Joe Piscopo

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American, Actor (Famous from Saturday Night Live)
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  • 3 star rating Give back Joe Piscopo Tom Petty in Nashville My boss is better than your boss yeah I comment again --
  • 3 star rating "You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!" - Joe Piscopo...so hilarious! --
  • 3 star rating Joe Piscopo being pissed about Phil Hartman's Sinatra is still so funny. --
  • 4 star rating I'm fairly certain that he is sitting in front of me at the game. --
  • 4 star rating I'm fairly certain that he is sitting in front of me at the game. --
  • 1 star rating Jon Lovitz, joe piscopo, cheech marin, martin short, michael dukakis, nikki tsongas, Walter mondale, is in Church of Philadelphia --
  • 3 star rating Joe Piscopo's song "New Jersey" is pretty much the definitive Springsteen parody --
  • 3 star rating LW is from the same hometown as Zoe Saldana. Joe Piscopo and Dick Vitale. That's awesome, bay-bee! --
  • 1 star rating Kevin Feige announces Cumberbatch as DR STRANGE, then is all like, "Ha ha psyche! We went with Joe Piscopo and you'll like it." --
  • 2 star rating You can't say that anyONE comic is the end all, be all...but if I had to say it, it would be Joe Piscopo. --
  • 5 star rating Had a great time at the NIAF gala last night! So great hanging with fellow Italians Joe Piscopo, Tony Lo Bianco and Louis Prima, Jr. --
  • 3 star rating Chris Lemmon is like a poor man's Joe Piscopo and Joe Piscopo was not a rich man's Joe Piscopo. --
  • 5 star rating WH Chief of Staff Joe Piscopo gonna take some getting used to, but when the only qualification for the job is willingness to do the job then --
  • 3 star rating Don Henley is basically like the TV show Renegade but replace Lorenzo Llamas with Joe Piscopo --
  • 3 star rating I was not expecting Joe Piscopo to be kind of really good in that one? --
  • 4 star rating Two-term U.S. Senator Al Franken. I wonder what he is up to. --
  • 5 star rating Is Joe Piscopo still lifting? --
  • 3 star rating "The Outrageous Okona" AKA That Time Han Solo Was On Star Trek And So Was Joe Piscopo. --
  • 3 star rating Leslie Jones is this season's Joe Piscopo; one dimensional and the opposite of funny. --
  • 5 star rating Somewhere, he is rolling over in his grave. --
  • 2 star rating Cyclists and Surfers! So tired of the dentist that looks like a roid rage joe Piscopo. Teeth with a twang. --
  • 5 star rating He is still around? And is on the commenty-box? --
  • 1 star rating Keep in mind this is a special from 2012, and there's a part where Joe Piscopo starts rapping on-stage like a white 80s comic --
  • 3 star rating He is teaching Data humor by doing a Jerry Lewis impression. What. A. Show. --
  • 1 star rating Keep in mind this is a special from 2012, and there's a part where Joe Piscopo starts rapping on-stage like a white 80s comic --
  • 3 star rating Where's the Robot? Is he down on the 3D TV watching old Joe Piscopo concerts again? --
  • 5 star rating He is GOD. --
  • 3 star rating *tries to start a rumor that he is replacing Laura Linney as the Downton Abbey introducer* --
  • 1 star rating Convince myself & others that he is going to be a major movie star when he leaves SNL. Eddie Murphy? We'll see! --
  • 4 star rating Meathead Rob Lowe is based on Joe Piscopo in the 80s... --
  • 3 star rating Why the fuck is Joe Piscopo debating with Bill Donohue on Fox right now? --
  • 1 star rating I feel so bad for Jessica on the Joe Piscopo episode of Glad she is out of that abusive relationship with an older creep! Yuck! --
  • 1 star rating Ok, this Brady-Joe Piscopo Wife Swap is pissin me off! Barry Williams needs to get over himself and quit believing his own press! --
  • 4 star rating I've really missed Joe Piscopo. Good to see him back. --
  • 2 star rating I really hope Madonna's first draft of "Vogue" was, "Greta Garbo and Monroe. Dietrich and Joe Piscopo". --
  • 5 star rating TIL: he is still alive. --
  • 1 star rating Joe Piscopo discusses politics with Kevin Jackson - Remember Saturday Night Live s Joe Piscopo Well Joe is ,,, --
  • 1 star rating So in my dream last night Frank Zappa, Joe Piscopo & Robert Carlyle were briefly in a musical comedy group. --
  • 1 star rating S\Sharing about being in Sierra Leone helping children deal with Ebola fears and stigma. on AM 970 radio with Joe Piscopo now. --
  • 1 star rating So in my dream last night Frank Zappa, Joe Piscopo & Robert Carlyle were briefly in a musical comedy group. --
  • 3 star rating Eddie Murphy s going to be at the SNL 40th anniversary thing? he is going to be THRILLED. --
  • 3 star rating So Eddie Murphy is returning to Saturday Night Live next month. Sweet. Now get Joe Piscopo damn it. --
  • 1 star rating Yes, it's exciting that Eddie Murphy is finally returning to SNL, but I know we're all really waiting to hear about Joe Piscopo. --
  • 5 star rating It's getting so you can't go anywhere without hearing about Joe Piscopo these days. Let's get some new celebrities, folks! Fresh blood! --
  • 3 star rating Joe Piscopo must not have been invited to which is why Eddie Murphy is showing up. --
  • 3 star rating What happened to Joe Piscopo? Used to be really funny then became roid raged. --
  • 3 star rating Congrats to Joe Piscopo for being crowned 2015 Mr. Matawan - there he is Mr. Matawan!!!!!! --
  • 2 star rating Look at this point, Jimmy Fallon is less weird than Joe Piscopo wanting to retcon himself into the Rat Pack. --
  • 1 star rating If Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo don't slow dance on the SNL reunion then we'll know Lorne Michaels is just mailing it in. --
  • 1 star rating So much of 80s SNL is just Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo. Piscopo being the Larry Bird to Murphy's Michael Jordan --

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