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He was named one of Top 100 Hottest Jewish Male Celebrities by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
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Jeff Goldblum, Wife Emilie Bring Sons Charlie & River to Como 1907 vs Torino Game
Updated: 4 days ago (April 13, 2025, 2pm)Jeff Goldblum has officially entered his soccer dad era—and honestly, we're here for it.
On Sunday afternoon (April 13), the eternally stylish 72-year-old actor and his wife Emilie, 42, were spotted soaking up some soccer action at Giuseppe Sinigaglia Stadium in Como, Italy. The match? Como 1907 vs Torino—because nothing says family bonding like passionately cheering on teams you've probably never heard of before.
Joining Jeff and Emilie were their two sons Charlie (9) and River (8). No word yet if either kid inherited Dad's iconic Jurassic Park swagger or impeccable fashion sense—but judging by their parents' enthusiasm from the stands, they're definitely learning how to cheer dramatically at sporting events.
Here's hoping Jeff narrated every goal with that classic Goldblum charm: Ah yes...life finds a way...to score!
Why People Have A Crush On Jeff Goldblum
- I know Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park, Independence Day, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the Fly… and many more. He’s so charming and intelligent! And crazy handsome. -- Matt
- I know Jeff Goldblum from his amazingly sexy movies. Jeff Goldblum is the definition of Daddy. Oh my lord, he makes me wet. -- Allison
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- Waaaay too many questionable jeff goldblum photos being publicly internet traded among my peers this week -- ghost boo-py
- Some needs to mod Life is Strange to play a sound clip of jeff goldblum's laugh from Jurassic park, everytime you get the butterfly symbol. -- Millbee
- He is trying to sell me fancy light bulbs in an ad directed by Tim and Eric and tbh it's working. I want that fancy light bulb. -- Bartlebee
- Is there an actor slimier than Jeff Goldblum -- Grady T. Stoodt
- If he isn't in the next JW I'm gonna flip bc he's literally doing nothing he has no excuse not to be there -- NinaRoseCoppola
- He is a treasure, no? -- NoRulez
- The best thing about being at Lux right now is the fact that I am sitting next to a man who looks & sounds like Jeff Goldblum -- Taylor Marmie
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- The new advert for GE with he is amazing -- Akika Kalde
- Just watched . I must say Jeff Goldblum's descent on the stairs was so fantastically graceful, I melted. -- T.J. DeBolt
- Seriously though, it was incredible. He sung Sinatra and Billy Joel and Jeff Goldblum played piano. I have no words. -- Ashley Steves
- I honestly can't get over how hot he is. -- Amanda Wilks
- He is acting -- Corey Roma
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- So many good lines from Jeff Goldblum -- Allen Kolman
- He is a hero -- Ernisn't Hemingway
- The only thing better than Jeff Goldblum in a B- or C-movie is Jeff Goldblum in a classic or a huge summer blockbuster (or both) -- Erin Murphy
- Watching The Lost World Jurassic Park! I love this movie and he is the shhhhhhhht in anything he does -- Robert Dean Vassar
- The Lost World: Jurassic Park is on and I am here for this. he is always a must. -- Sal Mattos
- I don't know about y'all but my dream cast for ANYTHING is Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Samuel L. Jackson, B.D. Wong & Wayne Knight -- laura otis zumwalt
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- Celebrity Crush? Totally Jeff Goldblum! -- Kathie Snipes Hill
- He is awesome -- Ben Stoner
- He is everywhere... -- Brad Masson
- He is hilarious -- Blake Gravis
- "That is one big pile of shit" -Jeff Goldblum, on the Patriots -- Not Dead Ryan Dunn
- Jeff Goldblum why you gotta be so sexy in that scruffy beard and brown vneck thing -- Danielle Lisle
- God damn. Jeff Goldblum and Vince Vaughn were so fucking attractive in The Lost World holy hell. -- Beau Donkadonk.
- The Lost World: Jurassic Park is on AMC right now, gang. Jeff Goldblum and Vince Vaughn and dinosaurs! -- Tim Gross
- My ultimate fantasy is to at least once in my life, have shirtless Jeff Goldblum read to me as I'm trying to fall asleep. -- Larissa
- TiMH 9/28/1983: The Big Chill starring Tom Berenger, Glenn Close, Jeff Goldblum, William Hurt, Kevin Kline and JoBeth Williams is released -- Movie History
- Sometimes, I'm motivated and feel really good about my appearance, and then I see a shirtless Jeff Goldblum and go back to binge-eating -- Nic KG
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- Tonight's directed by Peter Weller - I hope he is in it dressed as a cowboy. -- Nicki Wright
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- If you didn't have a crush on Jeff Goldblum circa 1993 you are LIAR -- punt speedchunk
- I'm really not sure about the casting of Matt Damon as Mark Watney in The Martian. Can he pull of being a smart-ass like a Jeff Goldblum? -- logiclust
- Watching The Lost World with the sound off is a masterpiece of Jeff Goldblum thinking "Why did I agree to this?" -- ~ elliotcm ~
- Im watching the legend of sleepy hollow w jeff goldblum as ichabod this is what dreams are made of -- halloween4jesus
- Jeff goldblum is wearing a suit with no belt on Conan what a power move -- Andrew
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