Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Carew I'm a crusher
A Norwegian professional association football player (Famous from Lørenskog, Vålerenga, Rosenborg, Valencia, Beşiktaş, Roma, Lyon, Aston Villa)
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John Carew is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On John Carew
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Just said to my flatmate the best footballer I've ever seen live is Eto'o or Larsson. Apparently, the best he's seen is John Carew. -- Calum McConnell
- I wonder if John Carew still thinks that Villa will make the Champions League? Haha, pillock!! -- Graham Sprason
- John Carew od - . -- Владимиρ д дјуд
- Apparently John Carew has said Villa can get Champions League.. God bless him but he needs to lay off the cocaine. -- Dean
- Are we ever gon see the old badass counter attackin Valencia ever again? Arsenal cudnt beat em bck then wiv john carew -- Mars
- Valencia are looking like a decent side again I hated it when we played them in CL, John Carew gave me nightmares -- DannyAFC
- John Carew -- Antoine_28
- Cavani il a un style a la Rocheteau à l'ancienne et les pieds de John Carew -- Léo
- No chance of me getting sleep, straight through john carew job -- Lewis Heaton
- Mdr Cannavaro c'était la salope a John Carew -- Christ MorrΔY
- Puis j'regarde autour de moi j'vois Grenier blessé, Gonalons, Umtiti en star et j'regrette John Carew :( -- Dou¥ouro
- Having a pink lady whilst missing my John Carew -- Bethany
- Endemoniado el guarapa villalba flete nuestro john carew -- prince catastro
- Vandaag 15 jaar geleden scoorde John Carew 2x namens Rosenborg tegen Hij speelde nog 7 keer tegen een NL-club zonder te scoren. -- Voetbalstats.NL
- O gigantone John Carew também anda nas mesas de poker!?! Ao contrário do Piqué, penso que já não joga à bola -- Armando Costa
- No 23 leicester city mirip ama john carew :/ -- Helmyfuad
- Zlatan(to criticism 4rm John Carew that Zlatan s moves r pointless.) What Carew does with a football,i can do with an orange" -- Constantine D'Gooner
- You knew Villa were gna slip when John Carew said theyll make it top 4 -- Salah
- """What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."" Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in response to criticism from John Carew)" -- Best Football Facts
- The things I'd do to have Juan Pablo Angel and John Carew up front for Villa again -- Dan
- Lfc ruin my weekend again, one thing that's made me smile today tho is.. ...john carew yhhh -- Craigy D
- Benteke is the Belgian John Carew -- Alex Jamónartero
- Is that a strip club Ian? Say hello to John Carew for me. -- Grim Lock
- Ashley Young, John Carew, Gabriel Agbonlahor.. They were so close to taking our 4th spot some years back. -- Aghankuinotsokan
- The best thing to come out of this night is John Carew -- Jamie Heaton
- Is John Carew on smack ? -- Dean Hogan
- In the past 15 years, rickie lambert is one of the worst forwards in the game off football. Along with john carew -- kieran scott
- So Solid (John) Carew -- Jamie
- He is now a vital component in my life -- Matt Eyre
- FashionTV Top Trending Videos of The Week: Victoria s Secret Fashion Show Still Hot and So Is Footballer John Carew %short_urlshort_urlu -- SmartRSS
- Who was better? for Alan Shearer FAV for John Carew -- Deluded Football Fan
- Wait so Ibra has heard of John Carew but only 1 England player? Seems like bullshit to me -- Matty Garland
- Moi celui qui me manque à Lyon c'est John Carew .. Non j'déconne -- Momo
- Soooo excited to get back to Newcastle and see the John Carew and my dog -- Dan Hilbert
- John Carew va -- Valoche
- "What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange." Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in response to criticism from John Carew) -- Books Everyday
- Note to self: Nip the habit of referring to Niall Carew as John Carew in the bud ASAP. -- Alan Finn
- Kale dedinmi Cordoba,defans dedinmi Zago,orta saha Ernst,Guti,forvet Ilhan Mansiz, John Carew -- +
- What happened to big John Carew? -- Tommy G
- Ibrahimoviç, John Carew'in topla yapt klar n ben portakalla yapar m diyeli 8 y l oldu -- Futbolda Kaç Yıl ?
- Big John Carew. -- Stannis
- What John Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange- Zlatan Ibrahimovic -- Danny cfc
- What John Carew can do with an orange Lallana can do with a football -- Lewis
- "What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange." Zlatan Ibrahimovic (in response to criticism from John Carew) -- Latest FootballQuots
- la preciosura d Lauren Budd tiene como pareja a John Carew que dicen k es sueco cuando es Noruego -- Lic. Erick Gunther
- Benteke is the weakest target man I have ever seen. he is turning in his grave at this display. -- Sam
- John Carew or Christian Benteke? -- Liam Dodd
- John Carew was my hero -- Baldwin99
- Liverpool carnage tonight with work early in the morning.. Not the best of ideas but fuck it straight through John Carew -- Luke Grounds
- Ben John Carew'i ozledim :/ -- MERVE BEREN ♕
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