Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Montana I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Joe Montana had Jerry Rice. Give Brady Megatron 10 years ago and this conversation isn't a thing. Look what he did with an 07 Randy Moss. -- Tino Rossi
- They talkin around here like Blake Bortles is the next Joe Montana or something -- Calvin Johnson
- And, before someone accuses me of being a homer, he is the GOAT, to me. -- Derek Straker
- I'm afraid our defense is gonna make Worley look like the 2nd coming of Joe Montana just like they did with Crompton a few years ago -- Ben Hardy
- Confidence is a very fragile thing. -Joe Montana -- Cheri Kihlstrom
- Go look at Joe Montana's stats and accolades on Wikipedia, you'll change your mind on who is really the number 1 qb in the NFL ever. -- Phillip Gauna
- Time on the bench is vital for success... Just ask Joe Montana, Steve Young, etc. -- Philip Bixby
- So a wolverine is not a randolph or rudolph or adolph or rolfe or red wolf/ralph or gandalf but rudy should sack joe montana -- peter bollini
- So in 8 years of playing I've now missed: Ray Lewis, Joe Montana, Andrew Luck & the Raiders.. -- Jake Simpson
- Dan Marino fathering a child out of wedlock is still less embarrassing than Joe Montana in a Skechers commercial. -- ashley hardin
- Eli Manning is Joe Montana compared to Geno -- Pat Pollicino
- My dad tells the story of him being at the first "Joe Montana come back game" every time we watch a football game -- Eмιℓy
- When Pete Prisco started in on his "Russell Wilson is not elite" stuff last year, I asked him if he thought Joe Montana was an elite QB... -- Jeremy
- He is the goat -- Galactico
- Wait wait wait, Flawless Football is going to be 1350 per box? Good fucking lord. They better be putting Joe Montana IN THE BOX. -- Gellman - SCU
- Confidence is a very fragile thing. - Joe Montana -- SellingSuccessSystem
- If you don't think he is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football, fuck you. -- James Inman
- The Job of a quarterback is to lead his team to victory, its not to be a stat machine...its what made Joe Montana better than Dan Marino -- Dominic Cocco
- Is Joe Montana the best Chiefs QB of all time? -- Jake H
- Wilson comes out in overtime like joe Montana and all the media talks about is manning's drive. Great drive, but he lost. Wilson is LEGEND -- JDH
- How hard is it to put up numbers when the only QBs u took passes from was Steve Young Joe Montana n Rich Gannon? -- Mars #Krown
- Dan Marino fathering a child out of wedlock is still less embarrassing than Joe Montana in a Skechers commercial. -- Chanel Belle
- Jaws said joe Montana is the best QB ever, finally someone admits that.. Rings and clutch throws are the only things that matter -- Dylan Swartz
- Natl talking heads acting like Hoyer is the second coming of Joe Montana. That's the problem when you don't actually watch the games. -- AD
- That's all my dad talks about is the 49ers Jerry rice and joe Montana. it's 2014 dawg -- diana
- What the 49ers and Warriors can learn from the Giants is to keep composure and calm at key moment ala Joe Montana and Jerry Rice -- Dinesh S. Sastry
- Joe Panik is cool the way he is cool. -- Shankbone
- I already have Joe Montana jersey but my dad is buying me now kaepernick jersey -- Marie G
- The recent way is to make Jerry Hughes look like LT and Kyle Orton Joe Montana. Not today. -- Boston Glory
- If we're honest. ... its Joe Montana. But in my opinion is between Bret and Peyton -- Bushido Brown
- Nick Foles is out here looking like Joe Montana -- Ozone Beats
- Luke Kuechly is the best linebacker since Joe Montana -- Machine Gun Kelso
- Nick foles is garbage the giants making him look like joe Montana -- Christopher Brown
- But I mean if we're talking super bowls, what really matter, Tom Brady and Joe Montana are thee best qbs of all time -- Dillon Humphrey
- Hater be like..."yeah cowboys won but he is better than Romo" -- Boy Toy Named Troy
- Austin over here thinking Tony Romo is Joe Montana -- 主は7日
- People still think Cousins is joe Montana or nah???? Lol -- NFL/NBA Draft Scout
- We should probably cool all the "Russell Wilson is Joe Montana" talk for a week, at least. -- Jerod Morris
- So u wanna be inaccurate vs the cowboys but joe montana vs the niners -- puch1
- We all Love Legend Joe Montana but when we see a Sports Giant do commercials for several products we start to wonder. Is it boredome? -- His Highness
- Of course derek carr is looking like joe montana tonight -- Daniel
- BREAKING NEWS FROM BUFFALO. become the NFL's 32nd fastest team to realize Kyle Orton is not the next Joe Montana. -- Slava Malamud
- Wow now Tramon Williams is down. Bruh. Tannehil is going to look like Joe Montana. H -- Quentyn Kennemer
- Sammy Baugh, Bart Starr, John Unitas and Joe Montana. The four greatest NFL quarterbacks of all time. And Brady is better than Manning. -- Jeff Artis
- "peyton manning is the greatest QB ever" - someone who has never heard of joe montana -- Kameron Kemnitz
- So far this game we've made Hoyer look like Joe Montana, and they've made our Defense look like Jacksonville....so far it's a great day. NOT -- Kobe
- Tannehill is garbage, but the Raiders made him look like Joe Montana two weeks ago. -- Ryan Kelapire
- Having a terrible secondary in today's NFL just isn't an option. Charlie Whitehurst looks like Joe Montana today. -- Michael Meisel
- Peyton manning is the best qb all time behind joe Montana -- Yea
- So this is the week Joe Flacco looks like Joe Montana. Against the Bucs. Or are they officially the "Yucs" again? -- Quintin Harlan
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