Joe Hart

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American, Actor (Famous from The Lawnmower Man)
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Joe Hart is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Someday Joe Hart will look back and appreciate the honor of being both panenka'd by Pirlo and chipped by Totti. --
  • 5 star rating The answer to Liverpool's problems... Sign Joe Hart... He's 27, has another 11 years minimum left in his career, and is unhappy at Man City --
  • 5 star rating But Sky will still maintain he is the best keeper --
  • 4 star rating Am I the only one on here who thinks he is overrated? --
  • 5 star rating Joe hart is fucking shit on fifa 15 --
  • 5 star rating He is and always will be my favourite City player --
  • 2 star rating The England squad just announced is embarrassingly average, Joe Hart better be ready as he's gonna be needed! --
  • 3 star rating Joe Hart mode is kicking in... I can feel it in my vains. Lets keep this going --
  • 1 star rating Szczesny decision-making is becoming worryingly Joe Hart-ish. What happened to all the progress he made last year? --
  • 3 star rating Szczesny is going through a Joe Hart period. He needs to be dropped. He. Needs. It --
  • 5 star rating Manchester City keeper Joe Hart, says he wants to play every game after being dropped for the last two matches in favour of Willy Caballero --
  • 5 star rating Só agora é que vi o pato do Joe Hart --
  • 2 star rating Two Italian legends have now chipped Joe Hart. I, for one, hope the next one to do so is Graziano Pellè. --
  • 1 star rating You know why he is a bit of a cock? Because he wears Nike Magistas and he's a goalkeeper. Stick to Head and Shoulders mate. --
  • 1 star rating Diego Costa meets Schurrle's free-kick with a powerful header but it's straight at Joe Hart. Ivanovic is then booked. --
  • 3 star rating Flicking between the 2 channels almost as frequently as he is making saves. --
  • 5 star rating Imagine saying he is better than Thibaut Courtois --
  • 5 star rating He is returning to Manchester City after England manager Roy Hodgson confirmed he will not feature in Tuesday's friendly vs Scotland. --
  • 5 star rating Shrews 1 - 0 Norwich, would really love to get Man City in next round. Joe Hart derby, although I'm sure he wouldn't be playing --
  • 3 star rating Let's buy Joe Hart in Jan, or someone! Because for me SM isn't gonna cut it --
  • 1 star rating Catching up with Micky Flanagan is genius. Now KP and Joe Hart. Looking forward to this one. Brilliant show. So funny! --
  • 4 star rating Opspina is developing a habit of conceding screamers. Joe Hart levels --
  • 5 star rating Joe Hart's cleats are so clean wtf --
  • 5 star rating He is approaching Tim Howard vs. Belgium levels. --
  • 5 star rating He is god? --
  • 5 star rating Joe Hart to is absolute crap --
  • 5 star rating Joe Hart in FIFA 15 is too damn good --
  • 1 star rating I guess Liverpool really are going after Joe Hart, I don't mind that considering how bad Mignolet has been this season.. --
  • 2 star rating It makes me sad thinking about the time Chetters said John Ruddy is a better Goalkeeper than Joe Hart :'( --
  • 4 star rating Joe Hart's hair is glorious. I wonder how he does it.. --
  • 3 star rating Liverpool's interest in he is the stuff Wale Hezekiah's dreams were made off --
  • 4 star rating He is linked with Liverpool. Please don't make me laugh. --
  • 1 star rating Also Joe Hart will sign a new contract. He just waiting for the money. He is definitely no 1 after Bayern and Chelsea games --
  • 1 star rating He is waaayyyy too good on FIFA 15. He blocked all my damn shots and chipped shots. How? He's nearly as good in reality. --
  • 5 star rating Gollini is a Joe Hart regen man fucking hell --
  • 1 star rating Also good to hear that new deals are being prepared for Joe Hart and James Milner. Both crucial squad players. --
  • 3 star rating Interesting fact of the day... Joe hart's real name is actually Charles Joseph John Hart --
  • 5 star rating Joe hart? Nah man's would be so gassed --
  • 5 star rating Joe hart is a caj signing if he came though... --
  • 3 star rating Feel like Joe Hart now, saved 3 shots one after the other! That is absolutely nothing like me --
  • 1 star rating Rumour: Liverpool will look to bring in Joe Hart as a replacement for Simon Mignolet who has disappointed so far this season. --
  • 1 star rating Mangala: "I know Joe [Hart] is there but first I have to help make sure he has to make as few saves as possible." --
  • 5 star rating Joe Hart was so excited by Wilshere's second that he ran across to Gary Neville for a quick chat, and jabbed him playfully in the ribs. --
  • 3 star rating Joe Hart wins man of the match for England in a 5-0 win against San Marino? really? --
  • 5 star rating And in the race with the most national implications, he is currently receiving 99.4% of the votes for Arizona State Mine Inspector. --
  • 2 star rating Would it be possible for Joe Hart to sign my sons city shirt, I am a united fan, alas my son is not :0I --
  • 1 star rating Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart tells Football Focus he has to be "man enough" to cope with being dropped. --
  • 2 star rating We need a goalkeeper that can save penalties. Whether he s your fave or not he is useless in that department --
  • 5 star rating Joe hart says the fans turned up and supported us ? Frm what i seen there was loads of empty seats again ? Manchester is theres ? Haha --
  • 3 star rating Love is just another 4 letter word .. Like shit and f---k -joe Hart --

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