Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Flacco I'm a crusher
American football quarterback (Famous from Super Bowl MVP Quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens)
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Joe Flacco is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Joe Flacco
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Rated by - Outside of Manning family, (Eli twice and Peyton twice), he is the only other QB with two career playoff wins vs Brady & Belichick -- trey wingo
- Marshawn Lynch's back is tightening up, Vernon Davis "deeply bruised" his ankle and Joe Flacco has a cold. Fantasy football sucks! -- Theo Boylan
- Homecoming is about as overrated as Joe Flacco. Point being it's extremely overrated -- Michael Fornadel
- The worst thing about not finding my Joe Flacco jersey is I've been looking for it for 2 years lol -- Where's Ray Rice
- Joe flacco is a baby. -- Riley Jones
- In his last 3 starts on the road, he is 67/119 for 576 yards, 2 TDs and 5 INTs for a 57.3 passer rating. -- Ravens Stats
- He is sick so naturally he'll manage to get intercepted trying to swallow a spoon of Robitussin. -- Adan H.
- Man if Joe Flacco has this bug that's going around (I have it right now), that's good news for the Browns! This is the worst flu ever! -- Lindsey Foltin
- Joe Flacco was held out of practice today for the but fear not Baltimore. The QB is just sick. He's still expected to play Sunday. -- Maryland NewsFeed
- WHAT JOE FLACCO IS OUT SICK KMS -- Lil Lolo✌️
- Saw headline "Joe Flacco has a cold" & got so excited for a grand Talse profile but it's 2 paragraphs on him literally having a cold. Elite. -- Kevin Van Valkenburg
- I really wish I could understand what makes Joe Flacco struggle so mightily in certain games. Someone should do an in-depth study. -- Shawn Brubaker
- Joe Flacco has a cold. Isn t elite. -- Pete
- There sure is a lot of cloak and dagger stuff going on about Joe Flacco being sick and missing practice. -- Dima
- Reports out of Baltimore state that he isn't practicing. He was a no-show for the conference call with reporters. -- Michael McLain
- WHERE IS JOE FLACCO?? -- J McL
- Is Flacco better equipped to handle blitz?: Defenses were relentless on Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco last... -- Sports Is News
- If Joe Flacco and Eli Manning can win a Super Bowl, than so can EJ Manuel -- Brendan Gilmer
- News Alarm: Joe Flacco (QB - Bal) he is not present for the early portion of practice on Wednesday. -- Fantasy Alarm NFL
- Why is Joe Flacco not practicing?... -- Keenan
- If Aliens came to earth my first question to them would be "Hey do you think he is elite?" -- GO CHARGERS
- Joe flacco or Eli manning, that is the question -- Nick Bradshaw
- Nick foles is playing as good as joe flacco. That's concerning. I don't want to have to play QBs based on matchups or who will play good. -- Mitch
- Taco Bell is joe flacco tbh -- Alęx
- Is Joe Flacco elite -- Grady
- If I ever see an ESPN analyst call Russel Wilson elite ever again and say he isn't then ima kms -- Ubaldew Jiminiz
- Skip Bayless is hilarious when he makes fun of Joe Flacco -- 3 - 2
- Did you realize this?... Ravens QB he is fifth in the NFL with 3,788 passing yards. -- Garrett Downing
- The good news for Eagles fans is that Joe Flacco was, is, and always will be Joe Flacco, and he won a Super Bowl. -- David Murphy
- My favorite black football player of all time is ed reed My favorite white football player of all time is Joe flacco -- Awesome
- Of course you shouldnt put in a claim for joe flacco when eli manning is available. get your act together old man. -- Corey Vaccaro
- I think he is a top 10 QB play this week *jumps out a window* -- Russell Clay
- Why is everyone favoriting my Joe Flacco question...did I say something stupid -- Lindsay Gillikin
- Now we can get to the real questions like "Is Joe Flacco Elite?" "Is Joe Flacco Elite?" "Is Joe Flacco Elite?" Is Floe Jacco Elite? Ilite El -- Zoom Chesterfield
- If Eugene Monroe is out very long, he is in trouble. James Hurst had a really rough day Sunday. -- Wynnde
- He is on pace for 22 TD Passes...He is due almost 25 million dollars next season. This is why you don't overreact to superbowl -- KillerKali
- And joe flacco is boring to me -- El Chapo
- Russell Wilson is about to get that Joe Flacco deal. You know, the one that forces a Super Bowl team to purge the rest of its roster. -- C.J. O'Leary
- Jamie Baker just called Johnny Gaudreau elite. Is Johnny Hockey the new Joe Flacco? -- Brian Tenerowicz
- Joe Flacco & Russell Wilson won the last 2 Superbowls.. Do you really need a 10 year vet to play QB? Nope.. -- ☆MeGa Go Deep☆
- Differ is kind of funny. Asked if you need a great QB to win 'me and Joe Flacco won Super Bowls' -- Pullthepocket
- Sam Smith is what happens when you give Joe Flacco half a haircut and the voice of an angel -- J a k e
- Just imagine... In an alternate universe, he isn't an elite quarterback... Hard to believe... -- Theodoricus
- Joe flacco really won me a Super Bowl. Will forever love him -- 24
- The closest QB comp for Foles to me is Joe Flacco, with less arm. When he's good, he's really good. But when he's bad, he's horrid. -- Will Negron
- So is this where Joe Flacco gives Baltimore media a sleepy-eyed "Relaaaaax."? -- Slade
- Daily pole: is joe FLACCO elite -- Andy XC
- He is the reason why I am quitting fantasy sports. Dude has to be the worst QB I ever seen. -- 1stIndianGM
- Which NFL qb is the most overpaid? A. Andy Dalton B. Colin Kaepernick C. Joe Flacco D. All of the above -- SuperJake.
- JOE FLACCO IS ON FIRE! Flacco throws his FIFTH TD of the first half vs Bucs. Flacco: 10-13, 196 Yds, 5 TD (career-high) -- SportsCenter
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