Groucho Marx

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• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly & applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx -- мεη σғ нιsтσяү
• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx -- Tim Fargo
• Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it - Groucho Marx. -- TheBest Book Quotes
• Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx -- she sells seashells
• "Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." -Groucho Marx -- Kimberly Schmimberly
• "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx -- cessic-a
• If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx -- Justin Fox
• Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx -- CleSewingQueen
• Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx -- Rick London Gifts
• "My favourite poem is the one that starts Thirty days hath September because it actually tells you something Groucho Marx -- SGWeberUKTWITFEED
• Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx -- Pendidikan4Indonesia
• "I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx -- Social In Toronto
• I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. - Groucho Marx -- Defining New Media
• "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend" Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx -- ☸ A Bit Of Zen
• "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx -- Gray'sInn Senior
• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx -- PI
• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx -- .
• (HUMORISTS) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx -- Fortune Mod
• "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx -- Gūyer
• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx -- MusiGallery
• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx -- Dria Pustaka, PT.
• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made......( Groucho Marx ) -- GAW
• "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."_____Groucho Marx -- p harr
• "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx -- Best Quotes
• Outside of a dog, a book is a man& best friend. Inside of a dog it& too dark to read. - Groucho Marx -- Quotes of The Day
• "Humor is reason gone mad." ~ Groucho Marx -- Paul Goldman
• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx -- kybunnies
• Is Captain Spaulding a Groucho Marx reference? -- Gabs
• Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx -- Dofollow Backlinks
• Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.-Groucho Marx -- Diana Plowden
• He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. (Groucho Marx) -- Akif Ç.
• "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx -- Lakewood Bob
• It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx -- Cantlon Financial
• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere~Groucho Marx -- Motivational Quotes
• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx -- St. Johns Co Library
• "Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend, inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx -- Jimerson Airplane
• Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx -- Kavi Fosserd
• I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick . - Groucho Marx -- Peter Hoffer
• "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx -- Franklin Covey Tasks
• Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women. -Groucho Marx -- If You Ask Us
• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx -- Selena Maranjian
• Love this!-->I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx -- Leslie Nunnery
• No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. Groucho Marx -- Naomi Sonday
• Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~ Groucho Marx -- Ravi Matah
• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -Groucho Marx -- Joke Slinger
• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx -- The Quote
• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere~Groucho Marx -- Weight Loss Tips
• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you ve got it made. -Groucho Marx -- asuqifuvpe
• "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx -- indrajordizon
• "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly & applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx -- Kaylan Geekie

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