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French musician (Famous from Gnossienne)
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Rated by - Oh Erik Satie.... How I love you so much. peaceful. Beautiful. -- Adriana Reyes
- He is absolutely everywhere. -- Chris Bell
- I have made an important discovery. erik satie is very soothing first thing in the morning, as well as in the evening. -- Timothy
- The longest piece of piano music is 'Vexations' by Erik Satie. It lasts 18 hours 40 minutes. Ideal vampire seduction music... -- Longinus The Vampire
- In other news, Erik Satie's, Gymnopedie is one of prettiest classical works. -- Shekinah Glory
- Hi Ted The Erik Satie museum in Honfleur is as eccentric as the man himself - well worth visiting! -- Mark BERRESFORD
- Never thought I'd get to play out Erik Satie at an event, but what else is Christchurch Crypt for? -- Daniel Gray
- Today's listening: Satie Slowly, a new album of very, very slow renditions of Erik Satie's piano music performed by Philip Corner. -- Ted Gioia
- He is perfect to listen to while studying -- Phil Hicks
- He is my idol -- PMick
- I know Crystal K. suggested it years ago, but he is great music to work to. -- Mr. Scribbles
- I know everyone compares Aphex's piano compositions to Erik Satie -- and that is a fair comparison -- but I always think of John Cage too. -- A. Chris C.
- I feel elements of inspiration that remind me of Erik Satie's music. Omg I'm about to cry it's so beautiful -- Octave Mixolydian
- Doing my literature homework to he is so calming -- harriet
- Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1 is perfect perfect perfect -- kate alice
- Well, James Marsh added Erik Satie to accompany walk in MAN ON WIRE, so there's that. -- Kenji Fujishima
- That robot in Remember Me playing A piece by he is still my hero. -- toasti
- I was hoping for Yakkety Sax, but I guess he is ok, too. -- David Erik Nelson
- Erik satie's gymnopédie no.1 is so good antok na antok na ako --
- As much as I love all genres of music, there's something so calming about Erik Satie's pieces in comparison to other classical pieces. -- lex
- I adore this town though. So very arty. Staying next door to Erik Satie's house -- Rhys
- ok so now I'm cooking dinner listening to Erik Satie so I will put at least 1 dollar for the place x -- Faith Sonshyne
- I should not be allowed to listen to erik satie, my heart is losing its cage.. each key stroke is making my heart skip a beat.. -- Fulia
- "Furniture Music" or not, I really like Erik Satie these days. -- ن John Moock
- Someone just rang me up to ask for erik satie so life is pretty okay i guess -- Chiz
- Three hours of sleep, fluffy blankets and Erik Satie. This is going to be the nap of the century. -- Rachael Amburn
- Is erik satie vapor wave -- .
- I don't know why he is speaking so clearly to me right now. Minimalist, repetitive, jittery and shadowy phrases. -- Crispin Gloverman
- So here I am listening to Erik Satie and trying to memorise (the melody, I don't play the piano) all available Gnossiennes and Gymnopaedies. -- afinoor
- I swear you can play Erik Satie's "Gymnopedie No. 1" over anything. It sets the mood perfectly for whatever is going on. -- Handsome B Wunderful
- I was very pleasantly surprised hearing Erik Satie's Gymnopedie No. 1 in Love that game even more now! *O* -- ievs
- He is my long lost love (Gymnopédie No. 1) -- Joana D. Albogas
- Paris bound this November which I'm very excited about. Playing Erik Satie now, in tribute, as I can't drop it mid set can I? -- Y ART
- Gymnopedies by he is some -- Katniss
- Gymnopédies - Erik Satie. So beautiful. -- Candacé
- Re-watching Terrence Malick's Badlands (1973), still a very good movie, wants me to put Erik Satie on later... -- Arnd Eckhard
- "Furniture Music" or not, I really like Erik Satie these days, -- Wayland Dodding
- I kno that I've gone too hard over the weekend when all I wanna do is listen to basic channel and erik satie -- maral ما
- Play pieces composed by erik satie so i know its real.. -- فروزان
- Listen to Erik Satie's nocturnes, so hauntingly beautiful. -- (tree)ana
- The closest you can get to wearing They Live sunglasses is listening to Erik Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 on a loop while walking around LA. -- Shawn Donovan
- He is one of my favorite composers and musicians of all time. -- Natalia Reintsch
- Erik Satie and sketching stuff is the most calming thing ever -- Wyatt SpldingΔ
- Só se ouve Erik Satie com postura, cabeça seguida, ombros pra trás, barriga pra dentro e costas reta como lord -- NO Sanctuary
- "The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest." ~ Erik Satie -- John Barnard
- ERIK SATIE IS A GENIUS A surrealist, maybe, a poet, probably, but a genius, most certainly. His music = mystical experience. -- .☠.
- "The musician is perhaps the most modest animal, but he is also the proudest." Erik Satie -- Gail Cavanaugh
- Só se ouve Erik Satie com postura, cabeça seguida, ombros pra trás, barriga pra dentro e costas reta como lord -- you are not safe
- Oh Erik Satie I love u so much. -- ☠~AshBomb~☠
- "The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest." -Erik Satie -- Mudville
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