Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jesse Eisenberg I'm a crusher
American, Actor (Famous from Adventureland, Zombieland, and The Social Network)
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He was named one of Top 100 Hottest Jewish Male Celebrities by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on . He was named one of Top 100 Hottest Jewish Male Celebrities by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Jesse Eisenberg is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Updated: 2 weeks ago (April 1, 2025, 6am)In Zombieland, Jesse Eisenberg plays Columbus, a shy and cautious survivor in a zombie apocalypse. He teams up with tough Tallahassee and sisters Wichita and Little Rock. Together they fight zombies, search for safety, form friendships, find love, and overcome fears to survive dangerous adventures while learning trust along the way.
In A Real Pain, Jesse Eisenberg plays Ben, a self-centered New Yorker who travels to Poland with his distant cousin David after their grandmother dies. Their awkward journey reveals family tensions and personal insecurities. Eisenberg's shirtless scenes highlight Ben's vulnerability as he struggles to reconnect emotionally and confront painful truths about himself.
In Adventureland, Jesse Eisenberg plays James, a shy college graduate working at an amusement park in the 1980s. He develops feelings for Em (Kristen Stewart) while navigating awkward friendships and romantic tensions. A brief shirtless scene shows his vulnerability during emotional moments as he matures through love, heartbreak, and self-discovery.
Why People Have A Crush On Jesse Eisenberg
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I know Jesse Eisenberg from several movies., especially Zombieland! Want to eat his lips, ears, nipples, cock, balls, and ass cheeks. He is so hot! -- Damion
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For future reference: Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht, Halston Sage.
Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman.
Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Andrew Garfield, Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Zac Efron.
Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
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He is the most unemotive actor ever. -- Alex April
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I really like Jesse Eisenberg. -- Coral Holguin.
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"MICHAEL CERA RELEASED AN ALBUM, IS STILL NOT JESSE EISENBERG" -- yung rich
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Shoutout to mom for remembering that he is the love of my life -- gross
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Okay so basically they will fight each other for a while then come together to fight a common enemy (Lex Luthor) played by Jesse Eisenberg -- Josh Jennings
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Jesse Eisenberg may know your name. That is, if your name is Jesse and he's giving himself a compliment out loud and you happen to be there. -- Chuckiy
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Everything Jesse Eisenberg does is perfect. Jesse Eisenberg could murder my whole family and I would still want to marry him. -- Elizabeth Hoodak
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Er, OK, so neither Jane Rutter nor Jesse Eisenberg was in -- Tom Round
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Just watched the movie The Double with Jesse Eisenberg. So good :)) -- ⚡Roy Harper⚡
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Watching this movie called The Double with Jesse Eisenberg. I'm getting so depressed. -- Tsung Chen
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He is the pre-evolution to Michael Cera. He's awakard and charming but just not as good -- Tr3mayne
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He is bae -- Judith |-/
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I would have liked this so much more if it starred a different actor. Jesse Eisenberg ruined it. -- michelle green
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If you don't think that he is the most brilliant actor in America, your opinion is wrong. -- Katie
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He is so awkward, it's actually so cute -- Erika pt. 2
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My favorite plot point of "The Squid and the Whale" is how Jesse Eisenberg convinced people he wrote "Hey You." -- sarahnorris
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He is so bomb in now you see me -- Jueles
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JESSE EISENBERG IS A BABE BYE -- alex gaskarth?¿?
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Mostly that scene where jesse eisenberg is like "we got the investment we made it" and andrew garfield makes that beautiful teary-eyed face -- thirst mac tir
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Jesse Eisenberg: Dakota Fanning Is A Wonderful Actress -- Meg Frederick
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I made jesse eisenberg a grilled cheese today, so there's that -- gaylien prince
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Also saw Night Moves. A really haunting film with another great performance by Jesse Eisenberg. This & The Double two of my favs this year -- Matthew Long
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Struggling to suspend disbelief watching Fleishman is in Trouble that this many women have ever been so horny for Jesse Eisenberg -- Jess
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Discovered 'Cursed,' a horror movie starring Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg as lycanthropic siblings. Oh and Scott Baio is in it -- Amanzig
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Fun fact. The Pepsi girl is Jesse Eisenberg's younger sister. -- Monica Engelhardt
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Three latest Fincher's pics have catapulted 'unknown' actors to Oscar nod: Taraji P. Henson, Jesse Eisenberg, Rooney Mara. Pike is next. -- Akbar Saputra
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Jesse Eisenberg in Now You See Me > my heart is just -- almedina hajrić
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Jesse Eisenberg really does look like a hybrid of Michael Cera and Andy Samberg. The Double. -- Thinker Thinkerton
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Gene Hackman. Kevin Spacey. Clancy Brown. Jesse Eisenberg. 1 of these things is not like the other -- Bud
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Jesse eisenberg has a really nice voice ??? -- Jenna ☺
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Going blind into this movie and i'm only watching it because jesse eisenberg is in it -- the grass doctor
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The Double is on Netflix. Watch it. Jesse Eisenberg and Mia Wasikowska are awesome. It's really weird and dark. -- cam.
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How can Jesse Eisenberg be so cute?! -- Cheyenne Arnold
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OH so i had a dream like in the begging i got kidnapped by jesse eisenberg and then like 3-5 yrs later we got married whAT EVEN -- sabrina D:
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Ugh... I can't have a crush on Jesse Eisenberg... -- *Mordecai
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Jesse eisenberg is fantastic in the double -- Kathleen Hastings
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He is amazing fair play -- ℰle
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I cannot watch any Jesse Eisenberg movies except Social Network because his natural awkwardness is portrayed in every character he plays. -- Jake
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Adventureland is on FXX right now - Jesse Eisenberg, why in the would would you chase Em over Lisa P.? For shame. -- Phil Friend
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He is such a fag yo but his movies are always good -- Young Buck
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If my school has a character day for homecoming week im going as jesse eisenberg because today i learned that slides are allowed im so happy -- mr tusk
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Did you know the cute little girl from 90s Pepsi commercials is Social Network actor Jesse Eisenberg's sister? -- Jessi Smith
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He is brilliant. -- Gusti Putri Amiirah.
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Jesse eisenberg's mother is called murray bros. -- Anna Swain
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If you like your films weird and intriguing, THE DOUBLE is both. Brilliant performances from Jesse Eisenberg (who knew?) and Mia Wasikowska. -- Isabel Costello
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why are you so cute? :) -- Jÿôtïkå ♛
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"I'm just gonna do a Michael Cera impression in every movie. It's worked out so far." - Jesse Eisenberg, probably. -- Black Jeebs
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