Gene Simmons

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• I know Gene Simmons from Can’t stand Gene Simmons. Completely arrogant and full of himself. -- Anonymous
• [turns to coworker in next cubicle] I'm so excited for my lunch today [does gene simmons tongue thing for 25 minutes] -- slick
• I also learned that I love making money. Anyone who is not afraid of work will be happy with the money they make. Gene Simmons -- Jadwiga Staneart
• I was never interested in being a rock star. I always wanted to be Boris Karloff. - Gene Simmons -- Giggly Stuff
• Gene Simmons for Halloween is who I wanna be -- Magic Don Juan
• Kayne West is the black Gene Simmons. In the sense that they both think they are god's greatest gift to this Earth. -- James Tate
• Frick yeah gene Simmons family jewels is on! -- Lauren Angelillo
• He is so insightful. -- Brennen
• Just saw Gene Simmons in the airport. So there is that -- kendle vickers
• He is a living legend -- carolina
• I swear gene simmons is the coolest person ever -- beth sutton.
• Gene Simmons may be right but honestly I think he's washed out. Maybe this is the new style of Rock. After all nothing same stays forever. -- Ice Panda
• Looking for Gene Simmons costumes when I feel like wank is not gr8 -- abbie
• Man, he is such a giant tool. -- Jake Scare-O
• Nothing is worse than a musician interview on Fresh Air The one Gene Simmons insanityfest excluded -- Slayvid Deadnar
• He is still in line with the rapists and frauds. He says nice things when he knows I am listening -- Veronica Burnett
• The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage. Gene Simmons -- Michael D Garrison
• I bet he is one badass dad -- Baby G ✊
• My mother is casually sitting behind Gene Simmons on a plane -- sarah park
• He is what he eats...some shit off the floor at LAX... -- PheebZ
• Why did I like gene Simmons on Facebook , I regretted it for ages . Had to unlike it , too many gay posts of shit -- HONZO-HASASHI
• In terms of merchandising, RZA is the Gene Simmons of rap. There isn't anything he won't slap a W on. -- Funkmaster Billiam
• Gene Simmons: 'Rock Is Finally Dead. It Was Murdered' -- eraijafap
• Gene Simmons is the fucking man. that's all I gotta say. -- radwoodx
• Tv in this bar is so low-res I can't tell if I'm looking at Gene Simmons on a reality show or Jacki Weaver in ANIMAL KINGDOM -- Randy Mack
• That show with Gene Simmons and arena football is actually quite entertaining -- Joe Steele
• He is so up Harry's ass -- Abby
• Does anyone take Gene Simmons seriously anymore? -- Dimitrios Sotirakis
• He is such a great man. Sticks by his word. -- TrevorRost
• Gene simmons son is hot damn -- stevebucky emily
• He is so full of shit...saying rock n roll is dead. Ugghh! -- Pamela Davis
• Stuck between gene Simmons, sideshow bob, or a teletubby as my Halloween costume. Fairly random I know but all help choosing is welcomed! -- Zach Pearson
• When Gene Simmons said rock & roll is dead I got really drunk and said rock and roll never dies with propeller arms. -- CLVIRE
• I'm so excited for Halloween because I'm being Peter criss and Maggie's being gene Simmons. FRRRRIIICCCK YEAH -- sophie
• "...and I woke up with a tattoo of Gene Simmons next to my tattoo of Ozzy Osbourne. So in a nutshell, that's why they call me 'Wild Rice'." -- Conner Van Pevenage
• Is Gene Simmons mad because of pirating, or because no one is pirating KISS? -- Lars Andersen
• He is everything -- WhoIsRose?
• Gene Simmons was in Kansas City meeting fans but I was working so I didn't find out until just now -- Sean Blumenshine
• We met Gene Simmons so that's cool -- leena clark
• Gene simmons family jewels is the best show on television -- mallory
• I agree with Gene Simmons, rock is finally dead, but he chimed in 1/4th a century too late. I'd call its heady days from about 1965 to 1990. -- Joseph M Newhard
• this is not the real Gene Simmons.who ever you are your not doing a very good job.. -- Bash Woodall
• I also saw kiss i had the biggest crush on gene simmons -- emi((ug))ly
• So he is from Hamilton, OH? How am I just learning this??? -- Jay
• Gene Simmons house is unreal! -- Brendan Ball
• The Last Ship is still jingoistic cheesemongery of the highest order. But it was a better bet than a CSI featuring Gene Simmons from KISS. -- Iain Clark
• Rock isn't dead Gene Simmons. Go fuck yourself. -- 千鶴女神
• Why did the Adult Swim bump call Gene Simmons a douche? Is it because he gets more ass in his 60s than those guys ever do? ;) -- Ursula K Raphael ☠
• Fucking elitists. It's the reason why Gene Simmons said "Rock is Dead" -- Joko Curioso
• Gene Simmons son is -- bitch boy

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