Gary Lineker

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• being Gary Lineker must be like winning the lotto twice! -- Shaun
• Is it just me or is Gary lineker turning into a meerkat seemples -- Kenny Bowie
• Gary Lineker "Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win" -- Latest FootballQuots
• really hope Gary Lineker gets killed -- Craig
• Why is everyone doing the birthday twin thing I was born on the same day as Gary Lineker and Chrissy Teigen fuck this man -- Ben
• Willie Thorne there, trolling Gary Lineker. Isn't comment wonderful? -- The Sunday People
• "Football is a simple game, 22 men chase a ball around for 90 minutes and in the end, the Germans win" Gary Lineker -- Football Quotes
• Gary lineker's goatee on match of the day is tragic -- Destin-E Productions
• Gary Lineker's facial hair is a crime against humanity. -- Rothfuss's Beard
• I ve figured out why so many Match Of The Day viewers were telling Gary Lineker that refugees are likely to be thugs and rapists -- Alex
• Somebody please tell Gary Lineker that it isn't November yet. That 'stache doesn't fit him. Lol -- M.Y. Zayyad
• Every team in e epl is tougher opposition,Gary Lineker and e likes shud spare us,United Till die. -- Mr_İ_DONT_CUM_EARLY
• I once replied to Gary Lineker saying Shat on... got so much hate all over my timeline i see these people commenting him saying shit shat -- Arifff
• He is so poor at banter -- Ryan Street
• Did Joe Rigby really just call Gary Lineker a 'walkers wanker' -- Ste Seddon
• is Daley blind playing. Haven't heard his name Gary Lineker -- robbie tobin
• How long is Gary Lineker going to do his impression of a musketeer? -- Chris
• He is winning. He's punching at heavyweights. Phwoooaaaar! -- Shakeel Kadva
• Ffs even Gary Lineker's Mrs is getting on the u shat on pitch vibe, mans gonna do a Chris Benoit -- Jeeb
• These 'shat on' replies to Gary Lineker's comments from some people make me laugh so much, they do it for anything loool -- MRM
• He is a cunt -- Ryan King
• the shat-machine that is Gary Lineker -- Tom Gunner
• He is starting to look like a BBC presenter from the 70/80s with that goatee. -- Aaron Bridgewater
• ..........................whos 4th can't they say Southampton or is to difficult for Gary Lineker !!!! -- Jim
• Dear football people, Is Gary Lineker growing a beard for charity? -- Jo Platt
• Gary Lineker's goatee is fucking minging. -- Jonny
• Watching MOTD this morning, is Gary Lineker trying to be a dolly bird? -- Billy Martin
• He is starting to look like Paul Hollywood,get that Goaty beard off match of the day, please. -- J Majik
• Is Gary Lineker in panto this year? -- Ian Gardner
• Gary Lineker: Diego Costa is a beast of a centre forward! -- Rokov Fissh
• IM LAUGHING SO HAR D. LOOK AT GARY LINEKER. -- 黑蜜☆
• Have just watched motd what is Gary lineker up to with the goatee etc, +mid life !!!!!!! -- stephen fleming
• Gary lineker's moustache is ridiculous -- Daniel Havern
• Big hero Gary Lineker. But please! What is this moustache and little beard!!! Can not believe wife, BBC or PR Co would allow it. -- ROBERT TINDALL
• What in the name of all that is good and true is growing on Gary Lineker's face!? -- Rhys Handley
• What the hell is that on Gary Lineker's face?! -- Anurag Chandok
• "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." - Gary Lineker -- Soccer
• Gary lineker is becoming a boring fart now think after this season he should be replaced on MOTD -- dazM33
• Gary Lineker's humour is absolutely terrible. -- Dom
• "Wayne Rooney is one of England's best" - Gary Lineker or nah. -- Fost
• My step brother, no interest in football, ends up sitting next to Gary Lineker in the hunger games premiere, so unfair -- Michaelmore
• He is at the and I'm not???? -- ✼✿｡･:* kath .｡.:*☆
• WHY IS GARY LINEKER AND HIS DAUGHTER AT THE MOCKINGJAY PA1 PREMIERE AND I'M NOT -- victoria
• GARY LINEKER IS THERE AND I'M NOT -- soph
• Gary Lineker saying he's listening to Hozier at home on his new surround sound system is really funny and I don't know why -- El Niño
• Is Gary Lineker turning into a bit of a cunt ? -- Blay
• Gary Lineker "I saw a lot of Maradona and played against him. Wonderful though he was, Messi is better and so much more consistent." -- Abe Olamide
• Gary Lineker "Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win" -- Photography
• That is something that I did not know about Gary Lineker. -- Sarah McHale
• Match of the day isn't the same without Gary Lineker -- Danny Welblack

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