Jesse Eisenberg

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American, Actor (Famous from Adventureland, Zombieland, and The Social Network)
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  • 5 star rating I know Jesse Eisenberg from several movies., especially Zombieland! Want to eat his lips, ears, nipples, cock, balls, and ass cheeks. He is so hot! --
  • 5 star rating For future reference: Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht, Halston Sage. Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman. Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Andrew Garfield, Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Zac Efron. Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler. --
  • 5 star rating He is the most unemotive actor ever. --
  • 5 star rating Jesse eisenberg is --
  • 5 star rating I really like Jesse Eisenberg. --
  • 5 star rating Shoutout to mom for remembering that he is the love of my life --
  • 5 star rating Okay so basically they will fight each other for a while then come together to fight a common enemy (Lex Luthor) played by Jesse Eisenberg --
  • 5 star rating Jesse Eisenberg may know your name. That is, if your name is Jesse and he's giving himself a compliment out loud and you happen to be there. --
  • 1 star rating Everything Jesse Eisenberg does is perfect. Jesse Eisenberg could murder my whole family and I would still want to marry him. --
  • 4 star rating Er, OK, so neither Jane Rutter nor Jesse Eisenberg was in --
  • 4 star rating Just watched the movie The Double with Jesse Eisenberg. So good :)) --
  • 3 star rating Watching this movie called The Double with Jesse Eisenberg. I'm getting so depressed. --
  • 3 star rating He is the pre-evolution to Michael Cera. He's awakard and charming but just not as good --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --
  • 3 star rating I would have liked this so much more if it starred a different actor. Jesse Eisenberg ruined it. --
  • 3 star rating If you don't think that he is the most brilliant actor in America, your opinion is wrong. --
  • 5 star rating He is so awkward, it's actually so cute --
  • 1 star rating My favorite plot point of "The Squid and the Whale" is how Jesse Eisenberg convinced people he wrote "Hey You." --
  • 5 star rating He is so bomb in now you see me --
  • 5 star rating JESSE EISENBERG IS A BABE BYE --
  • 5 star rating Mostly that scene where jesse eisenberg is like "we got the investment we made it" and andrew garfield makes that beautiful teary-eyed face --
  • 4 star rating Jesse Eisenberg: Dakota Fanning Is A Wonderful Actress --
  • 4 star rating I made jesse eisenberg a grilled cheese today, so there's that --
  • 5 star rating Also saw Night Moves. A really haunting film with another great performance by Jesse Eisenberg. This & The Double two of my favs this year --
  • 1 star rating Struggling to suspend disbelief watching Fleishman is in Trouble that this many women have ever been so horny for Jesse Eisenberg --
  • 5 star rating Discovered 'Cursed,' a horror movie starring Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg as lycanthropic siblings. Oh and Scott Baio is in it --
  • 4 star rating Fun fact. The Pepsi girl is Jesse Eisenberg's younger sister. --
  • 5 star rating Three latest Fincher's pics have catapulted 'unknown' actors to Oscar nod: Taraji P. Henson, Jesse Eisenberg, Rooney Mara. Pike is next. --
  • 4 star rating Jesse Eisenberg in Now You See Me > my heart is just --
  • 3 star rating Jesse Eisenberg really does look like a hybrid of Michael Cera and Andy Samberg. The Double. --
  • 2 star rating Gene Hackman. Kevin Spacey. Clancy Brown. Jesse Eisenberg. 1 of these things is not like the other --
  • 5 star rating Jesse eisenberg has a really nice voice ??? --
  • 3 star rating Going blind into this movie and i'm only watching it because jesse eisenberg is in it --
  • 1 star rating The Double is on Netflix. Watch it. Jesse Eisenberg and Mia Wasikowska are awesome. It's really weird and dark. --
  • 5 star rating How can Jesse Eisenberg be so cute?! --
  • 1 star rating OH so i had a dream like in the begging i got kidnapped by jesse eisenberg and then like 3-5 yrs later we got married whAT EVEN --
  • 5 star rating Ugh... I can't have a crush on Jesse Eisenberg... --
  • 5 star rating Jesse eisenberg is fantastic in the double --
  • 5 star rating He is amazing fair play --
  • 5 star rating I cannot watch any Jesse Eisenberg movies except Social Network because his natural awkwardness is portrayed in every character he plays. --
  • 1 star rating Adventureland is on FXX right now - Jesse Eisenberg, why in the would would you chase Em over Lisa P.? For shame. --
  • 4 star rating He is such a fag yo but his movies are always good --
  • 5 star rating If my school has a character day for homecoming week im going as jesse eisenberg because today i learned that slides are allowed im so happy --
  • 1 star rating Did you know the cute little girl from 90s Pepsi commercials is Social Network actor Jesse Eisenberg's sister? --
  • 5 star rating He is brilliant. --
  • 5 star rating Jesse eisenberg's mother is called murray bros. --
  • 5 star rating If you like your films weird and intriguing, THE DOUBLE is both. Brilliant performances from Jesse Eisenberg (who knew?) and Mia Wasikowska. --
  • 5 star rating Jesse Eisenberg why are you so cute? :) --
  • 1 star rating "I'm just gonna do a Michael Cera impression in every movie. It's worked out so far." - Jesse Eisenberg, probably. --

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