Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jim Varney I'm a crusher
American actor-musician (Famous from Ernest Goes to Camp)
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Jim Varney is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Rated by - Slow clap. The Importance of Being Ernest, starring Jim Varney -- Jerry Beach
- The Importance of Being Ernest, starring Jim Varney -- David Gordon
- We ll do lunch, a very depressing lunch - Jim Varney (in a 1999 interview discussing battle with depression). -- Jim Varney Biography
- Even he isn't quite up to Jim Henson standards. Just too high of a level to reach -- Neal Kendrick
- The Importance of Being Ernest -- it's very important, if you're Jim Varney and you have bills to pay. Know what I mean, Vern? -- Jim Granger
- I'm likely 2-3 years away from being compared to Jim Varney. -- Or
- this is actually more disrepectful to Jim Varney than anything. I feel bad for recommenting it. Ernest don't deserve it. -- Hank
- The carny episode of [with Jim Varney] is one of my most-quoted. -- Syd Silver
- Mike Rowe is slowly turning into Jim Varney. -- scary nerd hapley
- Did Jim Varney ever explain what Miak is in "Ernest, Scared Stupid"? -- Spoop Foggy Fog
- Watching Ernest Saves Christmas! Brings me back to my childhood! Too bad he is dead! -- Tony Trinidadâ„¢
- Movie idea: the importance of being ernest (w/ jim varney) -- Konner Frederic
- TiMH 10/15/1993: The Beverly Hillbillies, starring Jim Varney, Diedrich Bader, Erika Eleniak, Cloris Leachman and Lily Tomlin is released -- Movie History
- Wish someone would have told me that Jim Varney doesn't star in "The importance of being earnest" ...wasting my fucking time here... -- Bramm Stroker
- Jim varney I love you -- pamela prater
- Hazel E really do look like Jim Varney -- Courtney H
- This house has had a wealth of notable owners including, Bela Lugosi, HR Geiger, Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, and Jim Varney -- The Scarehouse
- Jeff Foxworthy o Jim Varney? -- Tesi Piqueras
- Jim Varney feat. Ricky Skaggs - Hot Rod Lincoln Now playing on Geek Tunes Radio your home for 24/7 geeky tunes -- Geek Tunes Radio
- I watch'd "Ernest Saves X-Mas" on some high shit last night. Nigga Ernest was 1 ugly, funny ass mook yo. Boy had me die'n. RIP Jim Varney -- Bob HopeLess
- Hazel E looks like Jim Varney... -- Tayon Bell
- Oh guys. he is trying so hard in this movie and I feel so bad for him. He and Amanda are the best parts of this utter crapfest. -- B
- Earliest acting memory? Rich: Ernest goes to camp. Rich doing Jim Varney impression -- Kristine
- Watching "Ernest Scared Stupid" with Maggie, perfect Halloween movie. Spooky scary and funny and drama. Classic cinema. RIP Jim Varney. -- Spencer LeBlanc
- I miss Jim Varney. D: -- HeyMissy, I mean Mom
- Mike Rowe should pick up the mantle of Ernest and do more movies. Looks just like Jim Varney -- Blake Rodgers
- Hot date idea: Jim Varney movie marathon! -- Will Sloan
- Jim Varney really missed the boat on making "The Importance of Being Ernest." -- Kyle Dodson
- It's too bad Jim Varney died before Tyler Perry really made it big, because an Ernest/Madea crossover WOULD. HAVE. BEEN.THE. SHIT!!!!!! -- Johnny Wolf
- Ernest Goes to Jail is definitely Jim Varney's magnum opus -- Andy
- A better Texas b-movie late night comedy from the 80s is "Fast Food" (1989) though. Jim Varney and Traci Lords were in that one. -- Rockin' Bones
- Seriously guys, Jim Varney did such a great job as Ernest. Always a nice guy trying to do the right thing. -- thadallen1
- Hunter Pence's dad is Jim Varney aka Ernest from all those Ernest movies -- DDV
- He is probably my favorite actor of all time. -- Sam Matzek
- Is it just me, or does Jake Peavy look like Jim Varney? -- Frank Lasik
- Ok comment I will read Dune but I have biographies of Jim Varney and Joe Perry to finish first so give me some time pls -- Todd Jones
- The Importance of Being Ernest starring Jim Varney. Truly one of the greatest missed opportunities in film history. Knowhutimean? -- Brandon Sweet
- My girlfriend doesn t know who Ernest/he is. Please send thoughts and prayers. -- G
- The only thing that makes me sad is that Jim Varney can't be with us to make the Ernest Meets Grumpy Cat crossover event. -- Raymond Noodles
- Is it just me or is Mike Rowe turning into Jim Varney's Ernest from the 80s? -- disgruntledhuman
- I think a duppy is throwing heat on me. Going to the grave of Jim Varney to ask him if he knows anything about this. -- Hearty White
- I wish Jim Varney were still alive, so he could make, "Ernest goes to the Apple Store". When I use FaceTime I imagine hijinks. -- Matt Andreko
- I bet there's world peace in the alternate universe where he is alive and still making Ernest movies. -- Joe Allard
- Need to get some more casual reading done. Think I'll start with Jim Varney's memoir, "The Importance of Being Ernest" -- Sean Gallagher
- A Jim Varney biopic titled "The Important Of Being Ernest" -- AJ
- Jim varney sword fighting with a kid on a roller coaster is a good movie idea on it's own, but not for a 3 ninjas movie -- Chilligula
- Jim Varney's voice and personality were so classic -- The Young Wolf
- I bet somewhere out there is a 15,000 year old cave painting of Jim Varney with that "Importance of Being Ernest" pun written underneath -- Bae of Pigs
- He is on a roll tonight -- Molly Lynn.
- One actor I miss is Jim Varney who played the character Ernest P Worell -- Midwest Coonfest
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