Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Bishop I'm a crusher
English comedian (Famous from John Bishop's Britain)
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50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Fucking hell John Bishop in Lowie. I hope my front door is locked. -- Dane
- He is killing me, creasing -- McMill
- Is it weird that I find John Bishop attractive -- Brooke Smith
- Had the best weekend seeing John Bishop last night and Jason Manford tonight. So glad things are getting back to normal now -- ✨
- John bishop is at marina tonight why am I not there -- King C ✌️
- Someone at work is flogging two tickets to see John Bishop live. Nine people here have responded, wanting to buy them. -- Rob
- we love you too John Bishop. I didn't get to see you this time, but will definitely next time. So hurry back! -- Tracey
- Gary Lineker is about as funny as Ricky Gervais and John Bishop when he starts. -- Alan Collins
- John bishop is hilarious -- Leanne
- "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." John Bishop -- Google Facts
- Is John Bishop the killer -- Selina Armstrong
- Good night so far in ...looking forward to John Bishop soon! -- Tim Priestley
- Happy thought: my birthday is only 4 weeks away. 29 days until John Bishop! -- Heather Massie
- John Bishop - "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." -- Books Everyday
- Thank you John Bishop for letting us sit at the front! Glad you didn't get Andy up to play he's very Competitive! Jo and Andy x -- Jojo
- He is a v funny man -- Ricky Newsham
- So jealous of everyone who got to see John bishop -- kayleigh
- John bishop is a king -- aaron kaufman
- John bishop is probably the most annoying comedian ever, can't stand him. kinda makes me happy he's struggling to fill the hydro -- ruth ・゚✧
- I have a massive crush on john bishop idek -- saffy
- He is actually unreal. -- bethhogan
- Is it weird I fancy John Bishop?¿ -- mölly
- As if John bishop is wearin 95's too the cup final ahahhaha -- Kieran
- John Bishop...there is something about John Bishop -- Grace Girvan
- i like time travelling though ade says as john bishop is about 12 feet away from him -- abbie
- So jealous of my mum going to John Bishop tonight -- Connor
- John bishop is in Bournemouth at the end of the month and ave been dropping hints to Stacey, she better clue up -- Paul Chisholm
- So john bishop is going to be on the hydro Remember folks he was one off them that signed the pledge not play here if we voted yes -- Alvira Croft
- Tali : I hate this Scottish guy Gab : he isn't Scottish -- Gabie
- So excited to see John bishop live -- Flossy
- So tempted to book John Bishop tickets for November. -- Jamie Mckay
- JOHN BISHOP IS CMING TO BRADFORD -- babygirl
- john bishop is on stage in 18 minutes -- joey blower
- £33 for John Bishop tickets? I don't think so. -- Joan Henderson
- Just can't take John Bishop seriously in Skins -- Katie Collins
- 4 days till I see John Bishop and 6 days till I see Ed Sheeran! This week is gonna be a good one :D -- Adele
- He is just perfect -- ~Magdalene~
- I've developed a huge crush on John bishop because he reminds me of an older version of ashton -- gen
- He is a pure dilf -- ♡AIMEE♡
- Anyone else sometimes think "pundit Jamie Carragher" is a John Bishop character? Ok, only me then. -- Boylesports
- Ashton is gonna look like John bishop when he gets older -- calum follow lucy
- My gran is a John Bishop fangirl because she was there at his very first gig :3 -- Loki's Apprentice
- Nigel Slater is like a homeless John Bishop. -- Neil Halton
- John bishop was so funny last night -- Ryann ☝️
- Eek our John Bishop tickets came this morning for the Birmingham show next month! Can't wait, so excited! -- Emma Edwards
- The fact he is at my work place and we were training right next to him -- Jake.
- Christmas markets, a quick bite to eat, then off to see the gorgeous and amazing John Bishop..............so excited -- Gil Mannion
- Fun fact: john bishop is cropped out of my icon -- lauren
- "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." John Bishop -- Football Quotes
- So excited to see John Bishop again tomorrow! -- Miss Chanandler Bong
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