Never be ashamed of having a crush on Gordon Gano I'm a crusher
American singer
Votes | Ranking | Boost Ranking | |
---|---|---|---|
![]() |
![]() |
Gordon Gano ranks
, and ranks
among all celebrities on
.



Gordon Gano is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
2 Ways to Vote him Up!
1. Hit the "X Post" button at the top ↑2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.
Why People Have A Crush On Gordon Gano
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I know Gordon Gano from hearing him play in concert. Hi is brilliant and cute! Love to listen to him speak in public. He has a good sense of humor. -- jeannie
- Gordon Gano lives here now, so if you see him around be sure to give him a hi-five! -- DenverMusicSummit
- ...And then Jim Morrison turns into Gordon Gano. -- EvelynWaits
- Graham Gano, not to be confused with Violent Femmes singer, Gordon Gano...... -- BRAD
- As in I will be dressing up as Gordon Gano. -- maira
- Fun Fact: Gordon Gano lives in Denver and occasionally fronts a Violent Femmes cover band. -- Marin
- Why am I reminded of Gordon Gano -- J.
- AND GORDON GANO -- pickle
- So it Goes - Gordon Gano _ Linda Perry -- Oğuz Yanaroğlu
- Gordon Gano's voice really is one of my favorite things. -- Doctor of Hugonomics
- Gordon Gano 1983 -- ㅤ
- Gordon Gano (Violent Femmes) produira le premier album du groupe français Louise Attaque. -- In Ouïe Cours
- Remember when the violent femmes were on an episode of 'sabrina the teenage witch' & libby was in love with gordon gano? that was weird. -- /-\
- Is that Gordon Gano on RTP -- Julia
- The only cool Baptist is Gordon Gano and he's the only one folks -- Austin Gilbert
- Why am I just now noticing the similarities in the voices of Kevin Barnes from Of Montreal and Gordon Gano from Violent Femmes? -- Cody Sewell
- Gordon Gano can ballad and polka like a mother fucker. -- SL,UT
- Hey I remembered Gordon Gano's Army was a thing and I'm still mad I can't find a DL for their album -- Josh
- Gordon Gano still rocks it! -- radiohead64
- Kickin' ain't easy. he is gonna put on his Femmes record and stare at the ceiling until sunrise. -- AstroWorld Series
- Gordon Gano's son is a blister in the bum -- Arch Stanton
- I'm never not going to be disappointed that Panthers kicker Graham Gano isn't in any way related to Violent Femmes lead singer Gordon Gano. -- Alexander Abnos
- Maybe Gordon Gano should be the Panthers' kicker? -- Paul Sie1ski
- Remember when Gordon gano and the rest of violent femmes were on Sabrina the teenage witch -- busty st claire
- Weird that Gordon Gano been singing "Kiss Off" for forty years and still can't remember what eight was for. -- brook pridemore
- Gordon Gano wearing a bathrobe -- Uncle Fezter
- I saw Violent Femmes from the first row. Gordon Gano gave me a thumbs up. Their performance really grabbed me by the pussy. -- Arafat Kazi
- I still don't know why Gordon Gano didn't win a Nobel for "Violent Femmes" (1982) -- Brian Dawson
- Montell Jordan and Gordon Gano of the Violent Femmes cover Newcleus' "Jam On It." -- Random Duets
- Und mit 16 die Frage,ob man Gordon Gano, Adam Clayton oder doch lieber Nick Cave heiraten sollte. Und Jim Kerr. Der war auch hoch im Kurs. -- Smiths' Lovecat
- I like Gordon Gano when he stammers in songs that's p much the best thing I've ever heard -- glitter devil
- Order of the evening: Bake biscuits and listen to Gordon Gano whine about being an Alpha Male. -- Gustavo the Indexer
- So is Gordon Gano totally making a living off residuals from sports organists playing the bit from "Blister in the Sun" every single game? -- Patrick McGovern
- I wanna make soft sweet love to Gordon Gano -- NoxeemaJackson
- Gordon gano's warble was made for a song like Country Death Song -- Carousel of Regress
- Had a dream i was being serenaded by gordon gano. -- liz noonan
- I wonder what he is up to these days. -- Spookylady
- Can't believe we elected an '80s nostalgia candidate & went with Gordon Gekko instead of Gordon Gano. -- Ken Jennings
- Gordon Gano convida a rapaziada p/ ir pro hotel e o que eles fazem quando chegam lá? ASSISTEM REN & STIMPY comendo Doritos. Melhor banda -- matheus m.
- Gracias a la academia por recordarme que Ruth Gordon gano un Oscar, después de los premios me iré a ver Rosemary's Baby (otra vez) -- I am a crystalgem
- Gordon Gano of the Violent Femmes wrote the songs on that first album when he was 18. Proving that age means nothing. -- Chris Fischbach
- Frankly I don't give a shit if Gordon Gano looks like Tom Arnold now, I'd still kiss his little lips. -- Natural Child
- What do you think would happen if Perry Farrell and Gordon Gano did a song together, would it just sound like cats chewing on piano wire -- Xtina
- - Lou Reed delivery, Gordon Gano voice. It's Alex Chilton with "Guantanamerika" from 1985's Feudalist Tarts. -- Sam
- I reckon in the last year i've had Gordon Gano's Army songs pop into my head more than any other band -- charlie simmonds
- Today, a real cynical ballad about the money pit that is living in a city. Complete w/ Gordon Gano style lyrics. Because it hurts that bad. -- supersonictartan💀🤖
- Sigo insistiendo Jad Fair y Gordon Gano tienen el mismo timbre de voz -- Andrea
- Just played: Here as a Guest - Gordon Gano % The Ryans - Under the Sub(Yep Roc) -- WTUL
- To think it's already been a year since i unintentionally kidnapped Gordon Gano & S. Gordon's bass after FoCoMX-both were promptly returned -- H W
- Violent Femmes is some 80s that sounds like the 90s and fits right in today. Is Gordon Gano still with Becky from Real World season 1? -- keith maitland
Body:
Face:
Mind:
Heart: