Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ian Desmond I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Ian Desmond: "Hunter, you can't call that. Oh my God." He is right. Hunter Wendelstedt should have appealed. Tough break for Desmond. -- Grant Paulsen
- MLB paternity list does not extend to postseason, so do not have that as an option for when Ian Desmond's wife gives birth. -- Jon Morosi
- Ian Desmond on crowded Nats infield and guys needing to maybe accept less playing time: "This is about winning, not about personal agendas." -- Dan Kolko
- Ok I just fell in love with Ian Desmond so much more... -- Tayeeee.♠️
- If JJ Hardy got 3/$40M, he is going to cost a fortune. -- Tyler
- JJ Hardy at 3/$40M means he is worth 6/$90+. Hardy past prime, Desmond in it for 2-3 more years. -- Christopher Nahlik
- Ian Desmond on the The window isn't closed but it's closing. -- Carmine Carcieri
- Francesa should watch the check swing from Ian Desmond before he so adamantly sides with the umpire on the call. -- Neil Keefe
- Ian Desmond, practically unsignable last offseason, is on pace to get MVP votes. The world is terrifying and confusing. -- Half St Heart Blog
- Giants are off to the NLCS and he is off to the ACLU... Prepare for a law suit Mr. Home Plate Umpire... -- Ali Mafi
- Matt Williams didn't even go out there to argue for Ian Desmond. Matt Williams is at fault for this NLDS loss along with Aaron Barrett. -- Nathan Lamberth
- "In retrospect, I really should've spat in that umpire's dumb face."--Ian Desmond, probably -- scott crisp
- He is my kinda Hubbyyy -- Marion Martin✝
- Man, if the ump doesn't fuck Ian Desmond over, this is a completely different game -- Brooks
- He is better than I am. I'd of probably lost it. -- Sean Cohen
- He is the only guy on the Nationals I want to see do well. One of the nicest athletes I've ever met -- Tom Drummond
- He is PISSED. -- Peter Jenkins
- I don't like the Nationals at all but there is no denying that Ian Desmond did not swing at that pitch. -- Whiz Wit Sports
- BaseballGuys So my 6 keepers will be Goldy, EE, Ian Desmond, Braun, Upton and MadBum. Oracle seal of approval? ...Pub? -- Antony Fielding
- Was my fantasy baseball draft successful? I got Ian Desmond, Ian Kennedy, Ian Kinsler, and Ian Krol. So....yes. Yes it was. -- Ian
- He is the best short stop in baseball -- Pete Bruhhhhhh
- He is garbage -- ⚾️Randy Tydings⚾️
- So is Ian Desmond -- Dra Ethier
- There is one projected starter in the Nationals lineup today. Ian Desmond, at shortstop, hitting third. -- Chelsea Janes
- The timing of that has to be immensely meaningful for Ian Desmond. Randy Knorr, his first pro manager, is like a father figure for him. -- Adam Kilgore
- Ok, I think he is likable but I'm not sure what he's struggling with. -- Patrick Broderick
- He is so useless. -- Nicolas Kwatnoski
- is eulogizing Ian Desmond. -- Luigi de Guzman
- Fun fact: Dan Uggla has a higher WAR (wins above replacement) than Ian Desmond (0.1 to -0.1) suggesting that he is more valuable this year. -- Caléb
- He is underrated, he gets the job done at short and will give you 20+ bombs a year -- Jeff Adame
- Damn Sportscenter is going in on Ian Desmond and the golden sombrero -- Joe
- I just hope Ian Desmond gets another AB tonight so he can strikeout for a fifth time. -- Tom Farrell
- Watching Ian Desmond stink really sucks. He's always been one of my favorite players. Turned down a huge contract to hoping he gets another1 -- Wyatt Lietzan
- Every Nats beat writer yesterday: he is breaking loose! Ian Desmond tonight: 0-for-4 with 4 Ks! -- Sports Hate Me
- He is wearing the Golden Sombrero tonight. -- Chad Henderson
- Hard to watch Ian Desmond struggle so bad. -- Josh McPeak
- He is seriously hitting .127 (9 for 71) with RISP this year. -- Robert Hooks
- He is one strikeout away from a -- Sombrero Watch
- I really hope he isn't a national next year. His consistent inconsistent play has played on my patience for years now. -- Painfully Realistic
- AND I THINK IAN DESMOND WAS INE OF THEM AND IM VERY UPSET SHE DIDNT SPEAK TO THEM/TAKE PICS/GET THEIR AUTOGRAPHS -- Princess Marielle
- Is Ian Desmond actually, you know, hot? -- Timothy King
- When did Ian Desmond get so awful at defense? -- Alan Keiper
- He is literally a god -- Kristen Buttaro
- Had a lot of Game 1 Ian Desmond stock in DFS. This is unfortunate. -- Garion Thorne
- Is it possible there is a more inept clown in a MLB infield than Ian Desmond? Pretty obvious that there is not! -- Michael Coughlin
- Ian Desmond on defense is just a veritable Salvation Army of extra bases. -- Autumn Florek
- I am going to say Ian Desmond will finish the season with no more than 20 errors. Cuz this is comment and sometimes people just say stuff. -- Nationals 101
- Trea Turner time is right around the corner fans, and Ian Desmond will forever regret turning down the contract he was offered -- Scott Eastment
- Short stop is a hard position to play. But Ian Desmond fucking sucks this year. -- Ivan's Natitude
- He is magical -- Edmund Rhudy
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