Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jesse Palmer I'm a crusher
American college football player, college football player, quarterback, sports broadcaster (Famous from New York Giants Player/ Bachelor)
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He was named one of The Most Handsome Canadian Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of The Most Handsome Canadian Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Jesse Palmer is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jesse Palmer
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Rated by - I know Jesse Palmer from Food Network. He could breed me on a private beach any day. I still hold out hope that he's bi or gay -- Big Daddy North Woods
- Jesse Palmer saying Oregon has the worst offensive line in all of football is just robbing the spotlight from Wake Forest -- Ben Swain
- You know, like, when it's the middle of the second quarter and he is discussing Baylor's playoff chances? -- ElectricBouillabaise
- He is a loser... -- Brandon Bialkowski
- "Oregon is still undefeated when they play Oregon football." - Jesse Palmer -- Mr Bow Tie
- Jesse Palmer usually isn't right about most things, but is correct when saying "prepare for chaos this weekend in college football" -- Tim Birkmeyer
- He is so attractive can we talk about that -- PRINCESS
- Jesse palmer is alpha as fuck -- TYBG
- Up your nose ESPN!! Oregon goes down Jesse Palmer you're a bum! Mariota isn't best QB!!! -- ET Smith Sr
- Jesse Palmer calls Mariota the best college QB. My ?. How does the "best QB" always choke? Jameis Winston is significantly better -- Ryan Keough
- Like Jesse Palmer said, there was no way Oregon was running the table with their flaws. OL is a mess. -- Mike Loyko
- A celebration penalty just cost Oregon a shot at the title, but that's not the worst part of this game. Why is Jesse Palmer on my TV screen? -- Josh Ogron
- He is a tool -- Cody Patrick Fricke
- Jesse Palmer has been talking up Marcus Mariotta this whole game... yeah he's doing so well :) -- Jameson Ling
- I tell ya man, jesse palmer is way too chill of a bro to be canadian. -- andrew ahumada
- He is trash -- Paul
- Jesse palmer PLZ STOP TALKIN ABT OREGON QB PLZ OREGON IS OVERRATED THEY DO THIS EVERY YR ! HE IS NOT THE BEST PLAYER IN THE COUNTRY -- Corie
- He is in midseason form Week 0. -- Jeffrey Wright
- He is the worst commentator -- Blake Helmke
- Someone should tell Jesse Palmer and ESPN, the "best player in college FB" just got the ball stripped and is about to lose -- Mike Morton
- Jesse Palmer bugs so hard! -- Shelley
- Best player in college football is number 8, put the ball in his hand -Jesse Palmer Put it in his hand and he fumbled -- The Trevor Pullen
- Sorry Jesse Palmer but the best player in college football is not Mariota. There's this guy in Tallahassee by the name of -- J.B. Ricks
- "The best player in college football is wearing number 8; give him the ball" - Jesse Palmer. Um, Gurley wears 3, bro. Get those eyes checked -- Future President
- He is a fucking idiot -- Drake Makes Me Cry
- Does Jesse Palmer think he is Hulk Hogan? "Take as much time off the clock as you can brother." hahaha -- Peyton
- He is so dumb. oregon needs thirty seconds just score. -- Jason
- How many times is Jesse Palmer going to admit he has no idea about what he is talking? -- Zach Clark
- Seriously Shut up Jesse Palmer. -- Cody James Martin
- Jesse Palmer: "Arizona's lucky that personal foul came on a hold." Um, the hold is why Oregon picked up 30 in the first place? -- Phil Lacovara
- Jesse Palmer, you're so hot- Why ya gotta be a such dick? -- Lindsey Bates
- Probably going to fall asleep to Jesse Palmer talking college football to me and I'm very okay with that. -- Megan Broadway
- He is not very good at this -- StoneyRomo
- No Jesse Palmer it isn't Arizona's d-line that is so good it is that Oregon's is bad. -- Ryan Streit
- "[player x] is the Jar Jar Binks of the passing game." -Jesse Palmer. Like wtf does that even mean? -- Ethan Stahlman
- Jesse Palmer needs to shut his "The Bachelor" ass up. Man is more annoying that Gilmore. -- Brendan Keller
- Does anyone else at ESPN remember that Jesse Palmer was The Bachelor? I can't take him seriously for that reason. -- Kristin Kalisch
- Jesse Palmer using terms like "trucked" and "housed" and "gashed" ... pretty good analyst. Tells it like it is. -- Jeff Reinhart
- Apparently Jesse Palmer spent the last week or so wandering alone in the wilderness, and was pulled our just prior to going on air. -- Zach Peterson
- That said, Danny Kanell and Jesse Palmer in the same broadcast booth is my nightmare. -- Carter
- He is talking like returning 125 OL starts like it is a good thing. Clearly he isn't familiar with Strausser's work at UW. -- Redmond Longhorn
- Why does Jesse Palmer irritate me so? -- CornNation
- Someone tell Jesse Palmer stupid gator self that not everyone inside zone is a read option -- Coach Russell
- I typically like Jesse Palmer... but he is calling a terrible game. -- Matthew Svoboda
- He is flat out unlistenable....is that a legit word? -- Ferg
- He is the Trent Dilfer of college football. -- Zack Rosenblatt
- Man, ya know who is so annoying... Jesse Palmer. Man oh man! -- Kelli Nettleton
- One of my deepest darkest fantasy is visualizing Jesse Palmer gagged just so he will S.T.F.U. -- Angie
- He is a god -- Collteeeyyy
- He is bae -- Celest Gabrielle ↫
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