Never be ashamed of having a crush on Hannibal Buress I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Hannibal Buress
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Hannibal Buress apparently is going to have a book out soon too. -- jo'ppy
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I think of Hannibal Buress every time someone uses the phrase so many levels -- Trevor Miracle
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HANNIBAL BURESS IS PLAYING SEND IT UP LOUD AS SHIT YESSSSS -- Jurden
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Avoiding spiteful comedy, he is one of the most consistently funny dudes around. - him & Louis CK. -- ashton
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He is funny -- Landon
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He is hilarious -- Matt Saracen
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He is husband material -- spooky lala
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Going to see Hannibal Buress sunday because he is a fav & I could really use some good laughs at this time in my life. -- M/\Z
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Hannibal Buress had me crying though - he is ridiculous. -- Cheska Colombo
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I submit that he is the best comedian alive. -- Spooky 'Fox' Samo
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Hannibal buress is opening!! -- Jori Rose
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He is coming here and that's the best news I've heard all week -- Dank Abbott
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Is anyone going to see Hannibal Buress at Playhouse Square on Sunday? I'm going by myself as of now.. -- Lame Brotherhood®
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Got some cheap tickets so I'm going to see Aziz Ansari and Hannibal Buress on a whim tonight at MSG. What an event. -- Ryan Mulholland
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HANNIBAL BURESS IS IN INDY TOMORROW! HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! -- nicole
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The secret to a good day at work is listening to Hannibal Buress on spotify. -- Charley
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He is now BOGO. Too bad I ll be in St Louis... -- Zach
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Why don't more people know who hannibal buress is -- crazy eyes.
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'Those are two so-so jokes, I just like saying "hop on this shuttle bus."' - Hannibal Buress -- Christian Moore
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"Yeah, he was talking to me, but his teeth looked like 32 tiny, white guns. So we shot him 32 times in the mouth." -Hannibal Buress -- Kevin Hogue
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He is funny as fuck -- Andrew
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Hannibal buress is in RO in like 2 days....hmmmm..... -- BaconBandit
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Oh my god, lol, he is so funny xD -- Hancok ☠
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Indy. Hannibal Buress show is on today's Groupon. This dude is one of my favorites when he's on Bob and Tom. If you can make it, get it. -- Joe Dilling
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I'm really about to buy a ticket to see Aziz Ansari and Hannibal Buress at MSG alone in two days. This is so real -- Meredith Pircher
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Finally officially starting broad city and Hannibal buress is in it hahahahha oh god -- kasey meredith
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He is opening for Aziz Ansari at MSG and why do I not live in New York, again? -- Rookie
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Hannibal buress is the funniest comedian I've ever heard -- Jmichael323
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He is going to be at the Lincoln Theatre. Guess who will be there... -- Nikki
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Also I missed a surprise Hannibal Buress show in SF last night so that's pretty much how life is going -- Christopher Connor
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. I see you used our extra-secret backup code phrase, "Hello everyone my name is Hannibal Buress." At dawn we flee to Prague. -- Katie Though
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And he is definitely playing DeJuan Blair. -- Caleb Saenz
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He is so funny -- Pumpkin Queen
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Hannibal buress was here for sxsw and i had no idea my heart is broken -- hannah
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He is hilarious , -- Pretty Bird
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He is fucking hilarious -- Trillie The Kid
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He is my new favorite comedian -- Noah.
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So in the span of two days I have now seen open mike eagle, the Lucas Brothers, Hannibal Buress, and Windows 98 live -- Megan Fox
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HANNIBAL BURESS IS AT MY WORK RN AND I M FREAKING OUT -- Lexi
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How we have those 2 convos at the same time.... these comment streets so crazy ( hannibal buress voice) -- Cut The Check Koul
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I saw open mike eagle and hannibal buress perform advice raps so i left early -- andiamo showboat
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People i would marry very quickly:
Alfie Enoch, Hannibal Buress, Katie END OF LIST -- Brigid
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Yo. he is HILARIOUS! -- Patrick Pettington
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Started watching can not get over just how damn amazing Abbi Jackson, Ilana Glazer and Hannibal Buress are in it. So funny. -- Derek D
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He is about to kill it at Coffman. -- Varun S. Murugesan
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Aww man, he is coming to UC. -- spencer tuckerman
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Who is ready to see Hannibal Buress tonight? Doors open at 7 and show starts at 7:30 in Coffman Great Hall! -- UMN Comedy Club
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Watched Hannibal Buress' stand up a few days ago..that nigga is funny as hell -- Jamaal Mackey
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He is my favorite comedian right now. He doesn't say anything that isn't funny. I really love his stuff -- BluntDrBradyG.O.A.T.
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Hannibal buress>eric andre -- hows it going brose
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