Greg Ostertag

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• In college, Greg Ostertag was known by his nickname around the KU campus as towelette. Cuz he always kept them ladies moist -- The Hardwood HOF
• I could see if this were a high scoring game...this is like watching Ben Wallace and Greg Ostertag play one on one -- Lamar Butler
• Rudy gives the Jazz arguably the best true center rim protector they have had since Greg Ostertag (the good Ostertag when he was young). -- Justin Sweeney
• Cole Aldrich, otherwise known as Greg Ostertag Jr. -- gabeXXVI
• I had a dream last night that Nene and Greg Ostertag helped me conquer my fear of heights. -- Jacob Kipp
• Duncan overrated too. nigga just a glorified Greg Ostertag -- Michael Santana
• GREG OSTERTAG IS THE GOAT -- Adam Fisher
• Dres has what I like to call Greg Ostertag syndrome. It like he's playing with two pool cues. -- Daniel
• "Tazón Mix", Greg Ostertag -- Perrícano
• If the Jazz could get Greg Ostertag to un-retire they'd be championship bound! -- Mack Hansen
• Where does one find an old Greg Ostertag Jazz jersey -- Kyle Hill
• Greg Ostertag head shape -- Tony Scareloub Monk
• Greg Ostertag sucked balls. -- Andy Gold
• All we need is for Greg Ostertag to give Rudy Gobert some tips. -- Lord Emsworth
• Who is the best ever to play? I'm glad we agree it was Greg Ostertag -- ɥɔʇɐɥ ʞɔıp
• The Jazz went to the NBA Finals with Greg Ostertag as our Center. Rudy Goubhurt is the French 'Tag. NBA Finals 2019 is in the works. -- Josh Cann
• He is one of the top centers on this planet!" - Bill Walton -- Conor Goodwin
• Best all around NBA player of all time is: Greg Ostertag. Kidding. It's Michael Olowokandi -- Joseph Bennett
• "he is one of the top centers on this planet." -- Bill Walton -- Dave
• Jakob Poeltl = Greg Ostertag? Poeltertag? -- Adam Love
• Mozgov's reflexes are second only to ol' Greg Ostertag. -- Sam Preston
• Wait wait wait, he is only 50 years old?!? That seems impossible. -- Aaron Hefner
• I HAD TO CUT GREG OSTERTAG -- Brian Schmid
• LeBron James in is the best performance of an NBA player in a movie since Greg Ostertag in Eddie -- DollarStoreChewbacca
• I really hope Greg Ostertag wins the British Open. -- Mike Beauvais
• Trading so many ex 1st round picks to go get Greg Ostertag back -- S^2
• Greg Ostertag was such trash hahahah -- Reinaldo Bermudez
• I need a purple jazz greg ostertag -- Big $$$$ Chubby
• Porzingis looks like he will be a better version of Greg Ostertag you're it -- Timmy Shaw
• Ladies I'll save you some time...if he knows who he is and the next evolution of a magicarp he's probably a bro -- Tanner Ekeren
• Oliver Perez still getting checks. Being left-handed in baseball is like being Greg Ostertag. -- David Crockett
• If you don't know who he is, you're not worthy to watch Jazz playoff games... probably. -- WT Hallmark
• Rodney Hood is the Greg Ostertag of 2017 -- Sam Wright
• Somewhere, he is watching this and smiling. -- Nate
• Jeff Withey remind me of a Greg Ostertag -- A.M.P.
• Utah en playoffs et personne ne parle de Greg Ostertag -- Laennec54
• recuerdan a Greg Ostertag ??? Saben q es de su vida ??? Gracias y vamos Utah Alejandro desde Rosario - Argentina -- ALEJANDRO BONALUMI
• Plenty of ways to handle stress during the playoffs - I go back to the old reliable - digging Greg Ostertag size holes on my property. -- Jerry Sloan
• Nigga we just drafted Greg Ostertag with the second overall pick I'm dead -- Randy Orton
• Yea, I know it's backwards, but would you have recognized Greg Ostertag's face? I doubt it. -- Mike Donley
• Greg Ostertag rolling in his grave looking at these bum ass jerseys -- Marcus Graham
• Jazz doing it for Greg Ostertag -- EL FOOSAY
• Anytime I see a Jazz home game, I think Stockton/Malone/Sloan/Hornacek. Can't forget about Greg Ostertag!! -- Joe Bruister, Jr.
• Fucking Greg Ostertag -- Uncle Drew
• Ok donc rolo c'est wilt chamberlain depuis le debut de la serie et la ce soir c'est greg ostertag -- 🐺dim🐺
• Greg Ostertag and Byron Russell didn't die for this -- Trubisky Hive
• Greg Ostertag rolling in his grave -- Fine Me Later
• Utah Jazz fans doing an Mvp chant for Gordon Hayward.. but my man Greg Ostertag couldn't get one back in the day!!! -- bubba walther
• NBA Lottery sounds fun, but I would rather play NBA Roulette, because if it lands on 00 then I win my very own Greg Ostertag -- uɐɯssnS ʇʇɐW
• Is that Greg Ostertag playing on the Kings summer league? Isn't he too old? -- Tony Brandt

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