Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jason Schwartzman I'm a crusher
American, Actor (Famous from Rushmore)
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, and ranks among all celebrities on . Jason Schwartzman is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jason Schwartzman
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The movie 7 Chinese Brothers made me feel for him cause his life was crap. Plus his dog Arrow is so damn adorable. Jas is ultimate short half Italian men -- Liza
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He is so short which makes his so adorable and he sings beautiful. Short adorable Italian men -- Liza
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I know Jason Schwartzman from bored to death , he was very mysterious and sexy ,simply a crush
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TIL that he is Talia Shire s son. -- Blake Patterson
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Best thing u will hear 2nite: jason schwartzman is cousins with nicolas cage -- naomi
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He is technically a Coppola, so obviously there is a picture of him in a frame on the wall of my heart. -- Lizard Queen
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And fucking he is Ash brilliant. -- Lewis ~ (๑╹っ╹๑)
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I've realized I find guys with strong eye brows so attractive. Strong eye brows not unibrows, think Jason Schwartzman -- Kylah
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Jason schwartzman n zooey deschanels voices compliment each other so nicely i jst want them to get back together -- max fischer
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He is so fuckin cool, why isnt he my friend -- Lilly
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Jason Schwartzman makes everything so much more interesting. -- Lace Solis
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Watching Marie Antoinette w the puppy and telling her about how Jason Schwartzman riding a horse is everything to me -- chloe
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JASON....SCHWARTZMAN....you sexy fuck. Do you have a comment? And if so I shall comment thee good morning always! -- Megan Williams
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Can we talk about how he is a mega babe? Because yeah. -- Stacey A.
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Movie idea i play the adorable main character who falls into a very dramatic love triangle between colin firth and jason schwartzman -- Clau
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Wait so he is Sofia Coppola's cousin, and her cousin is Nicolas Cage.... what? -- Ladyflash
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Just put together the fact that Sofia Coppola, Jason Schwartzman, and Nicholas Cage are cousins. My mind is blown. -- Maddie Theaman
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So did everyone already know that Adrian from Rocky is Jason Schwartzman's mother? -- Jazzy Danziger Loyal
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Why is nicholas cage jason schwartzman's cousin -- jeññy trash wizart
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I know what I'm about, and he is 110% it. -- Georgia Folker
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TIL Coconut Records is Jason Schwartzman -- Daniel Hensel
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JASON SCHWARTZMAN IS COCONUT RECORDS TELL ME WHY NICOLAS CAGE GETS TO BE IN THAT GODDAMN FAMILY AND I DONT -- ❂ trixie tang
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Jason Schwartzman on Parks & Rec is the greatest thing ever. -- James Weippert
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Davy is Jason Schwartzman's sgt peppers. -- eynak
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SINCE WHEN IS COCONUT RECORDS JASON SCHWARTZMAN WHAT -- alisa
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My father looks a lot like Adrian Brody and my brother looks a lot like Jason Schwartzman, which really complicates The Darjeeling Limited. -- Sabrina Yurkofsky
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"Is that... Jason Schwartzman?!" is probably the funniest sentence I can think of -- Mikey ⊙‿⊙✿
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He is fantastic in His character... Not so much. What a Grade A narcissistic arse. -- Nicole Wong
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Today i found out that jason schwartzman is the lead singer of coconut records. my life is at peace. my soul is complete. -- cousin ben(◕‿◕✿)
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LISTEN UP PHILIP 4.5/5. Extraordinary work. Like John Cassavetes meets Wes Anderson. he is my spirit animal. -- Jesse Carp
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After watching (most of) 'Listen Up Philip' I realize I can only tolerate Jason Schwartzman if he is buried in a Wes Anderson movie -- ValerieJW
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I love Jason Schwartzman so much -- Rachel Foster Mowgli
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Jason schwartzman wearing a shirt with his own face on it is everything -- isabella
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Okay call me stupid but didn't know Talia Shire is; FFC's sister, Nicolas cage's aunt, Sonia coppola's aunt, and Jason schwartzman's MOM?!? -- Josep
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He is in Big Eyes as well! -- Maliah
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Im so obsessed with adrien brody and jason schwartzman -- daryl dixon ✿
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I love Jason Schwartzman so much it's unreal -- Spaghetti Legs
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Really enjoyed most of Listen Up Philip. Thought it was one of Jason Schwartzman's funniest characters thnx to a great script by Alex Perry -- Edward Douglas
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Just got to the Jason Schwartzman episode of Parks and Rec. Giggling so hard my tummy hurts. -- Maggie Fernald
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I work with a dude who is basically. Jason Schwartzman's character from Parks and Rec. -- Lara Frazier
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Had no idea that Jason Schwartzman was in Phantom Planet. That shit is nuts. -- danny.
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Anything Jason Schwartzman touches is phenomenal so I'm sure will meet all my expectations. -- Sam Posco
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Also it's jason schwartzman's birthday today so happy 35th to my first love, keep being beautiful -- Eeee
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Tim burton's new movie 'big eyes' comes out on christmas and jason schwartzman's in it..wow there really is a god -- keesh
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Jason Schwartzman was the drummer for Phantom Planet and his brother is the lead singer of Rooney. How did I miss this? -- Katie O'Brien
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Yesterday i saw Listen Up Philip and was so ashamed to recognize myself in jason schwartzman's behaviour in the 1st 5 minutes -- Makeda M.
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I usually don't really like Tim Burton but HIS NEW MOVIE HAS CHRISTOPH WALTZ AND JASON SCHWARTZMAN IN IT COUNT ME IN -- Rebecca Racich
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I feel like I could watch pretty much anything with Jason Schwartzman and really enjoy it. -- [HYBRID THEORY]
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Penguin is a great stooge on He's like a nervous criminal version of Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore. -- Mike Roe
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Okay but is jason schwartzman hot or not -- saira
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