Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Borowski I'm a crusher
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Rated by - He is now in the Diamondbacks booth. -- Cravanicus
- Joe Nathan drops in the first pitch hanging slider, right out of the Joe Borowski playbook. -- Nick Galea
- Nice to hear Costas remind us of Jeter's only career grand slam: vs Joe Borowski. Nice to catch up w Joe. He was delighted to hear from me -- Todd Walsh
- Did they just mention Joe Borowski? Room dawg in Frederick MD!!! -- jason alstead
- Joe borowski. Drink. -- Matthew Huber
- Jeter up with bases loaded. His only career grand slam: 6/18/05 off Joe Borowski (Cubs) at old Yankee Stadium. -- Jesse Spector
- I was on hand for Derek Jeter's first career grand slam when he took Cubs' Joe Borowski deep at old Yankee Stadium. -- Chris Kuc
- Anybody know what he is up to? -- Meatball Sports Fan
- Fewest hits ever for the Mets at Wrigley Field is 2 -- done five times, most recently in 2004 by Matt Clement and Joe Borowski. -- Adam Rubin
- I think is going to be a Joe Borowski year for Mark Melancon. -- Matt Commins
- Sorry I'm a bit late, but Cody Allen's 51st career save tonight ties him with Joe Borowski for 7th most in Indians history. -- BRB Joe
- I miss Bob Wickman and Joe Borowski. -- Joe Scumaci
- I lived through Slim Wickman, Joe Borowski, and Chris Perez... But this is stressful -- Darin Snyder
- CODY ALLEN IS THE NEW JOE BOROWSKI. -- Breon
- Lester is the sweatiest Cub since Joe Borowski. This is not up for debate. -- Meatball Cubs Fan
- Cody Allen has Joe Borowski syndrome. -- Cleveland Wolverine
- Kevin Jepsen with the quintessential "Joe Borowski save" but a save nonetheless. -- Brandon Velaski
- Impatiently waiting to grab Joe Borowski in this fantasy draft -- Jason Wojciechowski
- I'll never forget Joe Borowski. -- AB de TRILLiers
- Greg Holland is Joe Borowski. And we couldn't make him pay. -- Chris B.
- Joe Borowski "I thought they were giving away beets at lunch not Beats!!" -- Neil garG
- Fernando Rodney picked up first save other night. More recent form of Joe Borowski or Kevin Gregg. -- Fantasy Sports Boss
- Joe Borowski? Never thought I'd see that name again -- Nick Walther
- Cody Allen reminds me of Joe Borowski -- Ryan O'Malley
- Mark Lowe with the old Joe Borowski special to Napoli -- Effing Koo
- Mordecai Brown 5-4 Orval Overall 3-1 Ed Reulbach 2-0 Jake Arrieta/Mark Prior/Lon Warneke 2-1 Joe Borowski/Claude Passeau/Steve Trout/.... -- Tim Huwe
- Joe Haden vs. Odell Beckham Jr. is the football version of Joe Borowski vs. Manny Ramirez. -- The Triv Show
- For a team that did fine with 1-year bargain closers (Todd Jones, Joe Borowski, Armando Benitez), weird now want to pay big for one -- clarkspencer
- Don't like the Jorge Soler for Wade Davis deal for the Cubs. Closers are great for a few years and lose it all the following eg Joe Borowski -- Buster Onley
- Clarkspencer: For a team that did fine with 1-year bargain closers (Todd Jones, Joe Borowski, Armando Benitez), weird now want -- tradition bear
- This same franchise had Todd Jones, Kevin Gregg, Armando Benitez and Joe Borowski as shut down guys on the cheap. Spend elsewhere. Please. -- Craig Mish
- That was a Joe Borowski ass save if I ever seen one -- 🌹 Thome Quan
- .... to be fair- he almost always gets the save tho! Joe Borowski Jr. -- Datsko
- Shaw is the worst bullpen pitcher since Joe Borowski -- Kev
- When did Cody Allen become Bob Wickman or Joe Borowski? -- Bob Zaremba
- Ray farts. We better go find Tinker, Evers, Ron Cey, and Joe Borowski. -- Nisei Lounge Chicago
- I've been in this ballpark losing to the cubs 8-0, and saw the white sox win 13-9. Please bring in Joe Borowski!! -- Kevin Kras
- This is quite a Joe Borowski special Holland has going on here. -- Showey D
- Whew! Wade Davis doing his best Joe Borowski impersonation there. -- Lee Kitzis
- ERA5 Joe Borowski 07 ERA5 AL BS -- 忍ノ海苔
- I've lived through José Mesa in the world series, Joe Borowski and his 5+ ERA and the free agent signing of Kerry Wood, I can handle Cody... -- World Series or bust
- We need Joe Borowski. Kidding, sort of -- Conor McKenna
- Can we start warming up Lee Smith in the bullpen? No? How about Rod Beck? No? OK. Joe Borowski then. -- Drew Edwards
- More Wade Davis and less Joe Borowski plz -- Carl Hafer
- I think I saw Joe Borowski getting loose in the Cubs' bullpen. -- Aaron Gleeman
- For some reason Matt Albers reminds me of Joe Borowski. -- Brian Crozier
- 2003. Cubs won game 1 and 3 and lost 2 and 4 to Atlanta. Then Alex Gonzalez and Joe Borowski happened. No reason we don't do it again. -- Ryan King
- I fully expect Indians to have Joe Borowski warming before this game ends. -- Jason Beck
- Joe Borowski - Substitute teacher?? Hey it's happening. -- Joe Borowski
- Forgot Joe Borowski and Dan Quisenberry. -- CJ Nitkowski
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