Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Carmack I'm a crusher
American game programmer
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Rated by - "Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're not going to do." John Carmack -- △
- "Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're not going to do." John Carmack -- Cenox Services
- Focus is a matter of deciding what things you re not going to do. John Carmack -- Manish Agarwal
- "Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're NOT going to do." John Carmack -- Antonio
- LIF ANY OF YOU DONT THINK JOHN CARMACK IS A GENIUS WE'RE FIGHTIN -- Gravis!
- Beauty is the ultimate defense against complexity - John Carmack -- Refer Grimm
- Should really ask John Carmack where exactly is "on there" is cause he says it a LOT in his talks throughout the years. -- Y.F. Cassius Lee
- Never know what he is saying but it always sounds cool -- Seth Latham
- Aww yeah, my poker idols is now free from Apple devices. At doctor's for my John Carmack quote -- Corey Markov
- "Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important." -John Carmack -- Meelz
- Few times i tried 2 read John Carmack about coding, not 1 time i know what he's talking about. 1, he wrote intro to FP, which is lame. -- Xah Lee
- "Most bugs are a result of the execution state not being exactly what you think it is." - John Carmack -- bungoman
- He is a genius. This knowledge of 3d rendering is beyond normal human levels. I'm serious. -- Wacko
- He is so smart it's almost scary. -- Fujoshi's Island
- Hearing John Carmack talk about 1/16th-field interlacing is scaring me -- Niels Orgaard
- he isn't a good game designer and never was -- Fortengard
- He is turning into Stephen King. -- Sandy Walsh™
- Oculus CTO John Carmack Says Developing Virtual Reality Apps for Android Really Sucks | One Click Root - -- Steve Dann
- Beauty is the ultimate defense against complexity - John Carmack -- Topol
- He is not only God but he is also everything I love in life -- lama [D-3]
- Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're not going to do. - John Carmack -- Alan Williams
- "Sometimes, the elegant implementation is a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function." -- John Carmack -- Science Facts
- Re: Amiga doc - restates the impact John Carmack had on game creation. Doom source code is released and boom - ported everywhere. -- Travis Weir
- He is a genius. but his practical application of that ability is definitely questionable. -- Pelle.
- For a developer who said story doesn't really matter, John Carmack's Quake II and Doom 3 both have way too much story. -- baby in sunglasses
- "Hard work is the key to success." - John Carmack -- Abdul Basit Mehtab
- Just John Carmack being John Carmack. -- Chakrit Wichian
- Beauty is the ultimate defense against complexity - John Carmack -- Lainey Hodge
- He is not only God but he is also everything I love in life -- lama [D-0]
- Game by john carmack: "from the developer who innovated a TON OF REALLY COOL SHIT FOR YEARS AND BASICALLY MADE VIRTUAL REALITY A REAL THING" -- KYLE HYDE
- Coisas que só o comment dá: ver o Elon musk e o John carmack trocando macetes de como fazer uma nave espacial de verdade -- Marcelo Camanho
- If you're following Elon Musk and John Carmack, mind is blown. -- Doug Schaefer
- "Sometimes, the elegant implementation is a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function." - John Carmack -- Luke Jefferson
- Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul. - John Carmack -- Stained with Magic
- 1 Here is what John Carmack said, just before the release of Quake World, which changed game client/server architecture forever. -- Nikolay Tsenkov
- "If the work is what you want to do, it follows that you're going to sit there & get it done." - John Carmack, inventor of video game Doom 3 -- Eric Leif Davin
- "Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul." (John Carmack) -- FILIPO - フィリッポ
- Focus is a matter of deciding what things you re not going to do. John Carmack -- Kenny Baptista
- New thing that makes me feel old: he is 44. -- Random Hajile
- He is making a virtual reality headset via -- محمد
- Pretty sure we already have a Coder in Chief, Obama. His name is John Carmack. -- Peter Evans
- An organization s ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage John Carmack. -- Linda L. Eubanks
- One of the big lessons of a big project, don t want people that aren t really programmers programming, you ll suffer for it! John Carmack -- Ben Hosking
- Ngl, if I were to be completely full-on-lovemaking gay I would seriously consider boning john carmack. -- Akigawa
- I'm in a party with John Carmack. This is not a drill. I repeat, party, John Carmack. -- Alon Schwarz
- John Carmack et al's Doom was a big part of my early gaming life. Never since have I mashed the spacebar so much while running against walls -- Weyant Yarnell
- Focus is a matter of deciding what things you re not going to do. John Carmack -- Allie Crafton
- Following John Carmack on comment is so bizarre: every comment is replied to by both the smartest and dumbest people on the planet -- David Hampson
- Oculus VR so good it's like "getting religion on contact," Oculus VR CTO John Carmack says. "People that try it walk out a believer." -- thomas_howard
- "What was it like working with John Carmack on Quake? Like being strapped onto a rocket during takeoff" ~Michael Abrash -- Stephan Dilly
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