Joe Valachi

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3 star rating
Rated by 23 man-crushers
  • 1 star rating JOE VALACHI is the biggest rat in the history cause he was the first to publicly admit cosa nostra. Johnny Sack did too. --
  • 4 star rating " , ( ) ." - Joe Valachi --
  • 5 star rating they're saying 69 = Joe Valachi --
  • 1 star rating Of course, Meyer Lansky was Jewish and Joe Valachi was Italian... but then nobody ever said Trump was very bright. --
  • 2 star rating In hindsight Frank Lucas was more Al Capone than Gotti. Outdid Joe Valachi s legacy with the snitching too --
  • 3 star rating You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi --
  • 4 star rating Buena respuesta. Joe Valachi se ve que sabes de fútbol. Bien. --
  • 4 star rating Sexto, perdón. El episodio con el confidente Joe Valachi --
  • 5 star rating Joe Valachi --
  • 5 star rating Ahaha forgot the Joe Valachi line. --
  • 1 star rating Lev Parnas is John Dean, James McCord and Joe Valachi (mob stool pigeon) all wrapped into one. Can t wait for the movie. --
  • 5 star rating Lev Parnas is Joe Valachi --
  • 4 star rating Lev Parnas is The Joe Valachi of the Trump Mob ! --
  • 5 star rating Lev Parma s is Joe Valachi. --
  • 4 star rating Lev Parnas is the Joe Valachi of the trump crime family --
  • 4 star rating I often wonder who will be the Joe Valachi of the 21st century --
  • 5 star rating Joe Valachi ruined everything --
  • 3 star rating Toda mafia tiene su Joe Valachi...no dejen que Salcedo duerma con los peces --
  • 5 star rating Joe valachi era el verdadero traica --
  • 3 star rating You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. ~ Joe Valachi. --
  • 5 star rating Put the word out, $20,000 for Joe Valachi. --
  • 4 star rating Prince Harry the biggest snitch since Joe Valachi. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Valachi --

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