Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Satriani I'm a crusher
American musician
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, and ranks among all celebrities on . Joe Satriani is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Joe Satriani
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RSD Radio is playing Joe Satriani - Cryin' -- RSD Radio
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DJoftheNight is playing Joe Satriani - Satch Boogie -- RisqueRadio
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Joe satriani is life -- Elliot Husted
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'The Crush of Love' - Joe Satriani. -- Kerym Rivas
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He is playing Canon Rock on stage with a lad called funtwo. Freddie Wong played Guitar Hero 3 to open for him -- Thom Rosell
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I feel so dirty... I can't believe I just bought a Joe Satriani guitar strap... But it feels so nice... -- Thomas Gumbel
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He is genius at guitar.... -- Kaitlynn Burton
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Oh man... Joe Satriani's "Super Colossal" is just sick! <3 -- Dante Roo
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I'm big into reading right now! Joe Satriani's biography is up next!! -- N I I E
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Joe satriani - is there any love in the space? -- #amyary
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You are so inspiring to me '. . you are one of my favorite guitarists such as Yngwie Malmsteen and Joe satriani '. . -- CoKez_ 666 COB
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Joe satriani is so great right now -- Georgia Mallinder
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He is the best because his live performances sound just like the studio versions. Where else can you hear that? -- Hayden Aiken
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If I was high & listened to Always with me, always with you by Joe satriani I would cry because of how good it is. I would ball my eyes out -- Tiler Rahberts
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Friend from highschool says their morning alarm is a Joe Satriani song. I thought he was just an elaborate comic strip in Guitar World mag. -- In Between
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Carai to me sentindo o joe satriani fazendo esses riff que começa lá no nordeste e busca só uma nota no rio grande do sul -- Urubu
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The on joe "can't go back" is so cool. He should use this guy more often. -- Derek Johnston
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<- is Listening to - Joe Satriani ~~ Revelation -- Saya Kok!!!
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Now listening "Just Look Up" by Joe Satriani from "Is There Love In Space?" [Amarok] -- medwinz
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Joe Satriani - The Crush of Love -- Mohammad Etemad zade
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Nicky Minaj's "right thru me" is a sample of joe satriani's "always with me, always with you" -- Bryan
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Is there love in space? Joe satriani I could fly. . .. -- febriztdea
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He is a fucking god -- American Gangster
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Today I am rocking to some loud '90s Joe Satriani while angrily tackling the API so probably best to leave me alone... -- Stuart Toller
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Joe Satriani "in part" with John Schmidt, that's MAGIC! to be so Zedd remixed, -- Ricky Arfiliando
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Is there a guitar player with a more sterile, soulless approach to the instrument than Joe Satriani? Oh yeah Steve Vai. Tasteless garbage -- Del Tang
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Really great conversation with Joe Satriani ( this afternoon for Can't wait to share the chat soon -- Addicted to Vinyl
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It's a kind of morning! 'Dream Song' time!! I think I'll jam along! he is the BEST! ~ph -- Pete Hernandez
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Ayah's idol is coming to sg in few weeks. Everybody...it's Joe Satriani da guitar god!! -- EL
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Rolling Stone is for people who read the magazine b/c they don't know what to wear ... Joe Satriani -- R.H. Henderson
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JOE SATRIANI's first ever show in Singapore is just 3 weeks away! Plus we have MEET & GREET passes to win, watch this space! -- LAMC Productions
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It is apparently impossible to play Joe Satriani at low volume. (On my portable player, he's a good 3 dB louder than anyone else.) -- Charles G Hill
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We re about to being giving away Joe Satriani packs! You must be a follower to win. Get ready! -- Front And Center
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Knocked out Joe Satriani's book on the long flights out west. Good book on his career and really good if you know how to play guitar. -- Darron Markwood
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Joe satriani é foda1 mas a banda dele só tem ele la, mais nada -- arô, tio mork?
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Meanwhile Viva La Vida is lifted directly from that Joe Satriani song. I feel like if it isn't that obvious then it really isn't copyright -- Sam Logan
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NP : Joe satriani - It's So Good -- Agus Suhendra #18
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"i believe" is the slowest ballad track on the monster Flying In A Blue Dream album by (Joe Satriani) -- RockAndMetalBallads
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Joe Bonamassa, Joe Satriani, Iron Maiden, AC DC, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and so on -- Kent
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So wait, he isn't Sindhi? -- Abhinav Suri
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Being tagged of joe satriani's ticket concert photo by friend.. aaaa mau -- Alvarani
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Found a Trackmania server that played some Joe Satriani. Never had so much fun with a bunch of French dudes. -- Kevin Warnke
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Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen THAT IS ALL!!!! -- Scotto
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I know im late on this. But holy fuck devils. Lets pull a Coldplay on Joe Satriani with the goal song, seriously lmao -- Lets Go Rongos
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He is, simply put, a one heck of a beast. -- Miss Chriss.
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Every Friday night is a rock concert in my house bc my dad swears he's Joe Satriani -- savannah
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Satch Boogie by he is just the best thing ever. Nuff said. -- Jamie
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*uses time machine to travel back to 1992* I feel crazy even saying this but a band with Sammy Hagar & he isn't that awesome, guys -- Rodrigo Palma
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He is too cool -- Nathan Clauss
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Steve Vai and he is definitely the ultimate Guitar Hero.and then there's Zakk Wylde and all The UnderGround GUITAR PLAYER -- Christian
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