Jim Nance

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Jim Nance mentioned Ponder had to babysit this weekend since his wife would be reporting for ESPN. I hope he is better at this than football -- Justin Steadman
• Thought it was pretty great now Jim Nance and Phil Simms got so excited for that 4th down play. At least they had fun. -- Ross
• Jim Nance actually got me SO PUMPED for that last play haha the defeat the in the 2nd biggest blowout in history. -- The Donald
• Thanks for being a dick Jim Nance for bringing up the Super Bowl loss to Hank Stramm -- Odin Hjaldrgod
• Jim Nance really making Phil Simms work for it -- Greg Bissonnette
• Listening to Jim Nance and Phil simms bickering about scouting during this blowout is great TV. -- dean
• Love that he is just going at his color guy talking Teddy Bridgewater. Nothing else going on. -- Brent Schuettpelz
• He is so pissed right now. -- Art Janowiak III
• Did Jim Nance really just call them "shareholders"? They're morons who got duped in to buying worthless fake stock. Dumbest thing ever. -- Jeff
• Fuck you Jim Nance you over-rated sack of shit? What's it like being dumber than Phil Simms? -- Cliff Berg
• The best part about this TNF game is when Jim Nance says "deepest penetration" beavis -- Austin Ames
• "That is Blocked!!...and the patriots hold on!" -Jim Nance Goodnight my people -- Harry Grosso
• Really depressing hearing Jim Nance twice a week -- Kyle Wa Wa
• I think he is just excited that this us not a blowout -- David Freund
• This is the point where they always lose it! (Jim Nance voice) -- Jerrad Heppler
• "Jim Nance" is trending in the USA, which makes me sad on several levels. -- Drew Shirley Sports
• When one of you is talking about Jim Nance and the other is talking about Jim Nantz and no one knows what's going on -- Saraahhhhh
• Jim Nance saying people asked him if he was related to Pats he is equal to Jessica Simpson being asked if she was OJs niece -- chris serra
• Jim Nantz just told a really bleak story about Jim Nance. -- Daniel Shutt
• I meant to call Jim Nance, but then he died, so I never called him. Great story Jim -- John Teti
• I find it hilarious that Jim Nantz is invoking the name of Jim Nance, homophones in sports are not that common :) -- Brad James
• Is Jim Nance a Patriot fan? -- Chad
• "98 yards is 2 short of 100" -Jim Nance Thanks Jim -- Steve Klassner
• He is a terrible football announcer. Phil Simms is even worse. Another muted. -- J. Marc Gowette
• Tom Brady is Jim Nance baby anytime you touch Brady he wants a flag -- Btg
• Jim Nance needs to STFU it's so obvious he's a Patriot fan... -- SupaNovaAOne
• Is Jim Nance wearing a Patriot jersey? -- Paul Hartwick
• Did Jim Nance REALLY just claim Brady called LaFell a freight train? Thank you Jim, haven't laughed that hard in a while! -- CLT Brew & Chew
• Chris Johnson under-utilized? I don't think so, Jim Nance. Guy's washed up. Actually getting way too many touches. -- Zach Hacker
• So wait...Darrelle Revis is on the now? Think I need Jim Nance to tell me this 14 more times before I realize it... -- Jeff Mans
• Shew so glad Jim Nance just clarified how to properly say Clowney's name. -- Andrew Poe
• Did Jim Nance just call the owner's wife the "First Lady of the Houston Texans"???? An NFL team is not a damn country, you jackwagon. -- Steve Moore
• NCIS? Really, Jim Nance? CBS deserves these Thursday Night Football blowouts. -- Tony Lonetree
• So now Jim Nance can say there's been TWO 99-yard TD drives in the NFL this year: Raiders vs. Broncos, Chiefs vs. Raiders. -- Jeff Rosen
• Can we all agree Thursday Night Football is garbage and not just because of Jim Nance? -- Rich Stroffolino
• He is in error.... -- 3foolishmen
• Worst part of Tirico is he calls multiple sports. Jim Nance owns him -- Patrick Donovan
• Jim Nance"how many whistles would it take before they throw a flag" is that like a tootsie pop Jim -- Steve E.C.
• He is great....doing golf -- daryl l. feyedelem
• He is one of the best play by play guys..his voice keeps you interested in the game and he's not a douche like Collinsworth -- George
• Is there a reason for why Jim Nance has called literally every Broncos game since Peyton arrived? -- Nick Byrne
• He is not impressed. -- TURKEY BISHES
• Is Jim Nance even paying attention to the game he s announcing? -- Greg
• Jim Nance would let Tom Brady have his wife, then take his money shot. All while commentating on how great Brady is. -- Zack
• While I am a fan of Jim Nance, he is really dropping the ball on this broadcast -- Joey Wright
• Tony Romo and Jim Nance should do every game. Tony Romo is so savage -- Kevin
• CBS I think you need to separate Phil Sims and Jim Nance. They are so opinionated instead of calling the game. -- Wendy Lopez
• Uncle Vern on the call of is better than Jim Nance. -- Lee West
• Jason Wade Taylor is so pitiful and lonely, he put Pat Boone and Jim Nance commercials on a loop just so someone would call him friend -- NSAgent Riddick PhD
• He is the perfect guy to call this chess match in St Louis. -- Patrick Stephan

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