Johan Djourou

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• The Bundesliga is a strange place. Kalou & Di Santo bang in goals for fun but incredibly Johan Djourou kept a clean sheet away at Dortmund!! -- Owen Fulda
• Johan Djourou in der Elf des Tages vom Kicker! -- Maximilian Schmidt
• Our last 2 wins at SB have come with absolutely shitty defences. Johan Djourou started both games. -- Ankit
• Johan Djourou had an absolute stormer today for Hamburg -- Jezza
• Johan Djourou. Je. -- Jon I.
• I never thought I would say this but Johan Djourou was superb for HSV today, it's a shame he never played that well for the Arsenal. -- Tom AFC
• Ninguno tiene los huevos para ser Darious Vassell o Johan Djourou. -- @andriuk
• Will be pleased that Johan Djourou has won the Premier Division Player of the Month award. -- Nikita Topchin
• Johan Djourou captain Hamburger SV ?? Gila la ! -- Luqman Jebön Jr.
• Johan Djourou disappointing on strictly -- Cannon Talk
• Apparemment Johan Djourou aussi trouvait que c'était chiant ce match sans buts. -- Thomas Wiesel
• Aimol meh: Herzlicha Dank Johan Djourou! -- Silvia Roffler
• Switzerland defender Johan Djourou says he would be open to a permanent move from Arsenal to Hamburg in the summer. -- Best Football Facts
• RB: NENAD TOMOVIC (Fiorentina); CBs: JOHAN DJOUROU (Hamburg), NICOLAS OTAMENDI (Valencia); LB: MARIO (Empoli). -- SPORTS EXPRESS
• He is the captain for Hamburg vs Borussia MG. Thought you should know, AFC fans. -- Olaf Brinkmann ®
• ZONA MIXTA | Johan Djourou: "Creo que en la última jugada no había córner, de ahí nuestro enfado. Y si no era córner no era gol...". -- Hamburger SV
• Gult kort: Johan Djourou, HSV (38'). Kveldens andre gule. River ned Herrmann i det tyskeren er på vei gjennom. Frisparkmulighet. -- Fredrik Holme Tombra
• Has delighted the fans of Genevo FC with the signing of Johan Djourou. -- preттy вoy
• After Messi's four against Arsenal which subsequently ruined Johan Djourou's life, I've never wanted to desperately watch Barcelona. -- Billy
• Johan ist nach Virus-Erkrankung auch heute wieder voll dabei. -- BILD Hamburger SV
• Henderson being picked for England is far more scandalous than Johan Djourou said he wanted to play as DM for Arsenal. -- Wenger's Zipper
• Johan Djourou now has a role in a French movie and is an executive producer of the film! Dramatic Change of career -- Samantha Miller
• Fuck it So he isnt the guy in sex film i thought had seen him score for the 1st time -- Gooner in Phoenix
• Ati former Arsenal defender he is a porn star!!! -- TONY KWALANDA
• Omg Johan Djourou from my love HSV is now Porn-Star hahaha lmaooo. -- FiveStarMarv
• LMFAO he is now a porn star -- Joe Zeif
• Johan vom arbeitet nach Virusinfektion weiter am Comeback. Ein Einsatz am Samstag gegen Darmstadt 98 kommt aber wohl zu früh. -- NDR Sport
• Johan Djourou: "I'm feeling better and hope I can soon rejoin the team training. Yesterday was an important victory. I'm proud of the team." -- Hamburger SV EN
• Johan Djourou hat seine Runden gedreht, hofft nun, nächste Woche wieder mit der Mannschaft zu trainieren: "Mein Gefühl entscheidet!" -- Abendblatt HSV
• Classy of Barca to honour Johan Djourou. -- Conor Reidy
• Sakho has to be the most uncoordinated defender I've seen since we had Johan Djourou -- Olive Supremacist.
• Tras su infección vírica, Johan Djourou volvió a entrenar hoy con balón. El suizo mejora día a día y su recuperación es un hecho... -- Hamburger SV ⚓️
• CONUNDRUM Answer!! ... J R O D J O O N H U U A = Johan Djourou -- Goals and Gooners
• Peak Johan Djourou there from Gabriel -- Will
• Wes morgan and robert huth. We used to have phillipe sanderos and johan djourou. Insignificant gap, different utilization. -- Preserving Football
• Johan Djourou's Lehmann; Sagna, Campbell, Toure, Cole; Hleb, Fabregas, Vieira, Reyes; Bergkamp, Henry. -- Gooners Report Indo
• Johan Djourou's [ Lehmann; Sagna, Campbell, Toure, Cole; Hleb, Fabregas, Vieira, Reyes; Bergkamp, Henry. -- afcstuff
• Johan Djourou de retour aux affaires et Fabian Schär sur le terrain ! Je dis Ouuui! -- Schweizer-Nati
• Johan Djourou mit einem Kopfball aber Karius ist da -- Dominik Krüger
• Ein Johan Djourou zieht immer durch. Immer. -- cosmo™
• Hahaha there's a guy on Judge Rinder that looks like Johan Djourou -- Kim
• Why is Johan Djourou clapping Xhaka's penalty -- Lewis
• I saw Johan Djourou get sent off for 2 yellows in the first 25 minutes for Hamburg. He is genuinely the worst footballer I've seen live -- Richard
• Why is Johan Djourou literally playing a deep lying trequartista role? -- Dan Pullen
• He is the Swiss Titus Bramble -- Olly
• Now he is shit ! -- Cutthroat
• Few things never get better.. he is one of them.. -- AFC Prakash
• He is one of the worst defenders I've seen make it to international level -- Asad
• He is a Lidl version of Jerome Boateng -- J
• Regardless of him being former scum, I've always thought Johan Djourou was pretty shit at football -- Pablo

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