John Carmack

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American game programmer
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  • 3 star rating "Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're not going to do." John Carmack --
  • 3 star rating "Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're not going to do." John Carmack --
  • 3 star rating Focus is a matter of deciding what things you re not going to do. John Carmack --
  • 3 star rating "Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're NOT going to do." John Carmack --
  • 4 star rating LIF ANY OF YOU DONT THINK JOHN CARMACK IS A GENIUS WE'RE FIGHTIN --
  • 4 star rating Beauty is the ultimate defense against complexity - John Carmack --
  • 1 star rating Should really ask John Carmack where exactly is "on there" is cause he says it a LOT in his talks throughout the years. --
  • 4 star rating Never know what he is saying but it always sounds cool --
  • 3 star rating Aww yeah, my poker idols is now free from Apple devices. At doctor's for my John Carmack quote --
  • 1 star rating "Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important." -John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating Few times i tried 2 read John Carmack about coding, not 1 time i know what he's talking about. 1, he wrote intro to FP, which is lame. --
  • 2 star rating "Most bugs are a result of the execution state not being exactly what you think it is." - John Carmack --
  • 3 star rating He is a genius. This knowledge of 3d rendering is beyond normal human levels. I'm serious. --
  • 5 star rating He is so smart it's almost scary. --
  • 3 star rating Hearing John Carmack talk about 1/16th-field interlacing is scaring me --
  • 5 star rating he isn't a good game designer and never was --
  • 5 star rating He is turning into Stephen King. --
  • 2 star rating Oculus CTO John Carmack Says Developing Virtual Reality Apps for Android Really Sucks | One Click Root - --
  • 4 star rating Beauty is the ultimate defense against complexity - John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating He is not only God but he is also everything I love in life --
  • 3 star rating Focus is a matter of deciding what things you're not going to do. - John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating "Sometimes, the elegant implementation is a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function." -- John Carmack --
  • 1 star rating Re: Amiga doc - restates the impact John Carmack had on game creation. Doom source code is released and boom - ported everywhere. --
  • 3 star rating He is a genius. but his practical application of that ability is definitely questionable. --
  • 1 star rating For a developer who said story doesn't really matter, John Carmack's Quake II and Doom 3 both have way too much story. --
  • 4 star rating "Hard work is the key to success." - John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating Just John Carmack being John Carmack. --
  • 4 star rating Beauty is the ultimate defense against complexity - John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating He is not only God but he is also everything I love in life --
  • 5 star rating Game by john carmack: "from the developer who innovated a TON OF REALLY COOL SHIT FOR YEARS AND BASICALLY MADE VIRTUAL REALITY A REAL THING" --
  • 1 star rating Coisas que só o comment dá: ver o Elon musk e o John carmack trocando macetes de como fazer uma nave espacial de verdade --
  • 4 star rating If you're following Elon Musk and John Carmack, mind is blown. --
  • 5 star rating "Sometimes, the elegant implementation is a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function." - John Carmack --
  • 3 star rating Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul. - John Carmack --
  • 1 star rating 1 Here is what John Carmack said, just before the release of Quake World, which changed game client/server architecture forever. --
  • 5 star rating "If the work is what you want to do, it follows that you're going to sit there & get it done." - John Carmack, inventor of video game Doom 3 --
  • 3 star rating "Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul." (John Carmack) --
  • 3 star rating Focus is a matter of deciding what things you re not going to do. John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating New thing that makes me feel old: he is 44. --
  • 5 star rating He is making a virtual reality headset via --
  • 3 star rating Pretty sure we already have a Coder in Chief, Obama. His name is John Carmack. --
  • 5 star rating An organization s ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage John Carmack. --
  • 5 star rating One of the big lessons of a big project, don t want people that aren t really programmers programming, you ll suffer for it! John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating Ngl, if I were to be completely full-on-lovemaking gay I would seriously consider boning john carmack. --
  • 3 star rating I'm in a party with John Carmack. This is not a drill. I repeat, party, John Carmack. --
  • 5 star rating John Carmack et al's Doom was a big part of my early gaming life. Never since have I mashed the spacebar so much while running against walls --
  • 3 star rating Focus is a matter of deciding what things you re not going to do. John Carmack --
  • 5 star rating Following John Carmack on comment is so bizarre: every comment is replied to by both the smartest and dumbest people on the planet --
  • 5 star rating Oculus VR so good it's like "getting religion on contact," Oculus VR CTO John Carmack says. "People that try it walk out a believer." --
  • 1 star rating "What was it like working with John Carmack on Quake? Like being strapped onto a rocket during takeoff" ~Michael Abrash --

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