Glenn Hoddle

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Football Player, Manager (Famous from Wolverhampton Wanderers)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Glenn Hoddle was definitely fouled in the lead up to the 2nd goal but the ref didn t give it. Karma? Glenn probably thinks so. --
  • 4 star rating Jonathan pearce is to bbc commentary What glenn hoddle is to itv --
  • 2 star rating Frank Lampard is the first Englishmen in 22 years to mange Last Englishman to manage them was Glenn Hoddle. --
  • 1 star rating Frank Lampard is Chelsea's first permanent English manager since Glenn Hoddle left for the England job in 1996. --
  • 1 star rating Frank Lampard is the first English Chelsea manager since Glenn Hoddle who left in May 1996 when Lampard was 17. --
  • 1 star rating Frank Lampard is Chelsea's first English manager since Glenn Hoddle, who left the club in 1996 - 23 years ago. --
  • 4 star rating John Inverdale is the Glenn Hoddle of stating the bleeding obvious --
  • 3 star rating He is 100% sat commentating on this match with 'Kane 10' on the back of his shirt... --
  • 4 star rating Martin Tyler is approaching Glenn Hoddle levels of batshit. --
  • 5 star rating Glenn Hoddle really needs to get off Kane s dick --
  • 3 star rating Glenn Hoddle's living in the past. Apparently the Spurs GK today is GazzaNazi --
  • 5 star rating Glenn Hoddle calling Gazzaniga "Gazzanagi" is why I love football --
  • 3 star rating 85 minutes in and he is still having a shocker trying to pronounce the Spurs keeper's name! --
  • 3 star rating Glenn Hoddle just called him Gazzagnagi, someone is being really cautious --
  • 5 star rating That Glenn hoddle is a fucking tit --
  • 3 star rating I don t care he used to play for us. Glenn Hoddle can fuck right off. Seriously. --
  • 5 star rating Spurs heads have gone here. he is crying. --
  • 5 star rating He is wanking himself raw over Spurs right now... --
  • 4 star rating Isn t a Double footed jump just called a jump Glenn Hoddle? --
  • 2 star rating Glenn Hoddle trending. Has he got over Madrid yet? Never seen a pundit so rattled by a routine 2-0 win --
  • 5 star rating He is as cancelled as Lord Ashcroft. --
  • 5 star rating Glenn hoddle is such a bumlick --
  • 3 star rating Fuck me, is Glenn Hoddle, harry Kane s dad? Never heard someone big up such a shit goal in my life --
  • 3 star rating Never heard someone so far up someone s arse then he is up Harry Kane s, chill out jfc --
  • 3 star rating Glenn Hoddle making out he meant to put in top corner is fucking ridiculous --
  • 5 star rating He is a plonker --
  • 5 star rating Is Glenn hoddle a yid fan by any chance!! --
  • 3 star rating He is going to have a fucking breakdown if they show another replay of Harry Kane s goal --
  • 4 star rating Glenn Hoddle really sucks off spurs in his commentating --
  • 5 star rating Glenn hoddle is fucking draining --
  • 5 star rating Harry Kane isn t gonny shag ye Glenn Hoddle --
  • 5 star rating He is literally wanking himself into a coma --
  • 3 star rating He is comfortably the worst commentator in the history of football. Talks absolute shite none stop --
  • 1 star rating Glenn Hoddle shouldn t be allowed to commentate on Tottenham games. He is one bit of Kane skill away from an orgasm --
  • 2 star rating Glenn hoddle hasn't said one good word about Leicester in this game so bias towards spurs deluded guy. --
  • 3 star rating Very enjoyable game this so far but my god Glenn Hoddle really is a horrible commentator --
  • 1 star rating Glenn Hoddle just ejaculated when kane scored! More biased towards spurs than Tyler is for the scum! Terrible commentary! --
  • 4 star rating Actually, it's been disallowed because he is calling Lamela 'Mela' --
  • 5 star rating He is the most biased commentater of all time. --
  • 1 star rating He is in the top 5 of the best players I've ever seen play live. He is in the top 1 of the worst commentators. --
  • 3 star rating Glenn hoddle is a fucking nonce man would rather listen to Michael Owen --
  • 4 star rating Glenn hoddle just called ox a really good young player...... --
  • 5 star rating What t fkn l is Glenn Hoddle wearing --
  • 3 star rating Hearing Joe Cole on BT Sport makes me regret being so harsh on Glenn Hoddle! --
  • 3 star rating Steve McManaman giving Glenn Hoddle and Jermaine Jenas a really good challenge for worst pundit --
  • 5 star rating He is an idiot. --
  • 4 star rating Glenn hoddle chats so much shit lol, one of worst pundits on tv --
  • 1 star rating Seriously, he is obsessed with a "goalkeeper being far too deep in his goal." "I don't know about you, Rio..." --
  • 5 star rating He is so boring to listen to. --
  • 4 star rating He is extra special nice to his wife when he wants some Rumpy Pumpy --

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