Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Bowker I'm a crusher
American baseball first baseman/outfielder
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Why People Have A Crush On John Bowker
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Rated by - So the Phillies wanted John Bowker instead of Brandon Moss in 2011. -- Olsh
- RAJ probably still thinks he is better than Brandon Moss -- Kevin Bors
- Well, at least the guy the Phillies gave up on for he is having a good night. -- Brian Kelley
- The Phillies chose John Bowker (who?) over Brandon Moss (Who has two home runs tonight) back in 2011. -- Life Of A Philly Fan
- "He hits it high! He hits it deep! And John Bowker makes the play right there behind first base." -- Christine Assily
- Fun Brandon Moss fact...John Bowker was 0-13 after the Phils got him instead of calling up Moss & OPSed .810 in Mexico this yr. -- BurnIn' Death Car
- John Bowker > Brandon Moss. -- Dom
- Phillies chose John Bowker over Moss because didn't think Moss could hit a big league fastball -- Philly Phan
- Wait... John Bowker was the guy the Pirates AND Phillies preferred over Moss when they let him go? -- Eli Nellis
- FUCK YOU JOHN BOWKER!! -- Philly Sports
- FYI: The Phillies cut Brandon Moss a few years ago to make room for a guy named John Bowker -- Wayne Dougie
- Obligatory comment about how the Phillies chose John Bowker over Brandon Moss in 2011. -- Alex Cohen
- John Bowker > Brandon Moss ..........oh wait....that might not be true -- Aaron Talasnik
- John bowker could have done that -- loctastic
- The Phillies cut Brandon Moss a few years ago to make room for a guy named John Bowker -- Tyler Schmidt
- Never forget the Phillies chose John Bowker over Brandon Moss -- N2P
- The Royals have Casey Kotchman at AAA. The Nationals have Tony Gwynn Jr, at AAA. The Giants have John Bowker at AAA. It's Triple-A. -- Ryan Lawrence
- Amaro matter as well bring back John Bowker. Unbelievable how he continues to go with stale talent. -- Scott Ciglinsky
- Can't believe it. I have been quoted in a book by theologian John Bowker. -- Eithne Webster
- 1-2-3 first for Jon Gray in Sacramento. Struckout John Bowker to finish it. -- connor (parody)
- John Bowker (2/4, .185, RBI, K, 1B) -- Pirates Organization
- Patrick John Bowker, Preston Room: 4 at 11:28 -- Preston Court
- OH HIYA JOHN BOWKER! jx -- DesandJennie
- The Tribe tie it on John Bowker's RBI single. Indians and Bulls knotted 1-1 heading to the bottom of the third inning. -- Indianapolis Indians
- Short lived lead for the good guys. Indy's John Bowker singles in tying run and we're knotted at one in top of third. -- Durham Bulls
- Ty Kelly is already better than John Bowker. -- mark sassaman
- John Bowker Bow -- mask@(ぱすた)
- Although what do I know? John Bowker was the starting RF on Opening Day 2010. -- Brandon Gallawa
- Aaron Loup's nickname for his players weekend jersey should be John Bowker -- Franzke & LA
- "People who talk at grief, instead of holding hands with grief, are a menace. Words come later, but only after tears." ~ John Bowker -- Sten-Erik Armitage
- I see Not he is out there being real moronic again -- nathan
- Hey guys remember when John Bowker was 1B for the 2010 Giants and definitely only him? Just thinking about that for no particular reason. -- Britt
- Weird, that graphic spelled John Bowker wrong. -- Sarah W(rath🌈)
- This seems like a good day to reminisce about the home run John Bowker hit in Texas in the 2010 World Series. -- Doug
- To whoever re-wrote the Giants history book was John Bowker the first baseman in 2010 or did we move Belt up a year? -- [insert name here]
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