Jackie Martling

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jackie Martling
American, Comic (Famous from The Howard Stern Show)
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Jackie Martling is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
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  • 3 star rating " if I only knew a person with a lot of money I could make a lot of money" Jackie Martling --
  • 5 star rating with a little Jackie martling mixed in --
  • 1 star rating Let me know if they like it! (And don't even try to explain my Jackie Martling line when Max does his inadvertent impersonation) --
  • 5 star rating Jackie Martling drives now? --
  • 3 star rating Is JD suggesting the same post-show career path for himself as Jackie Martling? --
  • 5 star rating The Jackie Martling Hall of Bad writing Shame --
  • 1 star rating Tomorrow I'm going to be a guest on Jackie Martling's Joke Hunt Show on Sirius XM at 7pm. Tune in and drop out. --
  • 3 star rating clam bakes, kegs of beer, Rheinhard's and Jackie Martling - best things about Bayville --
  • 1 star rating He is a wonderful comic. He only tells jokes, 75% of them funnier than the contrived humor of us hacks. Howard was wrong. --
  • 3 star rating IN HISTORY; in the 1991, Jackie Martling walks off of Howard Stern show for 1 day. --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me or does Jackie Martling look just like Mel Brooks? --
  • 4 star rating "The Jackie Martling Guide to Salary Negotiation" --
  • 3 star rating How's Bill Cosby like Santa Claus? He doesn't come until you're asleep. - Jackie Martling --
  • 3 star rating When I told Jackie Martling I was a fan, he said: "It's never a hot girl who says that." --
  • 5 star rating Growing up we didn't have a milk man, but we did have a neighborhood joke man. what im saying is jackie martling is my real father --
  • 1 star rating What animal has an asshole in the middle of its back? Donald Trump's horse. You spelled Jackie Martling wrong --
  • 5 star rating We thank everyone for their understanding. Dominique's, Dustin Diamond's & Jackie Martling's performances will be rescheduled. --
  • 5 star rating Jackie Martling --
  • 5 star rating 2219: I Want to Ride My Bicycle: with Jena Axelrod and Paul Murdock Jackie Martling s show; How old is too old for children?; the ... --
  • 2 star rating "What has no arms and no legs and can play five different instruments? Stump The Band" - Jackie Martling --
  • 3 star rating The premier of "The Jackie Martling Show" was a huge success tonight! The show was SOLD OUT! --
  • 4 star rating Still more talented/less of a hack than Jackie Martling. --
  • 1 star rating Bring in Jackie Martling to sit in the jackie/Artie/Tony chair ! F Jackie ! NO BALLZ to do it! YO ANDY BLOOM - CALL JACKIE --
  • 2 star rating Do you know what the bumps around a women s nipple are? That s braille for Lick Here. Jackie Martling. --
  • 3 star rating What's the difference between Jackie Martling and all other comics? All other comics are funny. --
  • 4 star rating What happened to Jackie Martling .hes not on comment --
  • 4 star rating This VO guy sounds like a coked up Jackie Martling --
  • 4 star rating Oh! Stephen Hawking died. I thought it was Jackie Martling. My bad! --
  • 3 star rating No Maffew, keep your positive attitude. You don't want to end up like Jackie Martling. --
  • 3 star rating whaddya call it when a moron tries to pass himself off as a funny comedian? Jackie Martling. --
  • 5 star rating Can the Wings just start auditioning Grand Rapids defenseman like when Howard Stern let comedians take turns in Jackie Martling's chair? --
  • 1 star rating what's black and white, black and white, and black and white and laughs? 3 nuns fighting over Jackie Martling --
  • 3 star rating Any show with Arite lange and jackie martling is television garbage at it worst --
  • 4 star rating Jackie Martling on the phone. This guy is too funny!!!!! --
  • 4 star rating Jackie Martling has stolen so many jokes from that it's shameful. --
  • 5 star rating WTF random Jackie Martling shows up on my feed...and I love it! --
  • 5 star rating Jackie Martling performed @ my work on Saturday and it was legitimately the most uncomfortable I've ever felt in a room full of white ppl. --
  • 5 star rating when Jackie Martling opened at his roast --
  • 3 star rating "My brother got laid today... Fucker snuck up behind me." -Jackie Martling --
  • 5 star rating Happy Birthday to Hugh Downs, Peg Murray, Andrew Robinson, Florence Henderson, Michael Bloomberg, Jackie Martling, Teller and Jim Kelly. --
  • 5 star rating IMDb. February 14th. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY! Jackie Martling, Leslie Sansone, Beth Stolarczyk, Angela Robinson, Sally Gray. --
  • 5 star rating Happy birthday to comedian Jackie Martling (February 14,1948). Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book (1998). --
  • 3 star rating Thu, 14 Feb 2019, let us all send Jackie Martling the best Happy Birthday wishes today ( (71) --
  • 3 star rating Two main food groups in China, rice and anything else. - Jackie Martling --
  • 3 star rating Recommented Jackie Martling ( What's the difference between sushi and pussy? The rice. --
  • 5 star rating Now not everyone has the same taste,but id rather catch Aids & Cancer then beheaded by ISIS on Christmas Day than listen to Jackie Martling --
  • 5 star rating I normally don't mind Jackie Martling. But a joke that got RT'd into my TL the other day made me want to block comment as a whole. --
  • 5 star rating He is the best one liner comedian of all time --
  • 1 star rating TheSDRShow: The SDR Show (Sex, Drugs, & Rock-n-Roll Show) w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Ralph Sutton : Jackie Martling Kelly... --
  • 5 star rating Saw Jackie Martling Last Saturday @ the Studio Theatre Lindenhurst L.I. Jackie is crazy funny . Follow Jackie catch a show.You'll thank me --

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