Never be ashamed of having a crush on Gareth Malone I'm a crusher
Gareth Edmund Malone OBE (born 9 November 1975) is an English choirmaster and broadcaster, self-described as an "animateur, presenter and populariser of choral singing". He is best known for his...
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Gareth Malone is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Gareth Malone
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Rated by - GARETH MALONE IS HERE AND WE JUST RECORDED THE CHILDREN IN NEED SINGLE WITH HIM -- Amelia Stevenson
- Okay! I very much fancy Gareth Malone. There. I've said it. -- Joe Parslow
- My Mum has the biggest crush on Gareth Malone and if I'm honest it's a little bit weird -- Emily Holland
- I find gareth malone so so so cute -- jemma
- He is my sunshine -- mcfassy
- He is on this weeks Would I Lie to You. I am extremely excited about this. -- Carly K
- Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to Gareth Malone? -- David Brown
- Stop what you're doing! There's a choir about to sing on TV that is not...I repeat....that is NOT conducted by Gareth Malone! -- Rob Palmer
- A children's choir is singing on TV, and he isn't conducting them. Does not compute. -- ByTheMinTV
- I m surprised he isn t involved -- Ant
- Took me half an episode of would I lie to you to realise he is not tiny, he's just sitting next to Richard Osman -- Katie Heeps
- Gareth malone is quite good looking but I reckon it's only because he has nice glasses -- merida
- Gareth Malone and Phil Jupitus followed by Nick "Tucker quiff" Robinson. The BBC really is pushing me off tonight... -- Matthew Ryan
- My mother is bullying me by saying that he is my brother from another mother. And father. -- Kat Gupta
- Gareth malone is so adorable -- petergeist
- Also it features Gareth Malone - the border between what is joyous, exciting,fulfilling & life affirming about music & what is Gareth Malone -- Mat-a-tat-tat
- He is such a dweeb -- Chris
- I've looked hard, but I haven't spotted where he is stood yet... -- Jeremy Skyrme
- We had to do this meat is murder thing in year 8 and i remember watching this gozzy man that looked like Gareth Malone rant for like 6 hours -- Emily Irwin
- Gareth malone is so cute and little -- ellen☆
- He is very cute -- bethy
- Wow! he is in Glasgow. Though I'm in Tokyo, I'm bit happy. -- Chizuru Matsumoto
- Hipster chap in the pub is dressed like Gareth Malone, with the addition of a straw boater. Back to east London with you sir. -- Anna Derbyshire
- He is my sunshine -- cherub
- He is such an inspiration -- Hollyツ
- He is my fashion icon -- Pinkie Pie
- Gareth Malone has made me so inspired to do a music degree, I actually love him -- lissa
- Although mother is watching that nitwit Gareth Malone. What a pillock. -- KenfLaw
- Just watching Gareth Malone making a choir on I-Player and one of our customers was being interviewed -- Cafeat36
- I love cin so much why have you done this to me gareth malone -- Niamh Robertson
- Well "Wake Me Up" sang by Gareth Malone's All Star Choir is an extraordinary single and I hope it reaches number one -- Ben Matthews
- Why do charity songs like this Gareth Malone one have to be so depressingly dull? -- Sean
- Is it ok to have a weird crush on Gareth Malone? -- Polly Bartlett
- I heard we sang so badly last night we automatically qualified for one of those Gareth Malone choir spin offs. -- callum
- Honestly losing it!! Crying at the he is a genius!! -- Michelle Krupa
- Think my new celebrity crush is Gareth Malone So sorry Tom (Daley)!! -- Madeline Middleton
- He is so cooot -- Jessie
- I JUST WATCHED THE GARETH MALONE THING FOR CHILDREN IN NEED AND WHERE HE WALKS UP BY HIMSELF IS WHEN I GOT MY SELFIE ITS LIKE THEY + -- Leah
- My kian was on tele last night on the choir for children in need with Gareth Malone so proud x -- wendy jayne campbell
- Oh my god I hate this orchestra so much. Just waiting for that wanker Gareth Malone to walk out of an oboe or something now. -- David Hobbs
- Watched Gareth Malone thing good; they talk about Wogan as if he were royalty what is this country coming to? -- Splash
- OK, correction, the 8th track on Now 89 is going to be Gareth Malone and not "Shake It Off." A marginally less coherent story, then. -- Marcello Carlin
- No wonder that song from he is called Wake me up its so boring you'll fall asleep. -- julie syson
- "I see the BBC is getting Gareth Malone to enquire another group of singers" You mean acquire "I KNOW WHAT A GROUP OF SINGERS IS CALLED" -- Sean Leahy
- Despite being for a good cause, Gareth Malone has ruined one of my favourite songs -- Theo
- Wake Me Up ( by Gareth Malone's All Star Choir) is one of those covers that make u forget u ever loved the original. Brilliant. -- ♕Heßaness
- Gareth Malone's All Star Choir - Wake me up is the cutest thing ever -- Lells ✨
- Does Gareth Malone from The Choir exist solely so straight women won't feel weird about being attracted to Sue Perkins? -- Lindsey Craw
- Watching Gareth Malone celebrity song programme from the other day. Good on them etc but the song itself is so unutterably naff. Bad choice. -- Benet Catty
- Misheard tv announcer and instead of Garth Marenghi s Choir I'm watching Gareth Malone... not the same thing really -- Nathan Cubitt
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