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American, Actor (Famous from Saturday Night Live)
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Joe Piscopo is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Rated by - Give back Joe Piscopo Tom Petty in Nashville My boss is better than your boss yeah I comment again -- ★Feed☆Me☆More★❗
- "You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!" - Joe Piscopo...so hilarious! -- laurakfillault
- Joe Piscopo being pissed about Phil Hartman's Sinatra is still so funny. -- Chris P
- I'm fairly certain that he is sitting in front of me at the game. -- Juli
- I'm fairly certain that he is sitting in front of me at the game. -- Joseph McMahan
- Jon Lovitz, joe piscopo, cheech marin, martin short, michael dukakis, nikki tsongas, Walter mondale, is in Church of Philadelphia -- Dinesh S. Sastry
- Joe Piscopo's song "New Jersey" is pretty much the definitive Springsteen parody -- Film Crit Iron Sheik
- LW is from the same hometown as Zoe Saldana. Joe Piscopo and Dick Vitale. That's awesome, bay-bee! -- Nate
- Kevin Feige announces Cumberbatch as DR STRANGE, then is all like, "Ha ha psyche! We went with Joe Piscopo and you'll like it." -- Scott Wampler
- You can't say that anyONE comic is the end all, be all...but if I had to say it, it would be Joe Piscopo. -- SD4EVR
- Had a great time at the NIAF gala last night! So great hanging with fellow Italians Joe Piscopo, Tony Lo Bianco and Louis Prima, Jr. -- Rick Gordon
- Chris Lemmon is like a poor man's Joe Piscopo and Joe Piscopo was not a rich man's Joe Piscopo. -- allflicker
- WH Chief of Staff Joe Piscopo gonna take some getting used to, but when the only qualification for the job is willingness to do the job then -- Brent Cox
- Don Henley is basically like the TV show Renegade but replace Lorenzo Llamas with Joe Piscopo -- Chance!enstein
- I was not expecting Joe Piscopo to be kind of really good in that one? -- Erich Strom
- Two-term U.S. Senator Al Franken. I wonder what he is up to. -- Patrick Daugherty
- Is Joe Piscopo still lifting? -- Böb Jänke
- "The Outrageous Okona" AKA That Time Han Solo Was On Star Trek And So Was Joe Piscopo. -- Patrick Toman
- Leslie Jones is this season's Joe Piscopo; one dimensional and the opposite of funny. -- Photog Phrog™
- Somewhere, he is rolling over in his grave. -- Zig
- Cyclists and Surfers! So tired of the dentist that looks like a roid rage joe Piscopo. Teeth with a twang. -- Sonya
- He is still around? And is on the commenty-box? -- Russ Maloney
- Keep in mind this is a special from 2012, and there's a part where Joe Piscopo starts rapping on-stage like a white 80s comic -- Peter Poop69 Live
- He is teaching Data humor by doing a Jerry Lewis impression. What. A. Show. -- Jeff Burnett
- Keep in mind this is a special from 2012, and there's a part where Joe Piscopo starts rapping on-stage like a white 80s comic -- a poop72mas story
- Where's the Robot? Is he down on the 3D TV watching old Joe Piscopo concerts again? -- Doc Wasabassco
- He is GOD. -- Marty Wurst
- *tries to start a rumor that he is replacing Laura Linney as the Downton Abbey introducer* -- Rich Harrington
- Convince myself & others that he is going to be a major movie star when he leaves SNL. Eddie Murphy? We'll see! -- Travis Kemp
- Meathead Rob Lowe is based on Joe Piscopo in the 80s... -- Brian Eldridge
- Why the fuck is Joe Piscopo debating with Bill Donohue on Fox right now? -- Lad Russo
- I feel so bad for Jessica on the Joe Piscopo episode of Glad she is out of that abusive relationship with an older creep! Yuck! -- Lydia Beauchamp
- Ok, this Brady-Joe Piscopo Wife Swap is pissin me off! Barry Williams needs to get over himself and quit believing his own press! -- Angela Marie
- I've really missed Joe Piscopo. Good to see him back. -- Ashley
- I really hope Madonna's first draft of "Vogue" was, "Greta Garbo and Monroe. Dietrich and Joe Piscopo". -- Julius Sharpe
- TIL: he is still alive. -- The Mighty Quinn
- Joe Piscopo discusses politics with Kevin Jackson - Remember Saturday Night Live s Joe Piscopo Well Joe is ,,, -- Jana Pruitt
- So in my dream last night Frank Zappa, Joe Piscopo & Robert Carlyle were briefly in a musical comedy group. -- Wise Updog
- S\Sharing about being in Sierra Leone helping children deal with Ebola fears and stigma. on AM 970 radio with Joe Piscopo now. -- Judy Kuriansky
- So in my dream last night Frank Zappa, Joe Piscopo & Robert Carlyle were briefly in a musical comedy group. -- Bad Tweetman
- Eddie Murphy s going to be at the SNL 40th anniversary thing? he is going to be THRILLED. -- Ryan Keefer
- So Eddie Murphy is returning to Saturday Night Live next month. Sweet. Now get Joe Piscopo damn it. -- Robert Workman
- Yes, it's exciting that Eddie Murphy is finally returning to SNL, but I know we're all really waiting to hear about Joe Piscopo. -- Matt Berman
- It's getting so you can't go anywhere without hearing about Joe Piscopo these days. Let's get some new celebrities, folks! Fresh blood! -- Jeremy Woodcock
- Joe Piscopo must not have been invited to which is why Eddie Murphy is showing up. -- Uncredited Rewrite
- What happened to Joe Piscopo? Used to be really funny then became roid raged. -- High Voltage
- Congrats to Joe Piscopo for being crowned 2015 Mr. Matawan - there he is Mr. Matawan!!!!!! -- MatawanHS
- Look at this point, Jimmy Fallon is less weird than Joe Piscopo wanting to retcon himself into the Rat Pack. -- Sasha Makarewicz
- If Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo don't slow dance on the SNL reunion then we'll know Lorne Michaels is just mailing it in. -- mattycanuck
- So much of 80s SNL is just Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo. Piscopo being the Larry Bird to Murphy's Michael Jordan -- J.N. Monk
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