Never be ashamed of having a crush on Garth Crooks I'm a crusher
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Garth Crooks is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Garth Crooks
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Rated by - Someone somewhere is listening to Mark Lawrenson's thoughts on this game. I hope that person is Garth Crooks. -- Toby Fair
- Can win the title this season? he is starting to believe! Have your say at 877 629 4614! -- SiriusXM FC
- Didn't make Garth Crooks team which is why I didn't consider him -- Grimmer
- you need to take into consideration that he is a cock ! -- Phil MCFC
- I dream of a day when Garth Crooks' team of the week is realistic. -- Andrew Smylie
- Garth crooks on the BBC is an absolute clown, must pick names out a hat for this team of the week -- JACK_1
- mind you the one that I can't stand most of all is Garth Crooks....talks total b -- Rob Phillips
- He is the fucking worst btw. -- Danny
- David De Gea made it, but who else is in Garth Crooks' team of the week? Find out here: next no 1 spain -- mohd farid
- Garth Crooks's team of the week: Who is the first winger to take apart a makeshift full-back for a long time, and who is a must-have ... -- osama tanwir
- How garth crooks has put toure in his team of the week is ridiculous bar the goal he was lackluster seems he has to have a racial balance -- Tom Rush
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So who's gonna tell Garth Crooks the Silva substitution came after Yaya had scored. Now that's punditry.
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- Wayne Mardle is like the Garth Crooks of darts. Tool -- Chris Blanchard
- Louie Spence is at the top of my list of people I have a rational dislike of. Closely followed by Garth Crooks and Judy Finnigan. -- Gareth Sissins
- Garth Crooks going off on one is nearly as good as his TOTW picks. -- Dan
- John Bercow is the only person I have heard with the same bizarre speech patterns as Garth Crooks. -- David Gordon
- Garth Crooks' team of the week is basically who scored -- Sean Dwyer
- Garth crooks though, is where I draw the line. -- Nick Power
- Garth Crooks's team of the week includes Alexis Sánchez at the centre of a three-man midfield. Yet nobody is surprised. -- Alan Smith
- Garth Crooks's team of the week: Who is living up to the family name? Who has improved hugely by playing in the Europa League? And who, qui -- World News
- Why isn't Garth Crooks not included in the He is my favourite pundit. -- Mark
- Did Garth Crooks just really call Callum Chambers a 'makeshift fullback'? -- Andy Jarvis
- Phil Clarke for Rugby league is what he is for football... Biased Arsehole! -- Craig Lyons
- He is stealing a living with the BBC -- Cameron Beck-Guereca
- Garth Crooks' blatant disregard for playing players in their actual positions is remarkable. Jamie Vardy as a playmaker in his TOTW -- Alex Tully
- Garth Crooks team of the week is always a load of tosh. -- European Football
- He is the worst pundit in the world. Fat bog eyed cretin. -- Mr Hind
- Garth crooks team of the week is always rank -- andrew
- Hazel is such a tosser. Why do the Beeb employ her? I hate her nearly as much as Garth Crooks -- Mr Pastry
- Garth Crooks making the same mistake as Colin Murray thinking the Liverpool game next weekend is a league game such poor football knowledge -- Lee Bickerton
- In football, it don't get no more boring than Martin Keown and Garth Crooks. Tediousness and dullness is agonising. -- Jesus Christ
- He is a proper prick -- dylan
- There are some really bad football pundits out there, but Garth Crooks has to be the worst. -- Daniel Colbourne
- Garth Crooks "If Burnley beat Arsenal, I will just give up" - Well isn't that an incentive... Come on Burnley!!! -- Scott Boardman
- Garth Crooks just said Leicester's game v Swansea is winable. Swans 8th, 47 points - no walkover -- Mike
- If Burnley beat Arsenal he is giving up, come on Burnley! -- Dave Purdy
- He is just a tit -- Michael Champion
- One of my biggest beefs in modern football is that Garth Crooks can watch live football on the Telly (3 o'clock KOs) and I cant -- Dave
- "A draw for Leicester is not great beer." Does anyone apart from Garth Crooks talk like Garth Crooks -- Dom Farrell
- Garth Crooks really is an awful pundit -- Mark Edmonds
- He is a monumental bellend. Doesn't know shit. -- Glynn O'Grady
- He is another level of useless. -- Mel
- He is a cunt -- Mitchell Keightley
- HOW.......UGLY......IS.......GARTH.....CROOKS???? -- Gruff G
- The BBC really, really need to get rid of Garth Crooks. Ugh. -- Michael Betts
- Garth crooks is a bizarre individual -- Peter Singleton
- What a fucking bell end he is -- Steven McNamara
- I bet he is convinced he dreamt the whole episode -- Jamie
- He is bloody brilliant on Football Focus -- Gavin MacDonald
- He is lethal -- Jcov
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