Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Swanberg I'm a crusher
American film director
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Why People Have A Crush On Joe Swanberg
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Starting the day with Joe Swanberg's Art History. -- Sam Inglis
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Euronews -- joe_swanberg
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THE SACRAMENT: Brutal finale, chilling visuals, cringe-y dialogue, terrible perfs from Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. As usual. -- Walter Hollmann
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I wish there was an extended edition of The Sacrament that included more of Joe Swanberg playing basketball. -- Taylor Glascock
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I like Joe Swanberg more and more I see him on screen. -- TonEbola
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I just can't escape actor/director Joe Swanberg. He's in everything. -- Brooke Swanberg
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He is basting the turkey perfectly while listening to mellow jazz RIGHT NOW. -- Parker
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Joe Swanberg! -- horror-writers.net
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He is one of my favorite people in the film world. -- Dylan
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My other favorite part is that Joe Swanberg spends half the movie with an arrow in his back. -- Neva Winkle
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Joe Swanberg's indie "Happy Christmas" out now. -- Bhaskar
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I start caring when joe swanberg's voice becomes audible -- katusha
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Joe Swanberg impone un'idea di cinema coerente, e mi convince anche quando non va da nessuna parte, come nel caso di -- kekkoz
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PROXY: when Joe Swanberg's the best actor in the cast by far, you've got some problems -- Dave Crewe
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Joe Swanberg has more acting credits on IMDB than Jessica Lange. -- Mark Harris
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DRINKING BUDDIES (2013) Subtle as ever, he is given a larger mainstream stage to show off mumblecore. An honest film. -S -- Sergei & Seven
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Joe Swanberg picking The Real Cancun for a 12 horror movie marathon is really inspired. -- Sasha Makarewicz
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Which as a pitch sounds like 100% the film Joe Swanberg would make for Marvel and I am super into that. -- Sam Schäfer
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Joe Swanberg really deserves a chance for a big budget movie -- Charlie Culp
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The Anna Kendrick click by he is currently on Netflix... I didn't realize, but now that I have in watching it! -- fejimanz
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS is the latest effort from Joe Swanberg, one of the most prolific indie filmmakers working today. -- Clark Douglas
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The baby in Joe Swanberg's Happy Christmas is fucking terrifying. -- Simran Hans
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Happy Christmas: he is a quiet little genius.
Sweet lil flick. -- Jon Bass
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Joe Swanberg films get me everytime. "All the Light in the Sky" is a great film. Why no love? (It's on Netflix) -- Patrick T. Lo
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I wonder why I wanted to catch up with Josephine Decker's films: if Joe Swanberg couldn't help back then, is a big NO. NO! -- Clara Mirffig
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Joe Swanberg's way under appreciated HAPPY CHRISTMAS is streaming on Netflix. Anna Kendrick has a great performance in it. Give it a watch. -- Luke Gansmoe
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Joe Swanberg's 'Happy Christmas' is now on Netflix US. As is 'Ida' and the excellent documentary 'Desert Runners'. -- Ross Miller
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Also I really like Joe Swanberg films, it turns out. -- Emily Anderton
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Busy in a Joe Swanberg crush. -- Anna
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Joe Swanberg's DIGGING FOR FIRE isn't a Pixies biopic. Melanie Lynskey doesn't play Kim Deal. Mark Duplass (Black Francis) isn't even in it. -- Steve Sparshott
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Oh awesome, Athens' art house cinema is getting the new Joe Swanberg film this week! -- Omri Curnutte
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I should have known I would hate lace crater the minute Joe Swanberg's name popped up on screen. -- Rachel West
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It's 3:30 AM and I'm going to bed, but listen to this; Is Joe Swanberg the Woody Allen of his generation? -- Per M. Mjolkeraaen
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Joe Swanberg's Digging for Fire is for indie filmmakers -- Julia Angley
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- Finally watched "Nights & Weekends" Dir. by and starring Greta Gerwig and Joe Swanberg. -- kim adelman
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Joe swanberg te likea una foto en isntagram y vos tipo.... Djjdsjdjicksnfkskdfjksnfkcjdkskdkcjdnfkckfj CAPOOOOOO -- Dani
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The Whole Shootin' Match (DP: Eagle Pennell)
Hannah Takes the Stairs (DP: Joe Swanberg) -- Graham L. Carter
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Hopefully i can get this position at Logan Theatre so i get the possible chance of ripping Joe Swanberg's ticket :))) -- boring angel
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Written, Directed and edited by Joe Swanberg
So, my hopes aren't high. -- Bibliophilist Soul.
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That video of joe swanberg beating the shit out of devin faraci is pretty great -- jolly incandescent
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It feels kind of like a Joe Swanberg movie that was heavily re-edited by the studio (especially the Joe Swanberg-directed episode). -- Andy!
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Say what you will about what joe swanberg does to a movie mood-wise the guy can dart up stairs with an arrow in his back -- Peter
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Loving Joe Swanberg in this. And the Aussie chick. -- Simon Ward
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V/H/S. Adam Wingard, David Bruckner, Ti West, Glenn McQuaid, Joe Swanberg, Radio Silence. 2012 -- Helga R. Bookina
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Joe Swanberg's kid has the most fun. -- Horrorella
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So, one of my teachers is currently fangirling w/ me about Joe Swanberg's films...
this feels weird -- ⚢ᴄᴏᴘʜɪɴᴇ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ⚢
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So yeah. Fuck that guy, basically.
I hope Joe Swanberg kicks his ass again, soon. -- Albert Muller
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Tonight's episode made Gladiator look like a third rate Joe Swanberg movie. -- ✮Drew✮
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Orlando Bloom também está no elenco de Easy, série de comédia produzida pela Netflix sem previsão de estreia, comandada por Joe Swanberg -- Orlando Bloom BR
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"What do you think we'll have first, a black president or a robot president?"
Joe Swanberg's LOL is accidentally prophetic. -- Andy Hones
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