Heathcliff Slocumb

Rated by 37 man-crushers

• David Ortiz for Dave Hollins and Derek Lowe, Jason Varitek to Boston for Heathcliff Slocumb -- Ned Schooler
• Heathcliff Slocumb for Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe tops them all. -- Joe Connors
• True. But Heathcliff Slocumb for Lowe and Varitek still stands as one of the all-time great hosings. -- Dan Kennedy
• That was fun, like when we traded for Jesus or Heathcliff Slocumb. -- Heath Belvoir
• Who's next, Heathcliff Slocumb? -- Stefe
• Heathcliff Slocumb gotta close this out -- Tyler Harris
• Heathcliff Slocumb -- VHS
• Did you know we traded Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe for HEATHCLIFF SLOCUMB. WOW. WHAT A REVELATION TONIGHT HAS BEEN. -- Joe Veyera
• Did I seriously just see a stat that the Giants had 30 blown saves this year? That would make Bobby Ayala and Heathcliff Slocumb proud -- Brent Church
• Worse trade: Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe for Heathcliff Slocumb or NAFTA? -- Danielle
• Trump: NAFTA worst deal of any kind ever. Fact Check: The Mariners traded Derek Lowe, Jason Varitek for Heathcliff Slocumb. -- Gene Johnson
• Mike Morgan. Greg Maddox. Shawon Dunston. Joe Girardi. Bob Scanlon. Heathcliff Slocumb. Shawn fucking Bosckie. I remember these dudes. -- Patrick O
• And coming out of the Cubs' pen is Heathcliff Slocumb! -- Tony Seskus
• Tomorrow I will be eBaying all of my old Heathcliff Slocumb baseball cards and be A MILLIONAIRE! -- Tony Thaxton
• Cubs should close with Heathcliff Slocumb, "If Ya Got'em". Young Cubs fans, that's a reference from the 90s. -- Brad D. Cummings
• Do it for Shawon Dunstun , Sandberg , Grace, Lee Smith , George Bell Hector Villanueva , Heathcliff Slocumb &The Hawk in Right Andre Dawson -- SlurricaneMatt
• When Hauschka comes up to kick a FG I get that Bobby Ayala, Heathcliff Slocumb, Fernando Rodney feeling? I shouldn't. It scares me. -- Kevin Hanley
• I woke up thinking Heathcliff Slocumb was a character in Gravity's Rainbow. Gonna be a weird day. -- Christopher Rizzo
• Most IP in a season since 1993 with no homers allowed Pete Moylan 73.0, 2009 Heathcliff Slocumb 72.1, 1994 Wade Davis 72.0, 2014 -- High Heat Stats 📎
• Travis Shaw / Thornburg trade now feels like when the swindled Seattle for Derek Lowe & Varitek by trading them Heathcliff Slocumb -- Scott H
• RECENT WIKIPEDIA SEARCH RECAP: - Title IV - Heathcliff Slocumb - Bessemer, Alabama - White people in Zimbabwe - Toxic masculinity -- 👻:wittguy
• Best reliever from 1990 - 1999 going simply by WAR? That would be Heathcliff Slocumb with a 2.8. -- Patrick Gordon
• HEATHCLIFF SLOCUMB AIN T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR -- Adam Amin
• Heathcliff Slocumb warming up in the Cubs pen -- Tom Bragg
• Are you the real Heathcliff Slocumb? -- Lebo
• Heathcliff Slocumb -- Joel EmBeast
• Some normal names just don't work well for porn, then you have Heathcliff Slocumb. -- Kyle Burtman
• Glimpse of Heathcliff Slocumb... there s a legend. -- Jason McFarland
• The sight of Heathcliff Slocumb fills me with a rage fire surpassed only by the deepest reaches of Hell. -- Resting Pitch Face
• "The short list for the manager position includes Paul Assenmacher, Jeromy Burnitz, Heathcliff Slocumb, and Joe Randa" -- Eli Marger
• At this point I wouldn't be surprised to see Eric Gagne strike out Heathcliff Slocumb to end this one. -- hwsport
• I d rather have Heathcliff Slocumb. -- Joe Kelly Jr.’s Punch
• Heathcliff Slocumb remains an all-time sports name. Jumps off the page. -- charlie
• Imagine trading Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe for Heathcliff Slocumb -- Rick Pierce
• Do you guys remember Heathcliff Slocumb? What a cool ass name. -- Yo
• The Heathcliff Slocumb for Derek Lowe/Jason Varitek trade was last generation s Steal of a Deal. Just wanted to throw that out there. -- Chris Knoblock
• Heathcliff Slocumb 2.0 -- Matt Foley

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