Gene Shalit

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• Hey Karen, Gene (Shalit) is coming over later to listen to "Mandy" on repeat until we cry. Want to join us? -- Judes Dickey
• Well that Gene Shalit scene was very off putting -- Ethan
• 'A Horrible Way To Die' is A Wonderful Way To Spend 90 minutes! -Gene Shalit, from beyond -- Morbid Jeske
• No bones about it, that pooch's bark is best on the mic! - Rap Game Gene Shalit -- The Hexwich Horror
• Gene Shalit says, "seriously, 4chan should be condemned." -- John Roche
• that's not how review of artistic works is done, though. Unless you think he is the only movie reviewer... -- Chip Locke
• He is on the show today to provide his review of the entire Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. "Pfffft." -- beautifulpigeon
• "Madison Bumgarner is no bum, he only garners... strikeouts!" - Gene Shalit -- David Schrader
• Reading your comments is like accidentally opening the bathroom door and seeing Gene (Shalit) sitting down to pee. :( -- Karen (Tozzi)
• "My Intestines Look Like Gene Shalit," is the name of News clumps are next on 100.7 is San Diego! -- The DSC Show on JACK
• So are the like that superhero ep on Family Guy? First they look like a beautiful pop star, then you blink and they're Gene Shalit. -- Stephen Clouse
• Concerning Avatar sequels Cameron says, They re gonna be bitchin ." Adding fuel to Gene Shalit's theory: JAMES CAMERON IS FIVE -- Help Hollywood
• Gene Shalit suddenly appears out of the shadows, hisses at you, then scrambles away like a spider. -- xyzzwhy
• Like fucking GENE SHALIT wasn't on with a Gene Scott erase board ranting about what's racist/sexist this week. He was the MOVIE GUY -- LexG
• That Gene Shalit sketch on Family Guy... uh wtf? Haha -- Kevin Bangert
• Now reading all movie reviews like an effeminate Gene Shalit. -- Platypus Scrotum
• "If I were a character in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, I'd be Katnap Everdeen because, frankly, this turkey put me to sleep." - Gene Shalit -- Andy K250
• When Scott Walker and Bill O'Reilly do the same, don't wanna hear the libs griping. No Gene Shalit? -- Ken Miller
• Today I learned he is somehow still alive. -- Devon Bartling
• I have long held that Zizek should retire from political theory and replace Gene Shalit as the world's foremost film critic. -- RIP my mentions
• Oh my GOD George Miller looks like a cross between Gene Shalit and Roger Ebert OH MY GOD -- C᷆h̲r͉i̚s͞t͐a᷈ L͝e̯e
• Vince Guaraldi had the most killer stache this side of Gene Shalit. -- P.J. Hinton
• "who's gene shaft?i mean gene shalit" -- fortunato
• Zuck came roaring out of the stairwell, neck snapping and bobbing like a tiny bucking bronco being ridden by Gene Shalit -- ‏بوكيبلينكي
• Only when he is Gone with the Wind will mankind truly have its Shawshank Redemption. -- Brandon Lawrence
• Impersonating Gene Shalit on the internet isn't working and it's all I'm good at. -- R Aaron Blickenstaff
• Um why is there no Gene Shalit parody account? -- Lutley
• It's Halloween and wants to dress up as Gene Shalit. -- Angela
• Can t support the new iPhone since the design was stolen from Malcom X while he wrote Star War: Deep Gate 9, with Gene Shalit. -- Ra Nerdsworth
• Bossip headlines are like a Gene Shalit x Big Pun collab a this point -- Van Haggard
• I hope Gene Shalit sues C|Net for the terrible pull quote I just saw in that THOR: RAGNAROK commercial. -- Woke Fartbutt
• Now the baron turns into a hysterically ghastly brain-sucking hooved monster that looks like the Toxic Avenger version of Gene Shalit. -- Scott Foy
• "David Sills? More like David Thrills Fans With His Many Touchdown Catches!" Gene Shalit watching WVU football for some reason. -- Morgantownie(ish)
• I want to be the gene shalit of apology reviews -- spooky hungman
• Im probably late, but have we discussed the strange mustachioed man behind the Pens bench? Looks like a Wario / Gene Shalit hybrid -- Sergei Thunderpants
• Is gene shalit still alive -- Samildánach
• Former movie critic Gene Shalit (NBC s Today Show) is 92. Singer Anita Bryant is 78. -- The Hot Mammas
• Personally, I think you look more like Gene Shalit with that moustache!! -- Justin Everett
• Gene Shalit old as fuck -- Mister Bitch
• Happy Birthday, Gene Shalit! xo -- Morgan
• As of today's long-awaited update, no man's sky is no longer no man's buy! for ign, I'm gene shalit -- natalie on dvd
• "Keep doing your thing Miss Shalit. Miss Gene Shalit." -- gianella
• I feel like gene shalit -- i feel like
• Never thought the words "gene shalit isn't a twink" would come out of my mouth but here we are -- i. would like. to rage. ✨
• Dr. Light in Mega Man 8 sounds like a cross between Gene Shalit, a random Borscht Belt comedian, and Elmer Fudd. -- Mike Chimeri
• "VENOM was simply Venomenal!" -Gene Shalit from the future -- Kyle Anderson @ Somewhere dark and cold
• Doctor, have you ever met a werewolf? Ran into Gene Shalit once. -- Jon Nichols
• Did Gene Shalit give this a thumbs up or down? -- The Artful Dude
• Ehrlich is a millennial Gene Shalit -- Jim Gabriel
• I refuse to believe he is a real person and not a Ocarina of Time npc -- soup kid

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