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American professional baseball player, pitcher

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he is not responsible for any deaths this comment caused. -- Jackal
All I know is Jack Morris, derided by statheads for caring more about winning than stats, wouldn't have blown TWO late leads in the same ser -- Joe Sheehan
On the bright side, Kershaw is like one good start away from having Jack Morris' postseason ERA. -- Stat Magician
Having discussed this, if Jack Morris was an animal he'd be a dolphin or a really happy dog, what a great guy -- Gareth Surman
David Price needs to talk with Jack Morris, when Ausmus comes to get him the correct response is "no, you don't have anyone better" -- Dan Kelly
I really do hate the fact pitchers now a days are so pitch count protected. So long are the days of John Smotlz vs Jack Morris -- Adolfo Zayas
ELIAS: Shane Greene is the first DET pitcher to begin a season with 3 starts of 7+ innings and max of 1 earned run since Jack Morris, '84. -- Buster Olney
Jarrett Jack is in the Jim Leyritz/Jack Morris HOF tonight -- Chris Brown

And I am still a big believer of SP Jack Morris being in the -- Nathan
Texting with playwrights is like I m breaking up / with...[you] -- Jack Morris
Dad told me yesterday that I got three new signed baseballs: Ian Kinsler, Nick Castellanos, and Jack Morris. So that's cool. -- Kyle St. Peter
April 21 1993: The Jays (7-7) are 3.5 games back. Jack Morris: 0-3, 17.18 ERA Turner Ward (.100 AVG) is batting 2nd. Are the Jays imploding? -- ℳatt English
Shane Greene is the 1st pitcher w/ 3 starts of 7+ innings and allowing 1 ER or less since Jack Morris did it in 1984. -- TSN_Stats
Drew Hutchison is 8-1 with a 4.99 ERA. he is proud. -- Brian Frank
How awkward is Jack Morris? -- Chris Roekle
Someone please tell me Jack Morris' son is named Zack. -- Jeremy Lundy
I feel like jack Morris is getting better at color commending. -- Inebriated Carnivore
Jack morris is as exciting as licking a postage stamp -- Sara of Space
Halftime of the soccer game so I switch to the Tigers and hear it's Jack Morris tonight. *mutes tv*. -- Andy Glantzman
Signs of a different game for different generations. Jack Morris had 175 career complete games. The active leader is CC Sabathia with 38. -- Joe Martinez
And the fact that he is a color commentator makes me even more sick -- Michael Denha
Not trying to be mean: but Mario Impemba doing all of the heavy lifting because he is on commentary. He's got to try. -- Bobbythewriter
Really tired of Jack Morris' harping on pitch counts like he has any idea what he is talking about -- Rational Tigers Fan
Listening to Jack Morris commentate is the equivalent to listening to Pitbull music -- R...I...C...O...

Problem with Jack Morris calling games is he just doesn't know this team. Said Victor had been struggling as a righty. Uhhhh no... -- Joe White
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Jack Morris on the broadcasts is painful. -- Dan Cook
Why is Jack Morris on the Tigers telecast. Not only sucks but is beyond boring. What a sucky broadcast for TV -- Nancy DiGiacomo
jack Morris is like a fucking Ambien ... -- DLB
Ah fuck he is on commentary tonight. FFS -- Kyle
Ooooh really clubbing it now with Jack Morris Drivetime till 6 pm on 107FM and online -- K107 FM
He is horrible with Mario. -- Greg Smith
Have the Tigers ever won while he is announcing? -- Fake Alfredo Simon
"It's clear to me that Joba is going with his breaking ball as his go-to pitch this inning," - Jack Morris. You think? -- Cameron J. Kaiser
He is terrible where's Rod? -- Nate Sass
He is terrible. Yeah, Iglesias is doing push-ups to show his team that they have power too. What? -- Shawn E.
He is so cringe -- Justin Szychulski
He is the drunk guy at the bar who thinks everyone is dumb but him. No matter how much evidence you have, you're wrong; he's right. -- Jack Diedrick
He is so stupid -- UNITED STATES
He is awful at color commentating -- William Minito
Sure makes me wonder if he is that big of an ass to the Twinkies when he does their games... -- JT Aldrich
Really Jack Morris?! Who is faster between Miggy and Vmart? Do you watch Tigers baseball?! Rod Allen is so much better smh -- TTI
He is currently dismissing closers' value while also complaining about lack of high pitch counts in modern baseball -- Scott Strandberg
I'm sure he is a good guy, but he is pretty boring to listen to... broadcast is better with just Mario & Rod... Oh well -- Zachary L. Miller
He is worked up about pitch counts, eh. -- Spirit of Detroit
Oh hey, he is spot on about replay right now, echoing what Joe Maddon and Brad Ausmus have said. -- King Clown Shlain
Is Jack Morris still talking? -- Moose
Throwing 120 pitches during most or every start is a terrible idea, Jack Morris. -- Zach Jacobson
Jack Morris color commentary is exciting...NOT! -- Pero
"Very good record" apparently Jack Morris thinks record is an important stat -- Aaron
It's official. Mike Babcock's return to Detroit is Oct 9. He'll likely be the biggest turncoat in the Motor City since Jack Morris. -- Ken Hashizume