I have a crush on Jarvis Cocker and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jarvis Cocker

English musician (Famous from Pulp)

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Jarvis Cocker is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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I know Jarvis Cocker from pulp of course! I love how he’s such a creepy creeper like if it were anyone else I’d hate it but jarvis just hits different -- Dan
My crush came like a hit with a cannon ball while watching Pulp: a Film About Life... Never had that before. I love him. He's so clever and nice, has a sexy voice. I could write an essay.... -- Weak For Jarv
I know Jarvis Cocker from Pulp and my heart. My first crush and unrequierd love -- Tuna
Jarvis cocker is a cool bit unfortunate name -- laurã
Jarvis cocker is p great tbh cool guy -- ~ ghost kid ~
Jarvis cocker is goals -- faye
Jarvis cocker is my soul mate tbh -- peoples poet
Jarvis cocker drinks gluten free beer, so you can all start feeling better about yourselves -- danne c

He is 51?! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?! -- Ailie Stewart
He is 51?!? -- Bishop
He is telling it like it is right now. -- Paula Korunić
He is 51 today? Happy birthday mate! X -- Luke Brown
Pulp Fiction is the name of my book about the magical adventures of Jarvis Cocker and friends. -- Emma
A very happy birthday to Jarvis Cocker! -- Hannah Black
He is so old he's 50 or 51 then Damon's like 45 or 46 -- Dan Abnormal
Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. -Jarvis Cocker -- Curley Care
Is there only me who doesn't care that Jarvis Cocker's in Sheffield tomorrow? Overrated and creepy -- Gingerbread girl
91.3FM The Edge is playing "Angela" by Jarvis Cocker. -- WHJE Now Playing
'Question Time is just Jeremy Kyle for posh people' - Jarvis Cocker -- Zozzle
He is one of the very few people allowed to be shirtless underneath a blazer. -- Phil Dy
Cocaine Socialism is a masterpiece of a song. I love the Jarvis Cocker. -- Helmholtz Watson
Jarvis cocker is a babe -- sam♡
Acc to the PM, William Hague is the 'greatest living Yorkshireman'. Erm. Jarvis Cocker? Adil Rashid? -- Jack Mendel
The is Jarvis Cocker surely? -- Gavin Clay

If Cameron thinks Hague is the greatest living Yorkshireman than he a) is a fud, and b) has never heard of Jarvis Cocker or Julian Barratt -- Grant Hill
Also, how can Cameron claim Hague is the 'greatest living Yorkshireman' when we all know that title belongs to Jarvis Cocker? -- Jamie Doyle
Q. who is the greatest living yorkshireman? 1. sean bean 2. jarvis cocker 3. william hague ?? -- Jon Stone
Off to see that guy tonight. You know the one? Used to be in that band, the really good one. What's his name? Oh yeah, JARVIS COCKER. -- Callum Mitchell
Anything Alex Turner has ever written....He owes to Jarvis Cocker. Thank you that is all. -- Michael Evans
We have just had a pleasure of serving Jarvis Cocker. Amazing -:) very proud -- Pokusevski's
So Crystal Castles have broken up. Finally we might get to see the long awaited Jarvis Cocker Alice a Glass supergroup GlassCock. -- Mowl
So PM kicks of debate over - my vote; Jarvis Cocker and Jessica Ennis for woman. -- Neil Cormack
Jarvis Cockers slumber party: Chronic insomniac he is going on a musical odyssey into sleeplessness. He tells Alfred Hickl... -- ROLAND FERNANDEZ
Thanks to Jarvis cocker and the fine band that is pulp were having a very active morning here on comment cheers followers -- Prince Of Britpop
Very disappointed to discover Sheffield doesn't have a 30 foot tall solid gold statue of Jarvis Cocker. They need to get on that. -- Alan Scott
Jarvis Cocker used to be my 'weird crush' but now he just looks too much like one of my lecturers, so I can't deal. -- Shannon
Seriously thought eddie redmayne as stephen hawking was eddie redmayne as jarvis cocker -- luxury gravy
He is the only Slender Man. -- John M
London's theatres are excelling themselves in song choices this year. It is as if Jarvis Cocker wrote Common People for Hal and Falstaff -- RevStan
The Pulp - Common People "If you call your Dad he could stop it" Jarvis Cocker is accusing the upper classes of negligence towards the poor -- Alistair
Where is jarvis cocker now -- frankenatalie
And so it is decided, this Halloween I am going as Jarvis Cocker -- Cath
It really saddens me that my dad has met Jarvis cocker, Jools holland and Feargal sharkey tbh -- Young Carl
It's well cool that he is the lead singer when there's that band playing at the ball in Goblet of Fire -- Preeds
Jarvis Cocker was so cool last night -- Sophie Nutt
So last night I witnessed Jarvis Cocker put a donk on it, while drinking a glass of red. Amazing! -- Luke Wilkinson
The Iggy Pop and Jarvis Cocker cover of Red Right Hand is fantastic. Who are the musicians though? -- James.
I think Jarvis Cocker could be my most favourite person of all time really -- Amber
So fcking excited to see jarvis cocker and Steve MacKey tonight -- Dein
Jarvis cocker is my soulmate -- soph