John Carew

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A Norwegian professional association football player (Famous from Lørenskog, Vålerenga, Rosenborg, Valencia, Beşiktaş, Roma, Lyon, Aston Villa)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Just said to my flatmate the best footballer I've ever seen live is Eto'o or Larsson. Apparently, the best he's seen is John Carew. --
  • 3 star rating I wonder if John Carew still thinks that Villa will make the Champions League? Haha, pillock!! --
  • 4 star rating John Carew od - . --
  • 1 star rating Apparently John Carew has said Villa can get Champions League.. God bless him but he needs to lay off the cocaine. --
  • 1 star rating Are we ever gon see the old badass counter attackin Valencia ever again? Arsenal cudnt beat em bck then wiv john carew --
  • 1 star rating Valencia are looking like a decent side again I hated it when we played them in CL, John Carew gave me nightmares --
  • 5 star rating John Carew --
  • 3 star rating Cavani il a un style a la Rocheteau à l'ancienne et les pieds de John Carew --
  • 4 star rating No chance of me getting sleep, straight through john carew job --
  • 5 star rating Mdr Cannavaro c'était la salope a John Carew --
  • 2 star rating Puis j'regarde autour de moi j'vois Grenier blessé, Gonalons, Umtiti en star et j'regrette John Carew :( --
  • 5 star rating Having a pink lady whilst missing my John Carew --
  • 4 star rating Endemoniado el guarapa villalba flete nuestro john carew --
  • 1 star rating Vandaag 15 jaar geleden scoorde John Carew 2x namens Rosenborg tegen Hij speelde nog 7 keer tegen een NL-club zonder te scoren. --
  • 1 star rating O gigantone John Carew também anda nas mesas de poker!?! Ao contrário do Piqué, penso que já não joga à bola --
  • 5 star rating No 23 leicester city mirip ama john carew :/ --
  • 1 star rating Zlatan(to criticism 4rm John Carew that Zlatan s moves r pointless.) What Carew does with a football,i can do with an orange" --
  • 3 star rating You knew Villa were gna slip when John Carew said theyll make it top 4 --
  • 1 star rating """What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."" Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in response to criticism from John Carew)" --
  • 3 star rating The things I'd do to have Juan Pablo Angel and John Carew up front for Villa again --
  • 3 star rating Lfc ruin my weekend again, one thing that's made me smile today tho is.. ...john carew yhhh --
  • 5 star rating Benteke is the Belgian John Carew --
  • 4 star rating Is that a strip club Ian? Say hello to John Carew for me. --
  • 2 star rating Ashley Young, John Carew, Gabriel Agbonlahor.. They were so close to taking our 4th spot some years back. --
  • 4 star rating The best thing to come out of this night is John Carew --
  • 5 star rating Is John Carew on smack ? --
  • 1 star rating In the past 15 years, rickie lambert is one of the worst forwards in the game off football. Along with john carew --
  • 5 star rating So Solid (John) Carew --
  • 5 star rating He is now a vital component in my life --
  • 5 star rating FashionTV Top Trending Videos of The Week: Victoria s Secret Fashion Show Still Hot and So Is Footballer John Carew %short_urlshort_urlu --
  • 4 star rating Who was better? for Alan Shearer FAV for John Carew --
  • 3 star rating Wait so Ibra has heard of John Carew but only 1 England player? Seems like bullshit to me --
  • 4 star rating Moi celui qui me manque à Lyon c'est John Carew .. Non j'déconne --
  • 3 star rating Soooo excited to get back to Newcastle and see the John Carew and my dog --
  • 5 star rating John Carew va --
  • 1 star rating "What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange." Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in response to criticism from John Carew) --
  • 3 star rating Note to self: Nip the habit of referring to Niall Carew as John Carew in the bud ASAP. --
  • 3 star rating Kale dedinmi Cordoba,defans dedinmi Zago,orta saha Ernst,Guti,forvet Ilhan Mansiz, John Carew --
  • 5 star rating What happened to big John Carew? --
  • 3 star rating Ibrahimoviç, John Carew'in topla yapt klar n ben portakalla yapar m diyeli 8 y l oldu --
  • 5 star rating Big John Carew. --
  • 3 star rating What John Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange- Zlatan Ibrahimovic --
  • 4 star rating What John Carew can do with an orange Lallana can do with a football --
  • 1 star rating "What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange." Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in response to criticism from John Carew) --
  • 3 star rating la preciosura d Lauren Budd tiene como pareja a John Carew que dicen k es sueco cuando es Noruego --
  • 3 star rating Benteke is the weakest target man I have ever seen. he is turning in his grave at this display. --
  • 5 star rating John Carew or Christian Benteke? --
  • 5 star rating John Carew was my hero --
  • 1 star rating Liverpool carnage tonight with work early in the morning.. Not the best of ideas but fuck it straight through John Carew --
  • 5 star rating Ben John Carew'i ozledim :/ --

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