Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jemaine Clement I'm a crusher
New Zealander, Actor (Famous from Gentlemen Broncos)
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, and ranks among all celebrities on . Jemaine Clement is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jemaine Clement
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Omagaa Crushing on Jemaine Clement so hard, I haven't heard a word anyone else had said so far. -- NellENel
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Only found out that he is involved with What We Do in the Shadows and can't stop singing Bret, You Got It Going On to myself. -- Caitlyn Downs
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So, I start the day with yet another Jemaine Clement troll sending me nasty stuff about him. Don't really know why this keeps happening. -- Jen Coates Ⓜ
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No mater jemaine clement is Online i don't have to go to sleep yet -- luise
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Though it's an exhausting Monday at I'm still seeing lots of films. Up first is one with Jemaine Clement by director Jim Strouse. -- Alex Billington
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So what you're saying is that he is ALSO on the continent. -- Laurel
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Jemaine Clement's kid is named Sophocles Iraia. Good morning. -- Alex Schelldorf
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Watching "Georgy Girl" & realized Jemaine Clement's David Bowie is actually doing James Mason. LOL -- hashitan
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James C. Strouse (Grace Is Gone) has completed filming on his indie drama, People Places Things, starring Jemaine Clement -- Cinefile Review
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*Spits out drink* Jemaine Clement follows Anthony Perkins' son on comment. This makes me anxious and is making me curious and confused and r -- Shannon The Nightman
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Kristen Schaal and Jemaine Clement just walked by us and I've never seen Alex react so strongly -- Gabrielle Peña
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My favorite person in the world commented me today, Jemaine Clement! I will be in perpetual ecstasy for the rest of my life! -- Stephanie
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Y claro, es que Jemaine Clement es Dios. -- Estela Cebrián
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What we do in the shadows, mockumentary de vampirs a l'altura d'Spinal Tap del Conchord Jemaine Clement, premi del públic a -- Marta Salicrú
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And Jemaine Clement from Flight of The Conchords kick my aSS -- Alex Cimmino
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Flight of the Conchords' Jemaine Clement confirms new HBO show -- Harmston Levo
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Risas y aplausos con el falso docu sobre vampiros, What we do in the Shadows, de/con Jemaine Clement (Flight of Conchords) 8de10 -- Mariló García
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9 times out of 10 all i am thinking about is jemaine clement's impression of david bowie from that flight of the conchords episode -- dani
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Taika waititi and jemaine clement's new comedy will be playing at HIFF on halloween \o/ -- taehyun's turtleneck
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I just had a conversation with jemaine clement. that's it. I'm done. I've peaked. -- JACK
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--> currently reading (Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi interview), so I told her. Son, loudly, "OOOOH! What did he write?!?" Am now hero. -- Matthwoooo Turner
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I'm in bed writing a story about how me and Jemaine Clement are really good friends and sometimes we feed ducks. -- Call of The Baron
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Is Jemaine Clement keeping for Ireland? -- Solder Boy Weld 'Em
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Evil Jemaine Clement bird in Rio is not appropriate for children, good lord. -- sara
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What We Do In The Shadows is a riotously entertaining comedy. Jemaine Clement et al are hysterical throughout. What a bat fight! -- Wilson McL
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Rio 2 (2014): The music is occasionally creative, Bruno Mars is good, and he is amazing. The rest of the movie? Meh. -- Ten K Movies
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Looking forward to What We Do in the Shadows. he is back -- Ben Towell
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Wenn die Woche der guten Nachrichten so weiterläuft, dann wird wohl Jemaine Clement spätestens Freitag nach 'nem Date fragen. -- _Sara_
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS has Jemaine Clement, and, for me, that's more than enough. The rest of the movie is pretty great too. -- Manny Salazar
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Seeing Jemaine Clement as anyone but he is weird and wrong -- lnds frrstr
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He is a good villain. I mean he's no "sugar water," but then who is? -- Kèlǐsītuōfú
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ALSO Jemaine Clement singing Shiny holy freakin crap so amazing -- Heather
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I really, really hope What We Do in the Shadows lives up to ludicrous expectations. Mockumentary starring Jemaine Clement surely can't fail? -- James Diamond
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What We Do in the Shadows : 2014 : Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi / , : -- Сома
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JEMAINE CLEMENT -- Lily Schmidt
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Jemaine Clement commented me and I honestly love what he said. If I'm ever feeling down I can look at it to remind myself to be happy. -- Dandy Grimes
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No dia em que eu descobri que o Jemaine Clement era o Boris de MIB minha vida mudou -- Laura Damasceno
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Jemaine Clement, why you no call me? -- Jimmy_VdV
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and unoffical best presentation speech Moa goes to Jemaine Clement -- Russell Baillie
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Jemaine Clement steals the show...and Taika's award! -- Admit One
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Morgenochtend word ik gebeld door Jemaine Clement. Nu jullie weer. -- Jesse Heijnis
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Jemaine Clement looks SO different with a beard! -- Mums the Word
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Jemaine Clement taught me that the best response to somebody's depression is,"Your beard is good." -- Benjamin Trey Cobb
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Making a list of movies I want to see/cover at Sundance and I think he is in about half of them? -- Jordan Zakarin
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It makes me so happy that on Jemaine Clement's wiki page he is "also known as Hiphopopotamus" -- Katie
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Me whispering into the tiny ear of a field mouse: he is incredibly sexy -- lil king trashmouth
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What We Do in the Shadows - he is a vampire with a sex dungeon -- KAZMER
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I read Jemaine Clement's comments in his accent and it makes them even more entertaining -- Pamela Madigan
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OR JEMAINE CLEMENT AS WISEAU -- caitlin stasey
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/ What We Do in the Shadows ( / Jemaine Clement, / Taika... viewtopic.php?t=4905691 -- WickedSun
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