Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jim Gaffigan I'm a crusher
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Jim Gaffigan is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has red hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium red hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jim Gaffigan
50+ man-crushers
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- He is the funniest person on earth -- Ryan
- "Nobody owns an umbrella. They're just batons being passed around the world. Sometimes you get the red one" -Jim Gaffigan -- Yeshua Smith
- Jim gaffigan is doing a show in Vancouver tonight why was I not aware of this -- kibblesnbitches
- Ever had a really good looking person walk by and felt the need to do a Jim Gaffigan "hot pocket" impersonation? -- thegreatASS
- Yes we watch Jim Gaffigan in bio my day is made -- Hannah Deal
- Jim Gaffigan's standup is hilarious -- ✌️ Abby Jenks ⚓️
- Jim Gaffigan: "I am the father of five children...my wife is a Shiite Catholic, so there could be more!" -- Brittany Wilmes
- So who wants to go see Jim Gaffigan with me! -- Domenick Tom Lepore
- Jim gaffigan is too funny -- Max Marsili
- Little things like having to be 21 to attend a comedy show really piss me off. Sorry Jim Gaffigan, maybe next year -- Hot tamale
- Damnit! he is in PDX tonight and I don't have tickets! -- T
- My health is such that I don't get out much. I want a Jim Gaffigan comment concert of 60 funny comments! U can do it! -- NoMoGods
- 'Chewing gum is just practicing eating.'-Jim Gaffigan -- Sophia King
- WAIT A MINUTE!! Is this really Jim Gaffigan or are u catfishing us? By the way doesn't catfish sound delicious right now? -- Chad Cummings
- He is seeing Banks right now and I am not. Something is wrong. -- sam
- Moving to DC in a week and all I can think of is my Friday date with Louis CK and Jim Gaffigan at Oddball Comedy Fest. -- Erica Hellerstein
- I think the only stand-up comedian i've watched and liked is jim gaffigan bc he only talks about food -- shanen
- " Delivery is my 2 favorite things together.. eating and not moving... worst part is gettin up to answer the door .. " Jim Gaffigan -- Marz Screw
- He is legend -- shiva
- Jim gaffigan is the boss of comedy on da real -- S P A C E C H I M P
- Mom bought me Jim Gaffigan tickets . She is the true MVP -- Blake McConnell
- He is one of the best stand up comedians out there -- Joshua Hoffmann
- I'm so excited to see Jim Gaffigan on Friday -- alyssa lee
- He is hysterical -- Blade
- "A hammock is like a giant net for catching lazy people." - Jim Gaffigan. -- Victoria
- Explaining subjectivity of comedy to a lady who has attention span of a squirrel because she doesn't think he is funny. -- Adam Komar
- He is the funniest person ever. -- James Corbett
- Last joke on jim gaffigan's mr universe standup where he's on the fake phone is the funniest shit ever hah -- 2001 jay baruchel
- "A muffin is a bald cupcake." ~~ Jim Gaffigan -- Jimmy Price
- "Rolling Stone is the People Magazine for people that don't know they're reading People Magazine." -Jim Gaffigan -- Jake
- Am I really watching Jim Gaffigan on a Saturday night?! -- KT
- Jim Gaffigan for the win every time! So hilarious! -- Angelina Ballerina➕
- Apparently my post last week was premature. That will teach me to follow Jim Gaffigan. So...Happy 85th Bob Newhart! -- Jason Prodinsky
- He is so funny! -- Chris J Coats
- He is very funny. He'd be one thousand times funnier if he dropped the whole responding-to-his-own-jokes shtick. -- Kenzo Shibata
- Jim Gaffigan/ Anti-Reading is describing me so much rn -- J A V I
- He is a comical genius. -- Chris P
- Jim Gaffigan, Elton John and Europe. September is shaping up to be the best month -- JW~
- "You ever get a phone call?... That's annoying, right?" - Jim Gaffigan on Have I mentioned lately how great this show is? -- Mandie V
- I MISSED JIM GAFFIGAN LAST YEAR SO THERE'S NO WAY IM MISSING AZIZ. -- TJ Stith
- "So we eat on, boats heaped with gravy, borne back ceaselessly into the buffet line"- Jim Gaffigan -- Jake Dingler
- The calculated rate at which somebody tells me I remind them of he is once every month and a half. ? -- Wes Cribbs
- "You ever have so much to do, so you just decide to do nothing?" Jim Gaffigan -- Savana Pouliot
- Hold up jim gaffigan is gonna be in orlando on both of my days off oh snaaaaap -- jocelyn
- Jim gaffigan is so freaking hilarious yo omg -- J MAC
- JIM GAFFIGAN'S BIT ABOUT ICE CREAM DESCRIBES ME SO WELL. -- Zombie Chessie
- I just saw Jim Gaffigan's doppleganger in the union, so... -- Jayna Duckenfield
- After you buy Jim Gaffigan books Dad is Fat and Food a Love Story. Let everyone know they are funny. Dad is Fat is LOL for us parents -- jacqueline Aikin
- Eating a salad with bacon bits, thinking of Jim Gaffigan: "a salad with bacon bits is really just a game of 'find the bacon.' " -- Eric Gates
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