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Peyton's been killing it!! But so has Joe Blanton he's been wrecking everyone on that Corner!! -- 火影
I was there for Gm 4 of 2010 NLCS against and I remember he got knocked out early. So did Joe Blanton! -- Michael McGauley
Lynn is going to pull a Joe Blanton and hit a postseason grand slam. -- Jameson Fleming
fuck you and you're welcome for Joe Blanton and Shane Victorino -- J-BUG
u guys have more talent. We had Rollins, utley, Howard, hamels & a bunch of role players. Joe Blanton was our in the WS LOL -- milz
Watching game 4 of the World Series 2008. Joe Blanton went yard, and Howard went yard twice. -- Luke Miller
Joe Blanton Level -- Nik Makakiz
Joe Blanton should be receiving a, "I miss us" text from Arte Moreno pretty soon. -- Gerardo Garcia

L So the Royals will have Joe Blanton and Ryan Madson in the same pitching staff. Expert-level trolling. -- Alden Gonzalez
The power of the Anti Jinx is as good as Joe Blanton when he was a Angel... Aka it sucks... . -- Mario Benitez
Thing you have to ask yourself though is who takes Duffy's spot for the time being with Vargas out too? Joe Blanton? WOOF -- JKuhn
So now my blogger buds can take Bernie's trade for pitcher need, figure out WHO we getting. Disappointed Joe Blanton's in KC -- Scott
Only two positives from tonight: 1. Bullpen is 100% rested outside of Joe Blanton with an off day pending. 2. Blanton looked good. -- Clubhouse Convo
When will the Joe Blanton experiment end? His stuff is awful. -- Connor Dawson
Joe Blanton pitching for the Royals against the Yankees in 2015 is wild -- Adam Penale
He is in the bigs?! -- Jacob Fagan
Who is the guy wearing the Joe Blanton uniform ? -- Brian
Joe blanton is back in the majors but more importantly the frozen yogurt i just got is absolutely delicious -- téd
The Royals really have Joe Blanton and Ryan Madson and Blanton doesn't look too bad -- Monty
He is now making his first MLB appearance since September 3, 2013 via /r/ -- BK
Joe Blanton and Ryan Madson pitching in the same bullpen is the greatest thing to happen in baseball this year. -- Corinne
Is it me or does it look like Joe Blanton lost 50 pounds or so -- JimShiv
He is on a major league mound right now -- Dan Hirsch
He is seriously the most boring name ever. -- Mike J

He is still a person? -- ⠀
Much like Tom Brady's buddy, he is also a deflator. -- Justin Burgess
Joe Blanton making his season debut tonight for Kansas City! The "5th" in the Phillies all time pitching rotation is back in the majors! -- Rickie Ricardo
OMG JOE BLANTON IS PITCHING IN THE BIG LEAGUE'S RIGHT NOW! -- Art Bugarin
Joe Blanton: still not very good. -- Brett Rasdall
Joe Blanton retired & bought a vineyard in Napa. He had to return. Only way to make a small fortune in wine is starting w/a large fortune. -- Joe Casale
He is back! First batter he faces Stephen Drew who hits one 400 ft off the right field wall. Sounds about right -- Andrew
He is in KC for some reason. Also actually pitching for some reason. -- Jared Speckman
He is still in baseball? -- Matt DiBari
Are we sure this is actually Joe Blanton -- Jankees
He is still alive, so that's cool. -- Rich Kaufman
JOE BLANTON LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT. MY GAWD -- Steven Tydings
He is apparently skinny -- Nick Bagnardi
JOE BLANTON IS PITCHING -- Jason Rose
Is it my imagination or has Joe Blanton gotten majorly skinny since he was with the Phillies? -- Judson
Is that even Joe Blanton -- Colton
Wait joe blanton isn't dead -- cGlzcw==
TIL he is still alive -- Jon Morse
He is making his debut! -- Kings of Kauffman
Joe Blanton? Really? He's still a thing? -- alex_is_bored
And Joe Blanton will pitch in the big leagues for the first time since Sept. of 2013. Danny Duffy's night is done. -- Jeffrey Flanagan
He is up in the bullpen. -- Matthew DeFranks
The thought of Joe Blanton being solution to pitching woes is rather frightening. -- Bob McWilliams
The he is back in the show -- Sir Kemosabe
He is back in the MLB with the ... Royals? Wow. -- Andrew Desiderio
I'll assume this is the Pirates attempt to create their own Joe Blanton. -- David