Harpo Marx

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Actor, comedian (Famous from Silent harp playing Marx Brother)
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  • 1 star rating Harpo Marx died 50 yrs ago. One of the very few Marxists I admired. As he often said, " ". --
  • 2 star rating "A spectre is haunting US Public Education the spectre of privatization" -Harpo Marx EdReform is a joke --
  • 5 star rating very true. Looks like Harpo Marx too --
  • 5 star rating Back tonight at the Gate cinema in Notting Hill Gate - where my life changed over 40 years ago when I 'met' Harpo Marx for the first time... --
  • 3 star rating Poor looked like a very sad Harpo Marx. I gave him a RoseCity Henchman shirt to cheer him up --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 4 star rating Rice krispies crackle is totally based on harpo marx right???? --
  • 5 star rating "he is my spirit animal." - --
  • 5 star rating Is that Harpo Marx? --
  • 4 star rating Who is the best Harpo Marx lookalike, Matt Priddis or Shaun McManus? --
  • 5 star rating he is about. --
  • 5 star rating Is harpo Marx on stage with Regan --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 1 star rating "I am very, very silent. I am William the Silent and Harpo Marx and Justice Thomas." The Dog by Joseph O'Neill --
  • 3 star rating My favorite scene in A Night At The Opera is Harpo Marx playing piano and harp. --
  • 5 star rating Harpo Marx was so funny. Miss that kind of mime. --
  • 1 star rating Okay - November is also Harpo Marx's Bday - so that's ONE good day. December is also Feel Sorry For the Christmas BDay Month --
  • 3 star rating The easiest costume for me is unfortunately the one nobody understands (Harpo Marx). --
  • 3 star rating "The new American Dream is finding happiness in anonymity." -- Harpo Marx (September 27, 1964) --
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  • 2 star rating Acabo de ver a Harpo Marx tocando el arpa en "Un día en las carreras". ¿Sería él en verdad quien tocaba? --
  • 1 star rating Aside from the Harpo Marx hairdo and scraggly beard Hunter Pence looks and moves like a player from a bygone era. --
  • 3 star rating I have a new "What would Harpo Marx do?" outlook on life, after reading his autobiography. --
  • 1 star rating Was Harpo Marx, carried a picture of the Marx Brothers, and still got asked if I was either a Stooge or the third Dr. Who. --
  • 5 star rating If you've never enjoyed the sight gag brilliance of Harpo Marx then you've probably never gone to shake hands & ended up holding a thigh. --
  • 3 star rating Able-bodied badgers banded together to get themselves a gazebo table with Garbo and Harpo Marx. --
  • 5 star rating Just showed the Harpo Marx "I Love Lucy" appearance to my son. I don't think he's ever laughed that hard. --
  • 3 star rating It's always exciting to see someone who is a dead ringer for Harpo Marx out in the wild. --
  • 4 star rating Today I will be wearing a Harpo Marx coat and a Chico Marx hat. --
  • 5 star rating Music by Bill Marx, son of Harpo Marx! --
  • 1 star rating Do you all know about the time Harpo Marx tried to buy a child? It's maybe the weirdest story in his autobiography. --
  • 2 star rating "We've had every one of Tony Soprano's phones bugged for four years, but the guy says less than Harpo Marx. " --
  • 5 star rating Notable Left-Handers: Harry S. Truman, Gerald Ford, Barack Obama, Pele, Richard Pryor, Marilyn Monroe, Harpo Marx, Michelangelo,Ben Hogan --
  • 3 star rating Famous quotations: " " -- Charlie Chaplin " " -- Harpo Marx " " -- Marcel Marceau --
  • 5 star rating Hunter Pence looks like Harpo Marx. --
  • 5 star rating Pat Smear is Harpo Marx? --
  • 1 star rating There's a kid at this parade dressed as Harpo Marx. He is without question the coolest, smartest person I've seen in weeks. --
  • 4 star rating Tonight, my Jewish comedian persona is Harpo Marx. --
  • 1 star rating The Big Store (1941) is the only Marx Brothers film to feature Chico & Harpo Marx performing a piano duet. --
  • 4 star rating Hunter Pence is just a more terrifying version of he isn't he? --
  • 3 star rating The last question was really inane, but the guy that answered Harpo Marx made me giggle. --
  • 4 star rating He is trying to grind on this girl to my left. Now that's comedy. --
  • 3 star rating Harpo Marx: greatest human being who ever lived or member of a species superior to humans? --
  • 5 star rating Hunter Pence is starting to look like Harpo Marx. --
  • 5 star rating One of the great things about being on holiday is you get time to read really long books. Harpo Marx autobiography 'Harpo Speaks' is superb. --
  • 4 star rating What comment really needs: More references to Marx. --
  • 5 star rating "Is he the crazy blond one? I love him." -- 8-y.o. daughter on Harpo Marx, signaling the completion of my work here. --
  • 5 star rating The one is the left is the love child of Harpo Marx + George Osborne. The one in the middle is a posh Andrew Flintoff. --
  • 5 star rating Harpo Marx kept character from 1910-1964.No one heard his voice in public performance ever. That is amazing. Who could do that today? --
  • 1 star rating Dad wanted to name my brother harpo like the comedian harpo marx but me and mum said no so it's his second name --

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