Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jackie Martling I'm a crusher
American, Comic (Famous from The Howard Stern Show)
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Jackie Martling is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jackie Martling
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - " if I only knew a person with a lot of money I could make a lot of money" Jackie Martling -- Richard Corrao
- with a little Jackie martling mixed in -- Brian
- Let me know if they like it! (And don't even try to explain my Jackie Martling line when Max does his inadvertent impersonation) -- guigar
- Jackie Martling drives now? -- Chris Scare-eek-oh!
- Is JD suggesting the same post-show career path for himself as Jackie Martling? -- The_Road_Guy
- The Jackie Martling Hall of Bad writing Shame -- Carrie Lieberstein
- Tomorrow I'm going to be a guest on Jackie Martling's Joke Hunt Show on Sirius XM at 7pm. Tune in and drop out. -- Carolina Hidalgo
- clam bakes, kegs of beer, Rheinhard's and Jackie Martling - best things about Bayville -- David Goliath
- He is a wonderful comic. He only tells jokes, 75% of them funnier than the contrived humor of us hacks. Howard was wrong. -- Eddie G.
- IN HISTORY; in the 1991, Jackie Martling walks off of Howard Stern show for 1 day. -- Ogunsona peter
- Is it just me or does Jackie Martling look just like Mel Brooks? -- DruBoogie
- "The Jackie Martling Guide to Salary Negotiation" -- Jordan O
- How's Bill Cosby like Santa Claus? He doesn't come until you're asleep. - Jackie Martling -- Jim McCue
- When I told Jackie Martling I was a fan, he said: "It's never a hot girl who says that." -- Thad Komorowski
- Growing up we didn't have a milk man, but we did have a neighborhood joke man. what im saying is jackie martling is my real father -- DADDYS LIL PARTY BOI
- What animal has an asshole in the middle of its back? Donald Trump's horse. You spelled Jackie Martling wrong -- Captain Reasonable
- We thank everyone for their understanding. Dominique's, Dustin Diamond's & Jackie Martling's performances will be rescheduled. -- Bmore Comedy Factory
- Jackie Martling -- Arben
- 2219: I Want to Ride My Bicycle: with Jena Axelrod and Paul Murdock Jackie Martling s show; How old is too old for children?; the ... -- LUIGI DELAROSA
- "What has no arms and no legs and can play five different instruments? Stump The Band" - Jackie Martling -- MARK SIMONE
- The premier of "The Jackie Martling Show" was a huge success tonight! The show was SOLD OUT! -- Broadway Comedy Club
- Still more talented/less of a hack than Jackie Martling. -- Matt Denton
- Bring in Jackie Martling to sit in the jackie/Artie/Tony chair ! F Jackie ! NO BALLZ to do it! YO ANDY BLOOM - CALL JACKIE -- Eaton Twaz
- Do you know what the bumps around a women s nipple are? That s braille for Lick Here. Jackie Martling. -- Invisible Man
- What's the difference between Jackie Martling and all other comics? All other comics are funny. -- Bob L. Head
- What happened to Jackie Martling .hes not on comment -- John Woelfle
- This VO guy sounds like a coked up Jackie Martling -- Chris R
- Oh! Stephen Hawking died. I thought it was Jackie Martling. My bad! -- Don Takano
- No Maffew, keep your positive attitude. You don't want to end up like Jackie Martling. -- MaffewOfBotchamania
- whaddya call it when a moron tries to pass himself off as a funny comedian? Jackie Martling. -- Marean Twizzly
- Can the Wings just start auditioning Grand Rapids defenseman like when Howard Stern let comedians take turns in Jackie Martling's chair? -- Jeff Moss
- what's black and white, black and white, and black and white and laughs? 3 nuns fighting over Jackie Martling -- BAT
- Any show with Arite lange and jackie martling is television garbage at it worst -- samlozada
- Jackie Martling on the phone. This guy is too funny!!!!! -- Adrian Garcia
- Jackie Martling has stolen so many jokes from that it's shameful. -- Paul Glicklin
- WTF random Jackie Martling shows up on my feed...and I love it! -- Alkemides
- Jackie Martling performed @ my work on Saturday and it was legitimately the most uncomfortable I've ever felt in a room full of white ppl. -- beyoncé's cuss wrds
- when Jackie Martling opened at his roast -- Dave Zegrino
- "My brother got laid today... Fucker snuck up behind me." -Jackie Martling -- WordWizard
- Happy Birthday to Hugh Downs, Peg Murray, Andrew Robinson, Florence Henderson, Michael Bloomberg, Jackie Martling, Teller and Jim Kelly. -- North Trenton
- IMDb. February 14th. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY! Jackie Martling, Leslie Sansone, Beth Stolarczyk, Angela Robinson, Sally Gray. -- GSmith
- Happy birthday to comedian Jackie Martling (February 14,1948). Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book (1998). -- Book_Addict
- Thu, 14 Feb 2019, let us all send Jackie Martling the best Happy Birthday wishes today ( (71) -- Thorsten Alteholz
- Two main food groups in China, rice and anything else. - Jackie Martling -- Joe Simon
- Recommented Jackie Martling ( What's the difference between sushi and pussy? The rice. -- Jimmy Delaney
- Now not everyone has the same taste,but id rather catch Aids & Cancer then beheaded by ISIS on Christmas Day than listen to Jackie Martling -- Hamilton
- I normally don't mind Jackie Martling. But a joke that got RT'd into my TL the other day made me want to block comment as a whole. -- gopackjo
- He is the best one liner comedian of all time -- KleinStein® ya bishh
- TheSDRShow: The SDR Show (Sex, Drugs, & Rock-n-Roll Show) w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Ralph Sutton : Jackie Martling Kelly... -- Beaver Fever Keeper
- Saw Jackie Martling Last Saturday @ the Studio Theatre Lindenhurst L.I. Jackie is crazy funny . Follow Jackie catch a show.You'll thank me -- Larry Izzo
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