Franz Kafka

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German-language writer (Famous from The Trial, The Castle)
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  • 5 star rating I know Franz Kafka from a one night stand. I thought it was going well but in the morning he was gone? And a cockroach was in his bed?! --
  • 3 star rating Start with what is right, rather than what is acceptable. ~Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating Franz Kafka died and his ghost is running the customer service department of Rogers-Fido. This is the only logical explanation. --
  • 3 star rating Many a book is like a key to unknown chambers within the castle of one s own self. Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within -- Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating Suffering is the positive element in this world, indeed it is the only link between this world and the positive. -Franz Kafka --
  • 2 star rating En tu lucha contra el resto de mundo, te aconsejo que te pongas del lado del resto del mundo. (Franz Kafka) --
  • 2 star rating 'So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.' - Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself - Franz Kafka --
  • 2 star rating So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. ~Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating Silence: "Quietness is indeed a sign of strength.  But quietness may also help one to achieve strength."-Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before. -Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable. ~ Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating +++ so it all proceeds into deepest darkness. Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating "All that you are seeking is also seeking you" ~Franz Kafka. --
  • 4 star rating "All that you are seeking is also seeking you" Franz Kafka. --
  • 5 star rating A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity." Franz Kafka to Max Brod. Brod later published Kafka's work; Kafka wanted it burned. --
  • 1 star rating "Quietness is indeed a sign of strength. But quietness may also help one to achieve strength." - Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating Love is a drama of contradictions. - Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself. Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating For my first term at uni I get to study Franz Kafka! I'm so excited! ffs i am such a book nerd --
  • 3 star rating "A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity." -- Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating Great epigraph for Ch 9: Birds of Negative Space... "Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself. - Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating "Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself." ~Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating From a certain point on, there is no more turning back. That is the point that must be reached. - Franz Kafka, Zurau aphorisms --
  • 1 star rating But when I want to draw close to someone, and fully commit myself, then my misery is assured. Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice --
  • 5 star rating Evil is whatever distracts. - Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating They say ignorance is bliss.... they're wrong Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating The Bible is a sanctum; the world, sputum. ~ Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating "One of the first signs of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die." Franz Kafka, Blue Octavo Notebooks --
  • 1 star rating It's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves :) ... Franz Kafka , The Trial --
  • 5 star rating Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. -Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before. ~ Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating 4. "If a pleasant, straightforward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle maneuvers." - Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Many a book is like a key to unknown chambers within the castle of one s own self. Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating They say ignorance is bliss.... they're wrong - Franz Kafka --
  • 2 star rating A Franz Kafka account is following me. I've never read anything by Kafka, so I'm thoroughly confused. --
  • 1 star rating E er okudu umuz bir kitap bizi kafam za vurulan bir darbe gibi sarsm yorsa, niye okumaya zahmet edelim ki? --Franz Kafka --
  • 5 star rating Okay......he is truly brilliant. --
  • 5 star rating Ate at Cafe Louvre this morning. Its so cool going to places people like Albert Einstein and Franz Kafka have ate at! I love all the history --
  • 4 star rating yi, bir bak ma rahats zl k vericidir. --Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka --
  • 1 star rating LifeOfSarahLou: "The ghost of he is thinking, 'don't you dare call this kafkaesque, I don't want my name anywhere near this s... --
  • 3 star rating "Dang. Life is so hecked up sometimes. It's downright Kafkaesque." - Franz Kafka --
  • 4 star rating Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable. Franz Kafka --
  • 3 star rating Many a book is like a key to unknown chambers within the castle of one s own self. Franz Kafka --

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