Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jared Allen I'm a crusher
American football player, defensive end
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Why People Have A Crush On Jared Allen
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Bears Jared Allen & Lamarr Houston got combined $30 mil guaranteed money. 0 sacks so far. Willie Young? $4 mil guaranteed..5 sacks -- trey wingo
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Former Viking Jared Allen asked about being back in a dome Sunday: "Not my dome. They'll be booing us." -- Chicago Bears
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He is just dominating today....just kidding. He's not actually dominating. He is doing very bad actually. -- Fake Jay Cutler
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"This is a game (Atlanta) where Jared Allen has to come up with a big sack, strip & fumble- something to ignite the whole team." Tom Thayer -- Josh Liss
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Watt is going to waste his prime with mediocrity. Jared Allen / DeMarcus Ware type career. -- Juneya
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Not in love w/Jared Allen citing tackling stats as reason he's not struggling. Not being paid to tackle RBs 3-5 yds downfield. Get the QB. -- DaBearsBlog
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Watching Jared Allen talk football at a press conference is a lot of fun. Seems like a really smart guy. Hopefully he can lead our D back! -- Alec Weissman
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defensive end Jared Allen blows his nose at podium and says It s clear so he s good. -- Adam Jahns
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Jared Allen: "This is playoff football for us now. We ve got to try and stockpile these wins and see what happens at the end of the year." -- Zach Zaidman
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Jared Allen, former dome guy: "I think football is supposed to be played outside in the elements" -- Patrick Finley
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L Meanwhile, D-lineman he is named to CPD's Missing Persons list. -- TheBeverlyBrewmaster
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One huge mistake nobody really talks about is Emery essentially choosing Jared Allen over Henry Melton. Bad in so many ways. -- Andrew Dannehy
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I just love jared Allen so much -- Mckenna Spikes
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Jared Allen on Willie Young s ice fishing celebration: "It s the coolest thing ever. He likes fishing so it works out well. -- Adam Hoge
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Jared Allen: Mel approached me about hosting players-only meeting last week as "good way for guys to understand what each group is doing." -- Rich Campbell
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Is hell freezing over? Did Jared Allen actually make a play?? Wow- -- Sean Glucksman
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Really wanted the Bears to lose just to rub it in Jared Allen's face. -- Kyra Boker.
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Is Wal Mart serious with the commercial of Jared Allen giving a veteran's family bodywash and toothbrushes for Christmas? -- Fenway Talk
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Jared Allen gives really lame Christmas presents. -- Scratchy Cat
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Jared Allen gives shitty gifts for a rich guy. I'd be so salty if Troy Polomalu showed up at my crib with Old Spice & a toothbrush. -- Tea Sippin Booby
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Just watching Jared Allen play for the Bears is literally the most horrible thing to see ever. -- Johnnananana
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Jared Allen crawled so Nick Bosa could walk. -- Daniel Green
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"Home is where the pajamas are" - Jared Allen -- Colby
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So I guess Guy Fieri and Jared Allen were in Old Town today... -- Asseal Ahmad
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He is INACTIVE today. -- Quance Riffa
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On this show this guy just said jared allen is the best d-end of all time lmaoo thats deacon jones bruh -- Nick Lundin
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So I just got a sack with Jared Allen, and "Burn it to the Ground" by Nickelback kicked up. When my new stadium goes up, none of that. -- Eddie P.
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Congrats to sophomore GK Jared Allen on being named the Men's Soccer Clayton Hustle Award Winner! -- AC Soccer
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He is turning into a real redneck ever since he retired. He must be fucking his cousin -- NOT BLEACHER REPORT
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Every one is questioning Kyler Fackrell because he only did 15 reps on the bench press. Jared Allen only had 13! How did that turn out? -- Michael Irwin
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Seriously, Trent Murphy looking like Jared Allen this year! -- Jim Winn
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This is like that Jared Allen sack not too long ago where he wasn't actually offsides -- Arif Hasan
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I will always miss the Williams wall + Jared Allen but I'm pretty pumped with how our defense is looking this year -- Kelly Fairbanks
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Did anyone else notice Minnesota's safety is a mini version of Jared Allen? -- Pat
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Why is a skinny Jared Allen playing safety for the Vikings? -- Jack Browne
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Is sendejo a skinny Jared Allen? -- Ryan
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So losing Peanut, Jared Allen, Norman, and Cotchery has done this to us? -- Trey Webb
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I wish I was old enough to really appreciate Jared Allen for wearing -- Toaster Oven
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The biggest difference in MN is that you can talk as much as you want at one position (Jared Allen) but not the other (Alex Boone). -- Dennis
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Dee Ford is the 5th player in the past 15 years w/ 9+ sacks in a season - joining Tamba, Jared Allen, Justin Houston & Eric Hicks. -- Brandon Kiley
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In the old days this is where Jared Allen would get an int for TD. -- Deacon Blues
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Jared Allen Cruz is an asshole -- If You Seek Amy
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Jared Allen's 1800-pound bull is contending for a world title in Las Vegas -- HamptonWestfall
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Hunter is jared allen reborn -- Justin VW
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If I remember correctly, Robison was once a product of playing alongside Jared Allen? Is that what it was? -- Christmas Dangerous
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Is Jared Allen retired or is he still on the bears? -- PodoNick
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SO MANY JARED ALLEN JERSEYS -- Matt Kolln
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He is winning the heisman next year dont @ me -- Drew Pijanowski
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Dang Peppers is old! Sign Jared Allen these Packers are beat!!! -- David Krajcik
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Phillip Rivers just threw a Jared Allen two-hander. Seriously. -- Matt
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