I have a crush on James Neal and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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Canadian ice hockey player (Famous from Left Wing for the Pittsburgh Penguins)

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James Neal is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Dubinsky is going to eat James Neal for dinner. -- that one girl
He is a fucking turd. -- suitcaseJake
The fact that he is waking people up in the morning gives me hope for all non-morning people. -- Alexa
It will forever break my heart that my babe he isn't a Penguin anymore -- nia
James Neal shots/game last three seasons: 4.0, 3.4 and 4.1. Even at three per game that's still 25G at just 10% Sh%. His career avg is 12.5% -- Neil Greenberg
Geno is sitting around pouting about the new coach and not having James Neal around anymore. Get over it and get on the ice. -- Joe
Wow nope apparently still crying about James Neal this is why you only have otps that can never be traded like Sid/g or kaner/tazer -- twentysomething
He is -- Tyler Stadnyk

James Neal said "why is it so quiet at the Pirates game?" Hey James why was It so quiet in the playoffs when u scored 0 goals for the Pens? -- Brett Kriebel
We play the Preds the 25th jfc is it possible to mute the words "James Neal" from showing up on my timeline -- Kaitlin
Good to see he is still an asshole -- Justin Magnifico
I bet James Neal knows all about Ebola. If not, he 100% knows what Elbow-a is. Am I right?? -- Mikey Duces
Although James Neal was 22.9. Where is my QoT when I need it? -- LedgerSko
Nashville is acting like he is a god like superstar. -- MegaTHON
Wow Nashville gave James Neal the A. You know your organization is a joke when... -- bojack
Hearing mark madden talk about james neal's gf on the radio really depressed me -- KK
James Neal needs a haircut stat. The only reason he looks so bad is because Paul Martin isn't there to mother hen him about proper grooming. -- Lindsey ✏️
I'm convinced Malkin isn't even injured, that he is just boycotting playing until we bring back James Neal. -- Kendra Reith
OK I FORGOT NEALSY PLAYS FOR THE PREDS NOW AND I GOT CONFUSED IM SO ANGRY GO BACK TO PITTSBURGH @ JAMES NEAL -- alex
That power play is negated with 45 seconds left when James Neal goes to the box for hooking. 9:15 left to play. -- Eric Stromgren
You can time Kunitz's shot on a sundial. He is the anti-James Neal -- Sean
Team/lazy/18 on t*mblr is soooooo fucking annoying pleasaasse shut up about james neal and tyler seguin iN THE FUCKIG TAGS -- olivia☻
I don't think I've hated someone as much as I hate Jamie Benn since James Neal. What is it about basic white hockey players that enrages me? -- Caitlyn
James neal thinks a hot dog is a sandwich -- 18

Still in denial about James Neal being traded to Nashville....... -- Katie Scheetz
James Neal: 10 goals. Highest scoring Flame: 10 total points. These stats will never stop being funny. -- Sam
Im at peace now that i know someone is feeding james neal in nashville -- tori
I hate randomly realizing he is not only in our conference but in our division. -- Shelby Bryniarski
OK I FORGOT NEALSY PLAYS FOR THE PREDS NOW AND I GOT CONFUSED IM SO ANGRY GO BACK TO PITTSBURGH @ JAMES NEAL -- alex
So.... Evgeni Malkin is James Neal's replacement. Not bad. -- Seth Rorabaugh
I still can't get over the fact that he is a Predator. -- Nikole Marie
Can James Neal please get a hat trick tonight...he's done nothing for my fantasy team so far...gotta step it up! -- A
"If Chris Pronger can be head of player safety than so can I!" -James Neal -- Jake Wise
I'm going to fan girl so hard over James Neal tonight -- #88 Andy
He is probably the biggest fucking faggot in the NHL -- Josh McCarron
Remember people ripping for Neal trade? Two games. Hornqvist 4 points (2G 2A) James Neal. 0 points. Pens win so far. -- Max Shepman
Are 412 hoodies still a thing now that james neal is gone -- Shelly
How many goals does james neal have so far -- Fleury
So do people still think the James Neal trade was bad? -- F Shawn
Feeling a lot better about the James Neal trade bc Hornqvist is amazing -- madison
First 5 periods of the season has me really excited. Looking sharp. And James Neal who? Patric Hornqvist is a shot-taking machine -- Jason Dambach
James Neal could score 50 goals this season in Nashville and I'd still think it was a good trade. Guy is a fuckin goon -- Robert
Oh James Neal! Oh James Neal! 18 18 18 Is still the Real Deal! -- Esther Cabrera
James Neal "is known more for his shot than his backchecking" made me giggle so hard -- Erin
nobody is missing James Neal.... -- MACE
Patric Hornqvist is a pretty great replacement for James Neal, I'd say. -- Curtis Morrison
Forgot the Preds traded for James Neal. He's skating on a line with Roy though, so he'll disappear. -- Ryan DEATHchersid
He is at it again -- two of the first three shots. That's nine in three and a half periods. -- David Boclair
James Neal being an alternate captain is a bit odd... Guy gets in more trouble than just about anyone in the league, terrible leader. -- Gavin Wilkinson
I seriously am not missing james neal right now -- Nicole Murray