Jim Varney

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American actor-musician (Famous from Ernest Goes to Camp)
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating Slow clap. The Importance of Being Ernest, starring Jim Varney --
  • 4 star rating The Importance of Being Ernest, starring Jim Varney --
  • 1 star rating We ll do lunch, a very depressing lunch - Jim Varney (in a 1999 interview discussing battle with depression). --
  • 3 star rating Even he isn't quite up to Jim Henson standards. Just too high of a level to reach --
  • 1 star rating The Importance of Being Ernest -- it's very important, if you're Jim Varney and you have bills to pay. Know what I mean, Vern? --
  • 4 star rating I'm likely 2-3 years away from being compared to Jim Varney. --
  • 1 star rating this is actually more disrepectful to Jim Varney than anything. I feel bad for recommenting it. Ernest don't deserve it. --
  • 4 star rating The carny episode of [with Jim Varney] is one of my most-quoted. --
  • 5 star rating Mike Rowe is slowly turning into Jim Varney. --
  • 4 star rating Did Jim Varney ever explain what Miak is in "Ernest, Scared Stupid"? --
  • 3 star rating Watching Ernest Saves Christmas! Brings me back to my childhood! Too bad he is dead! --
  • 4 star rating Movie idea: the importance of being ernest (w/ jim varney) --
  • 5 star rating TiMH 10/15/1993: The Beverly Hillbillies, starring Jim Varney, Diedrich Bader, Erika Eleniak, Cloris Leachman and Lily Tomlin is released --
  • 5 star rating Wish someone would have told me that Jim Varney doesn't star in "The importance of being earnest" ...wasting my fucking time here... --
  • 5 star rating Jim varney I love you --
  • 5 star rating Hazel E really do look like Jim Varney --
  • 1 star rating This house has had a wealth of notable owners including, Bela Lugosi, HR Geiger, Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, and Jim Varney --
  • 5 star rating Jeff Foxworthy o Jim Varney? --
  • 1 star rating Jim Varney feat. Ricky Skaggs - Hot Rod Lincoln Now playing on Geek Tunes Radio your home for 24/7 geeky tunes --
  • 5 star rating I watch'd "Ernest Saves X-Mas" on some high shit last night. Nigga Ernest was 1 ugly, funny ass mook yo. Boy had me die'n. RIP Jim Varney --
  • 5 star rating Hazel E looks like Jim Varney... --
  • 1 star rating Oh guys. he is trying so hard in this movie and I feel so bad for him. He and Amanda are the best parts of this utter crapfest. --
  • 3 star rating Earliest acting memory? Rich: Ernest goes to camp. Rich doing Jim Varney impression --
  • 5 star rating Watching "Ernest Scared Stupid" with Maggie, perfect Halloween movie. Spooky scary and funny and drama. Classic cinema. RIP Jim Varney. --
  • 5 star rating I miss Jim Varney. D: --
  • 3 star rating Mike Rowe should pick up the mantle of Ernest and do more movies. Looks just like Jim Varney --
  • 5 star rating Hot date idea: Jim Varney movie marathon! --
  • 3 star rating Jim Varney really missed the boat on making "The Importance of Being Ernest." --
  • 5 star rating It's too bad Jim Varney died before Tyler Perry really made it big, because an Ernest/Madea crossover WOULD. HAVE. BEEN.THE. SHIT!!!!!! --
  • 4 star rating Ernest Goes to Jail is definitely Jim Varney's magnum opus --
  • 1 star rating A better Texas b-movie late night comedy from the 80s is "Fast Food" (1989) though. Jim Varney and Traci Lords were in that one. --
  • 2 star rating Seriously guys, Jim Varney did such a great job as Ernest. Always a nice guy trying to do the right thing. --
  • 3 star rating Hunter Pence's dad is Jim Varney aka Ernest from all those Ernest movies --
  • 5 star rating He is probably my favorite actor of all time. --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me, or does Jake Peavy look like Jim Varney? --
  • 1 star rating Ok comment I will read Dune but I have biographies of Jim Varney and Joe Perry to finish first so give me some time pls --
  • 1 star rating The Importance of Being Ernest starring Jim Varney. Truly one of the greatest missed opportunities in film history. Knowhutimean? --
  • 3 star rating My girlfriend doesn t know who Ernest/he is. Please send thoughts and prayers. --
  • 1 star rating The only thing that makes me sad is that Jim Varney can't be with us to make the Ernest Meets Grumpy Cat crossover event. --
  • 3 star rating Is it just me or is Mike Rowe turning into Jim Varney's Ernest from the 80s? --
  • 1 star rating I think a duppy is throwing heat on me. Going to the grave of Jim Varney to ask him if he knows anything about this. --
  • 1 star rating I wish Jim Varney were still alive, so he could make, "Ernest goes to the Apple Store". When I use FaceTime I imagine hijinks. --
  • 2 star rating I bet there's world peace in the alternate universe where he is alive and still making Ernest movies. --
  • 1 star rating Need to get some more casual reading done. Think I'll start with Jim Varney's memoir, "The Importance of Being Ernest" --
  • 4 star rating A Jim Varney biopic titled "The Important Of Being Ernest" --
  • 1 star rating Jim varney sword fighting with a kid on a roller coaster is a good movie idea on it's own, but not for a 3 ninjas movie --
  • 4 star rating Jim Varney's voice and personality were so classic --
  • 5 star rating I bet somewhere out there is a 15,000 year old cave painting of Jim Varney with that "Importance of Being Ernest" pun written underneath --
  • 5 star rating He is on a roll tonight --
  • 3 star rating One actor I miss is Jim Varney who played the character Ernest P Worell --

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