Jeremy Beadle

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• These timed out points can fuck right off!! 202 to call, done, hit save 297 popped up he is going to jump out in a minute FFS -- GB KOL
• This wonderful: Jeremy Beadle's spook has called off efforts to recover the house of swallowed by a sinkhole in -- NewsNoys
• Where is Dale Winton? Is Jeremy Beadle dead? -- Michaela Soltys
• 2 glasses of wine and my sister is hilarious! "Is Phil Collins dead? No? he is though isn't he?" -- amanda
• Been one of those mornings when you just wish Jeremy Beadle or Noel Edmonds would pop out. Of course Beadle is no longer with us. -- Garreth Waites
• When we die, our souls get taken through dark corridors to a brightly lit Game for A Laugh studio where a laughing he is waiting -- Timmy Tour
• Today is 7 years since Jeremy Beadle died. We are going to commemorate the date with a small finger buffet -- Dan #SavingStacey
• I've just payed £18 for 2 bacon rolls, cup of tea and a coffee. Where is Jeremy Beadle hiding??? -- Kevin McDonald
• Is jeremy beadle deed? -- Jamie Dunn
• The pockets on my new gym shorts are so small need hands like Jeremy Beadle to get in them -- Anthony Dempsey
• I just found out that he is buried in Highgate cemetery -- Huw Davies
• 'Once met Jeremy Beadle but was too nervous to ask for his autograph so my sister did,' I'm literally full of shit facts about me. -- Charlotte
• Actually, I met Jeremy Beadle in East Finchley carpark once, and he was really lovely. Friendly, warm, cuddly and I liked him a lot. -- nom
• After a treacherous journey to work, I arrived to hear college is closed. Nice timing snow. If there is a god, he's a bit like Jeremy Beadle -- Tom Buxton-Cope
• This tape im 4 years old my sis is 8 (1993) & the camera comes on shes like 'oh no ive been framed'..i come with the adlib 'jeremy beadle' -- herbal chef
• I don't know who he is but apparently when I was little Jeremy Beadle touched my shoulder -- merrygold✌️
• Some people in gym is Jeremy Beadle about? I'm sure I'm getting filmed in secret. -- Anthony Thackeray
• Is lukaku,s agent Jeremy beadle -- James Pearse
• Michael Ball is like a young symmetrically handed Jeremy Beadle on this Alan Davies show. -- Fourfoot
• So Leeds win on a Tuesday and Balotelli scored ! Come on ? Where the fucks Jeremy Beadle ? -- J-MO
• So cold I've got Jeremy Beadle hand!!! -- JoeBe
• Man is street in Oxford just approached me to say "I thought you were dead. Is this a joke?" Turns out he thought I was Jeremy Beadle. -- Gyles Brandreth
• If I was as bad at my job as Glen Jonhson is at his then I'd be sacked. Is he Jeremy Beadle's 2nd biggest ever prank? (Fake small hand 1st) -- Mike Hawes
• So it's refreshing to hear Jeremy Beadle's girls joking about his little hand! -- Finn McCool
• I'm expecting Jeremy beadle to jump out any minute,but he is dead so that would be spooky as fuck -- julie
• Maybe Walter De Gregorio is the Jeremy Beadle of his generation and this is his attempt to troll the world's media... -- Owen Gibson
• "Skippy is the Jeremy Beadle of the dog world" -- Kiddy
• So far this morning my google image searches have been 'Jeremy Beadle deformed hand' & 'Lee Loo MultiPass' -- KING SNEAKY TISH
• Just imagine sacking Carlo and then hiring Rafa Benitez? he is definitely lurking somewhere near the Bernabéu. -- Bear
• Is Alex Brooker Jeremy Beadle's love child? -- Skeems
• Yet I Could Count On One Jeremy Beadle Sized Hand The People Who Have Smoked Me Out Or Invited Me Somewhere. Why Is That? -- Frankie Spliff
• Why are the sinks in disabled toilets so small? It's like the sample group to determine the size was half of Jeremy Beadle. -- Yeah?
• So who's about? Not Jeremy Beadle please. -- Rhône Wine Week
• We're 65 mins in and there's been the same number of corners as goals!!! Is someone winding me up!? Where's Jeremy Beadle? Ashton Kutcher? -- Mr Boom Bets
• It's embarrassing when tinchy reveals it a wind up & they ain't got a clue who he is. Not like the legend Jeremy beadle! -- Martin Steggall
• Am I drunk already or is the boy in google box got a wine glass like a barrel either that or a Jeremy beadle hand -- keith.mcphee
• The concierge in Home Alone 2 is the lovechild of Jeremy Beadle and Dave Grohl -- R J Murray
• Fucking hell!!! Paul Daniels is dead. I loved watching him and Jeremy Beadle wrestling naked in a vat of jam. -- Ian Poulter
• Fleeting thought.... Is Jeremy Beadle still alive? -- JustSoo
• So Jeremy Beadle must be about to pop out with a candid camera and say it's all a joke this is so dangerous!! -- Kirsti
• Surely at some point this year he is going to jump out and put an end to this -- Kunt andtheGang
• Ok... Is Jeremy Beadle doing a 'Gotcha' from the grave??? 2016 -enough. -- cassie atkinson
• Ok any minute now Jeremy Beadle (who is also NOT DEAD) will come out in shades &false beard over his real beard and tell us 2016 is BULLSHIT -- Sian Harries
• He is gonna come back from the dead and reveal the hype around John Stones is one big joke. Cant think of a more overated player. -- Gareth Marc Thomas
• Jeremy beadle better be in the fucking helicopter with a camera cos this is winding me the fuck up -- Acquiesce
• A man with a Jeremy beadle hand is sat opposite on train...when is taking a picture going to far? -- Mark1878
• you watched prank type programmes on TV eg by Jeremy Beadle. Watch out Beadle's about... Now all sorts is on there. -- snake
• It's all beyond pissing me off now, everything that's happening is that stupid it's just become funny. I'm waiting for Jeremy Beadle. -- Riken
• He isn't dead. Any minute now he will appear, poke me in the eye with a withered finger and declare this as one big piss take. -- Mark
• Was anyone else thinking Jeremy beadle is going to jump out the ground in a minute and tell us it's all a fucking wind up! -- mike.w

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