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Heston Marc Blumenthal, OBE (ˈbluːmənθɔːl; born 27 May 1966) is an English celebrity chef and owner of several restaurants. He is an advocate for the importance of scientific understanding in...

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Cheltenham Green room spots so far: Paddy Ashdown & Heston Blumenthal... -- Lou Abercrombie
Another Train Doppelgänger is Heston Blumenthal playing the part of an Eastern European crime lord. -- Matt
Clarkson in bed with he is far less troubling than Clarkson in bed with ANY woman. He can't get Heston pregnant! -- Colleen Hawkins
Basically, is aimed at people who hate books, right? John, Cleese, Shane Filan, Heston Blumenthal, oookaaay -- Miss P.
Hmm so $525 can either buy 1. A seat at Heston Blumenthal's foodie thing in Melbs or 2. 840 chicken nugz from McDonald's easy choice tbh -- Matt Büngard
Why did I think I was Heston Blumenthal putting chilli flakes in my pasta? My pallet is like the god damn equator -- Louis Gregory
blumenthal is flogging burgers for Coles now. Huh? I thought he was successful! Never can tell can you..... -- DiverDan
Blumenthal is coming to & the ballot is now open! May the odds be in your favour. -- Melbourne Short Stay

Call me uncultured, I don't care if there are 15 courses. $525 for a seat at Heston Blumenthal's Melbourne restaurant is ridiculous. -- Ashleigh Craven
Just had to explain to an old woman that is in fact a TV drama and not a cooking show presented by Heston Blumenthal -- Ian
He is cooking wild mouse -- ¹³
Flipkart is actually selling 'The Fat Duck cookbook' by Heston Blumenthal. Surprised. -- Giant Robot
Heston Blumenthal looks so inbred in his glasses -- Emily Barratt
For anyone who misunderstood that comment and thinks my mum is some kind of heston blumenthal shes not they are just ugly shredded wheat cakes -- fred
He is really insanely genious!! I think he's a food engineer Heston's Feast -- bukan siapa-siapa
I did not know that he is done a gin! Looking forward to drinking it -- Toni Alenyar
Been googling for "scientist chef man" for a while now tryingTa remember a cooking show I used towatch. HESTON BLUMENTHAL, LOL! Guy is king. -- Muzo M
Heston Blumenthal, has claimed food additive MSG, which can cause a variety of symptoms including headaches and chest pains, is harmless. -- Ade
He is completely wrong when he says MSG is perfectly safe. Would refer him to the medical literature on Kwok syndrome. -- Jane Mahony
So he is talking out of his arse again about MSG. What a pillock! -- Sounds & Images
The Compact kettle is designed by Sage with the help of Heston Blumenthal. It s reduced to £63 at -- OnBrand Digital
Tim Peake is sent a 2 million pound bacon sandwich into space by Heston Blumenthal yet my mum canny even pick up the frying pan& make us 1 -- Sarah alexander
I can't remember but apparently he is a fast food powered bird prison. -- Slug Bot Millionaire
Calum made upside down brownies.. Who does he think he is bloody Heston Blumenthal -- its yersel

People say the love of the is dead.. Letting Heston Blumenthal do the draw on the One Show is a great way to liven it up... -- Jamie Watson
Waiting for the FACUP draw on the One Show which is to be done by a drunk Heston Blumenthal! Thats not his usual voice.... -- Perry Curties
He isn't. He's only 5'5". -- QT
"Who can we get to do the FA Cup draw with Jermaine? Is Shearer free, or maybe Keown? Kilbane at a push?" "We've got Heston Blumenthal" -- Jonny Cooper
Why on earth is Heston Blumenthal doing the draw? Actually, why on earth is the draw on the One Show?! -- Adam Lockey
Heston Blumenthal and Jermaine Jenas doing the semi-final draw. No one is devaluing the FA Cup, it's in safe hands -- Christian Crowther
Heston Blumenthal doing the FA Cup draw... Seriously what the fuck has he got to do with football -- RavSM
Hey Pete. So this FA Cup semi final draw, did we- Yeah, we re doing it on The One Show. Erm, Ok. But is that not- HESTON BLUMENTHAL -- James Harper
He is doing the FA Cup draw on the BBC One Show. Again. he is doing the FA Cup draw on the BBC One Show. -- ️Andrew
He is an arsenal fan. Need anyone say anymore about that hilarious club. -- Jonesy
Switched telly on, and watching a curiously inarticulate Heston Blumenthal on One Show. Is he drunk or something? -- Andrew Stevenson
WHY IS HESTON BLUMENTHAL DOING THE FA CUP DRAW? -- Jason Sinclair
Of course he is an Arsenal fan. -- Samuel Luckhurst
Heston Blumenthal doing the FA Semi Final draw on The One Show.......Bert Millichip,Graham Kelly and a velvet bag this isn't..... -- Graham Leeder
He is the highest achieving down syndrome person ever. Bravo. -- LuciEFerr7
Heston Blumenthal involved in the FA Cup semi-final draw. The game is DEAD. -- Luke Jackson
Sorry folks, Heston Blumenthal segment overran so the draw is now on tomorrow's show. -- Michael
He is just taking the piss out of us isn't he? I bet he kills himself laughing every night. -- Tony Schumacher
Does Heston Blumenthal usually speak like that or is he drunk????? -- Julia Wright
Weird celebrity crush: Heston Blumenthal -- Sinead Hinch
Is Heston Blumenthal a bit drunk on The One Show? -- Debbie Poyntz
Heston Blumenthal there. Shall we have a whippy so he can deliver that food up there to space and we can crack on with the draw eh -- SarahEFC
Hold on he is nearly 50. -- Paul Robinson
Heston Blumenthal: Gravity is a big force. I love the One Show. What an informative watch. NOW WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED DRAW?! -- Five Year Plan
He is carefully spooning mini Yorkshire puddings into ramekins right now. -- Dan
Heston blumenthal is graham from jeremy kyle -- Morgan McConnell