Never be ashamed of having a crush on James Patterson I'm a crusher
American author (Famous from Along Came a Spider)
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James Patterson is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On James Patterson
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - All I want to do is watch James Patterson's Sunday at Tiffany's and eat rice cakes. -- Jennifer Otis
- The Alex Cross movie is good, but it will never beat the book series. Ily James Patterson. -- Paige Weaver
- I just finished reading Do As I Say by David A. Sterling and all I can say is wow wow and triple wow. James Patterson you have competition! -- AuthorLeesiaChampion
- SO THIS DUDE, JAMES PATTERSON why do people like him so much it seems he has a permanent space on the NYT bestseller list? -- liza
- How many of you people actually have read a book in the past 3 months? I'm currently reading Private written by James Patterson. So far good -- KeybladeMaster
- But what is life if you don't live it? James Patterson, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas -- tutaa tutee
- Private by James Patterson was such a good book. Read it in two days.. Plus I feel less stressed about being sick. -- HumbleSpirit❤️
- Nothin against "James Patterson" but I can't read that Hollywood BS. I'm from da hood, so I read Hood Books -- AintNoLoveInTheBean
- He is my all time best writer. Then John Saul. Then Danielle Steele. -- sifon
- What's the point of being James Patterson and having $300 million if you still have to tiptoe around Bezos? -- Malcolm Harris
- James Patterson private is such a good book! -- Wilson
- James Patterson believes it s the family s job to find books that kids love. The onus is not on schools & book fairs. -- Avid Bookshop
- Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie. James Patterson -- Janet Kassim
- Reading "First Love" by James Patterson. So beautiful everyone should read it. -- Christine
- The best way I've ever heard someone describe Terror in Resonance is "Penguindrum via James Patterson novel" which p much sums it up. -- So and So, K?
- Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie. James Patterson -- Wendy Watkins
- 2nd Chance by he is one of my favorite books now -- D. Timmin$
- "4th of July" so far is the best James Patterson book I've read -- Summer
- My sister is literally bawling tears of joy right now cuz james patterson reposted her photo -- sarah machelski
- So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof. James Patterson, Fang -- destiny Mayer
- And because I don't party and I feel awkward being in parties, I am submerging myself in the agony of this James Patterson book. -- Arra Charmaine
- I love BookMatch. I do. But I am so tired of finding James Patterson read-alikes. -- Emma
- So ALL writers r like the characters they create. So we should be looking at Stephen King funny, huh? Or James Patterson. Or Tess Gerritsen. -- Ayana
- First love by James Patterson. I'm so freakin affected..... Huhuhu -- Gerginne Balmes
- So read this James Patterson book Roses are Red....had me truly surprised -- J
- James Patterson's "Congressional Conservatism and the New Deal" won Bancroft prize & is great overview of New Deal -- Merritt
- James Patterson dropped a new book they're so full of suspense -- Sh-née Miriah
- Every time you talk about a mystery writer, it's like they're being unveiled for the first time. 'Mystery writer James Patterson'. -- Mitch Sullivan
- IBooks came in handy today. This book "Private" by he is amazing! -- Lorina
- "I don t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together." ~ James Patterson -- Easy Virtuals
- People always say that Creative Writing isn't going to get me no where! My idol he is the best selling author! BAM! -- Furby Garrix
- About to watch Gone Girl with James Patterson sitting 10 seats away from me! So excited. -- Michael Hoffacker
- Succumbing to the world of James Patterson so I can stop being depressed today. -- anna∞
- James patterson's commercial for burn is the most nerdy grandpa sweater made human i stg -- a r rutter
- He is mad corny, yo. Lmao. -- Nueva Hippie
- This particular James Patterson novel is... Beautiful and sad at the same time. -- Zainab Aqila Y
- So in love with the James Patterson book I found just now. But I can't buy it bc I've got no money T-T I creyyyyyyyyyyy -- kamila
- He is such a dork -- kendra
- The author he is hilarious. I love his sense of humor in his book commercials -- Dabby Duck
- The fact that James Patterson has commercials for each new book brings me so much joy -- Allison Albitz
- Orioles home jerseys have "tom clancy" scrawled on the right sleeve. is there a story there? and more importantly, who has james patterson? -- Brendan MaGee
- I love the James Patterson book commercials so much -- Kaylin
- He is so talented -- Alinanicole♡
- So James Patterson wrote the book "along came a spider" dude is a master of thriller -- T Rex
- But what is life if you don t live it? James Patterson -- BrandArena Africa
- This first episode of is sooo good. Reminds me of James Patterson's 1st To Die. -- JG
- Whoever told James Patterson he should do commercials for "his" books was very very wrong. -- Genevieve Burgess
- I really wish James Patterson would stop doing tv commercials. He always come across like such a herb. -- Jordanna East
- Bruh how does James Patterson write so many books. -- ❥ dria ❥
- He is so quirky advertising his books -- Robotnik Bill
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