseys retired in span of two months... really awesome! -- Corbin Smith
He is king of UDN -- Arya Stark