Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jake Humphrey I'm a crusher
Jacob John Humphrey (born (1978-10-07)7 October 1978) is an English television presenter and journalist, best known for presenting BBC Sport's coverage of Formula One from 2009 until 2012. He is the...
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Jake Humphrey is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Rated by - He is a wanker (not said that for a while). -- Tom Green
- Jake humphrey is a total tool walking past little kids yesturday at old trafford who just wanted him to sign autographs He just blanked them -- steven derry
- Can't stand Jake Humphrey. BT Sport should sign up Keys and Gray -- Joe S
- Did jake Humphrey just use the word swagger to describe Everton? -- Nicholas Peake
- Jake Humphrey's just used the word swagga, calling the game off then yeah? -- Matty Rogers
- Jake Humphrey just used the word swagger -- tom
- Sorry Jake Humphrey. Still a weapon though. -- Tommy Sturtivant
- Jake Humphrey at the South Korean F1. He was gutted because he had missed the Norwich City game! Not quite the glamour of F1 surely! Mike. -- Mike Walker
- 'Lets hear the ovation for Sir Alex Ferguson' Lad Bible fanatic Jake Humphrey. Actual silence lmao -- Jules
- "he is a gerbil sniffer" is a line that has put a smile on my face this miserable morning. -- Chris
- Como eu bem me lembro do Jake Humphrey a apresentar a F1 na BBC, ele nesta altura estaria como eu: nervoso e a mal conseguir falar. -- Quesado
- Jake Humphrey. Scenes. -- Alex Coates
- Just walked into Jake Humphrey. Think I'll play less attention to where I'm walking more frequently incase I walk into anyone else. -- Beth Lockyer
- That's from "Rolling Stones magazine" Jake Humphrey music DJ. -- Norman Shenley
- I just can't take Jake Humphrey seriously as a sports presenter. -- Paul Stead
- Works been fun this morning, jake humphrey is really really really tall and abit fit -- S A M!
- Jake Humphrey, easily the best person to ever serve! And he called me a top man. Get in. -- Paul Duck
- Jake Humphrey peaked on Newsround. He's so bad at presenting -- Jonathan Dickinson
- Jake Humphrey may never have achieved his dream of playing at Wembley but he's met the Tweenies so he'll always have that -- Rob Clusker
- Jake Humphrey you dope. John-Paul isn't named after the Beatles, hence the hyphen, but a Pope!! It's quite common amongst Roman Catholics. -- Sparkysue
- He is a pitiful excuse for Dan Walker. -- the Jelas
- He is a big head nowadays :/ -- Carl Eggett
- How about Jake Humphrey to host Top Gear? -- Gillian James
- Jake Humphrey: "Why do Liverpool fall short in big matches?" Steve McManaman: "It's hard to say" -- Matthew Gooding
- Michael Owen, Jake Humphrey, Robbie Savage and David James doing the analysis. Who at BT has been on the bobby? -- Ant Martin
- Jake Humphrey: "They weren't even 'out-tacticked'" THIS.ENDS.NOW -- FitbaThatba
- Harsh putting Owen in between David James and Jake Humphrey -- Chris Shurmer
- Robbie Savage, Michael Owen and Jake Humphrey. What a terrible trio. -- Steven Carson
- What do you call a camel with three humps? Jake Humphrey -- *Scott*
- Jake Humphrey ffs. -- George Gook
- Jake Humphrey wins Heat 1 for the UMP Modifieds. -- Bloomington Speedway
- Stephen Fry, Ed Balls, Delia Smith,Hugh Jackman, Jake Humphrey Sophie Ellis Bextor.....Your boys took one HELL of a beating! -- David Russell
- The late Jake Humphrey he will be sadly missed! I think she means you no longer do F1. -- Alexei Romanov
- hi jake Humphrey how are you -- jamehennessy
- Jake Humphrey suggesting if Palace go down it is because of the referee decisions tonight -- WIN NOW!- GALAXY S7!
- Jake Humphrey suggesting if Palace go down it is because of the referee decisions tonight -- Jay
- He is annoying as fuck! Go back to presenting Blue Peter! -- Nemanja woah-oh
- He is like a little girl whining about the United goal. Ooh it was handball, offside and after the minimum one minute of it -- Steve Breakey
- John Inverdale is a cunt. Feel like he's the Blastoise to the Jake Humphrey Wartortle -- Jamie
- Jake Humphrey really grates me. Such a belter -- James Downes
- He is being a complete tosser on BT Sport tonight -- Andrew Boakes
- He is an absolute plank -- Craig C
- He is one of the worst men on earth -- Alex
- Looks like Harry Redknapp is going to wallop Jake Humphrey before the end of tonight, and I for one will support him on that. -- Craig
- Never noticed before but he is really condescending on BT Sports -- Darren Allam
- Jake Humphrey F1 coverage used to be good. His football knowledge is embarrassing. Him & Michael Owen make BT Sport unbearable -- Thierry Richards
- Had to unfollow Jake Humphrey. So far up the pundits arses it's actually embarrassing for him. -- Simon B ⚒
- He is a muggy bone-head -- Mumble Bee 🎄
- Jake Humphrey s is absolutely fuming prick. -- Chris Smith
- He is a school prefect who thinks he's a big deal now he can tell the year 7s to tuck their shirts in. Twat. -- Tom Breeson
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