Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joey Dorsey I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Joey Dorsey
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - seem to have gotten the memo about feeding Kenneth Faried's man. It's a great strategy even if he is out there. -- Ben DuBose
- Joey Dorsey dans le Bottom 5 du ESPN Top 500. Vous pensez que les votants ont déjà vu un match d'Euroleague de leurs vie ? -- Martin Faure
- Got to party with Joey Dorsey tonight! -- Houston Texans, 3-1
- After all these years, I'm still waiting on a Joey Dorsey vs Greg Oden rematch -- Ryan Knott
- Yikes joey dorsey and jeff adrien as the backup bigs for the rockets this year... -- Jared
- Joey Dorsey back in the league -- BANK WOP
- Joey Dorsey and Dwight Howard on the same team. -- ⚖Adrienne
- Joey Dorsey intentando comerse una galleta sin tocarla con las manos teniendola en la frente. En mi anterior tuit, crack! Jajajaja -- Houston Rockets Esp
- Where can I buy stock in Joey Dorsey hard fouls in Rockets/Mavs games this season? -- Matt Jackson
- Joey Dorsey, Zoran Dragic, Ben Hansbrough, Nikola Mirotic, Lucas Nogueira, Kostas Papanikolaou y Damjan Rudez. De la Liga Endesa a la NBA -- Javier Larre
- Joey Dorsey ain't die on the cross for that -- A.C. SlayedHer
- Ahora ya sí, de forma oficial (y para tapar el desastre de ayer): he is back. -- Sergi Díaz Quirós
- He is a bum. -- Ref Baiter
- He is trash! -- Swaggy G
- He is a waste of a roster spot for Houston... man is useless -- Dallas Adams
- Don't look now, but he is giving the Rockets some solid minutes again. 17-10 Rockets. -- ClutchFans
- Sure hope dwight is playing. if dwight, tarik & TJ are all out w/ DMo starting at PF, who starts at the 5? joey dorsey? bc i'll quit it all. -- #RedNation, Ya Bish.
- Joey Dorsey routinely getting out-muscled for rebounds is baffling. -- David Clark
- He is ass nigga can't rebound for shit -- Vice
- Joey Dorsey so trash. ridiculous -- Cameron Davis
- He is so garbage -- ¯\(°_o)/¯
- I'm still not convinced he is an NBA player. -- Will Grubb
- Joey Dorsey needs to know where his man is. Hamilton hit 2 wide open 3s in 1Q. Bosh hit a relatively open 3 right after Dorsey checked in. -- David Weiner
- Real shame Joey Dorsey was never good in the NBA and certainly isn't now. Love me some Gorilla Dunks. -- Turner Wingo
- He is worst than I thought & I thought he was already bad. -- Not Adam Silver
- God must have Joey Dorsey on his fantasy team. In other news, God is the worst fantasy basketball player ever. -- Jason Williams
- Joey dorsey sucks. Like he sucks really bad. -- Kevin Hernandez
- Hmmm he is in the game, wtf is going on. -- RedNinetyFour
- He is still in the NBA -- Tehol Beddict
- He is in the game, so Kevin McHale just lit his victory cigar -- The Dream Shake
- He is terrible!! -- Thinker
- He is not good at sport -- Austin Turpin
- He is...I don't know lok -- Ad.IL
- He isn't very good at basquetbol imo -- Dingle Surprise
- He is just fouls -- The
- He is trash and that Half ass attempt by Harden on defense on the fast break smh -- Jerry 'Dirty' Rice
- Dwight Howard is cracking up on the bench after Joey Dorsey misses a dunk. He is going to clown him for that one. -- Jenny Dial Creech
- Joey Dorsey, yes from Memphis, is slaughtering Stoudemire -- Prick Cabin
- He is pitiful -- Edward Deely
- Joey Dorsey I really don't like you -- Sylvia
- Why is Joey Dorsey even on the team? -- Josh Gress
- Joey Dorsey so dam soft sometimes! Come on man I'm cheering for yo ass -- Slick RiC the Ruler
- He is Dwight Howard's swingman. -- Prince Ali
- He is Dwight Howard's swingman -- W.E.B.B.I.E DuBois
- I don't hate Joey Dorsey right now so there's that. -- Sean Meadows
- Is it me or he is Dwight Howards mini twin? -- Jorge Diaz
- Who the fuck is Joey Dorsey lmao -- Chandsome Parsons
- Why is Joey Dorsey dressed like Dwight? We know the difference fam. -- ....
- He is in the league??? -- …
- Joey Dorsey hairline is -- Nutty Bro-ffesor
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